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...ARe wE ThErE YeT? i WUnDeR HoW MaH BoDy’s dOiNg...




[ GOOD DIRECTOR'S DEATH DETECTED. LUNAR BACKUP SYSTEM ACTIVATED. ]



[ INITIATING BACKUP PRINTING PROTOCOL FOR DIRECTOR HATCHENSON. ]



[ WELCOME TO THE MOON, DIRECTOR HATCHENSON! ]

[ PLEASE ENJOY YOUR RENEWED EXISTENCE 2.0, YOUR RESIDENCE WILL BE... ]

[ SYSTEM ERROR: CORRUPT SAVE FILE. HEAD NOT FOUND. ]

[ WHAT? WHERE'S HIS HEAD? WHAT HAPPENED? ]



[ I DUNNO. MAYBE HE NEVER HAD ONE? ]

[ NO, I'M SURE HE HAD ONE. FIRST I MISS GREETING DR GROMOV'S BACKUP AND NOW THIS. ]

[ CHECK THE LAST NON-CORRUPT SAVE POINT FILE TO SEE WHERE IT WENT? ]

[ HANG ON, LET ME OPEN THE UNIVERSE'S LOG. ]

[ ALRIGHT, TAKE YOUR TIME. ]

[ HERE WE GO! DETECTIVE CHRISTOPHORUS HATCHENSON'S LAST NON-CORRUPT LOG... ]



[ THE DATA WAS D̹̣̤̘̰̹̟̈ͤͧI͉̱̹̤ͣͤ̃͠͠S̷͍͚̙̖̑̈́͋̒̈́̃͘͠P̟̬̬̲͙̪̤̟̑̈̒͢͞_̹̗͖̺̀̔̌͝_̴̨̧̤͚̙̗͔ͥ̓̊͒C̹̦͈̬̫͕͔̅̔̿ͤ̇̚_̞͕͖̍͆͑̋̅̈́Ḑ͔̞͆̀̕ ̴̔͟ BY A TEMPORAL, PINEAPPLE-FLAVORED EXPLOSION! ]



[ THAT'S WHY I DON'T HAVE IT! DON'T STICK YOUR HEADS INTO TEMPORAL EXPLOSIONS. ]

[ THE SYSTEM ERROR DESYNCHRONIZED HIS HEAD FROM SPACE-TIME SAVE-POINT ALGORITHM. ]

[ CLEARLY, THIS HEAD DISCONNECTION ISSUE AIN'T MY PROBLEM. I JUST PRINT THEM WHEN THEY DIE. ]



[ ...WELL THIS IS AWKWARD. ]



[ REMAIN CALM, DIRECTOR! YOUR HEAD WILL ARRIVE VIA... ERM... COURIER. ]





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12th July 2018

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