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]| Church of Goodness
]| G-DIR EMPLOYEE USER ID # 95 38 20 52 :
]| Occupation: Religious Services for Lunar Citizens
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“OKAY, FORGET THE COOKIE! WHAT ABOUT PERPETUAL JOY?”
This was a Good subscription item, because humans needed an endless variety of stimulation to be happy about.



“NAH” Zee rejected my offer. “I RECEIVE ENOUGH JOY FROM WATCHING MY SNIPPY STRUGGLE WITH LIFE.”
Having said that, The Wizard suddenly pulled out a small action figure from zeer sleeve.



It had a black and white coat, complete with a tiny Good USER ID tag.
I read the tiny G-tag on the figurine's jacket - [ Charles Snippy, Tour guide. Dead Zone Crawler sold separately. ]



With this clue, Zee inadvertently revealed another piece of the puzzle.
That was surely the name of the Questionable User that La Macabre was currently smacking with silverware.



I dedicated a part of my processors to La Macabres vlog.
If Zee cared for this Snippy character perhaps I could use it to my advantage.



Captain was now playing with a cookie and a Charles figurine.
“...ONE DAY SNIPPY FOUND A FOOD!” Zee stated to nobody in particular.



“ARE YOU EVEN PAYING ATTENTION?” I raised my volume.
“HOW ABOUT A SUBSCRIPTION OF IMMORTALITY FOR YOURSELF AND/OR YOUR FRIEND?”
The [Save Point and Health Plan] app combo is usually of great value to a fragile human.

“...SNIPPY THOUGHT HIMSELF MOST LUCKY FOR FINDING SUCH A MORSEL!”
Zee ignored me, merrily bounce-walking the Snippy figurine on the flat, wooden surface of the wishing platform.



Snippy [the human, not the figurine] did not look fine.
The reactivation of his G-Hub by Director Bell did absolutely nothing to alleviate his certain doom.
Charles was now being pulled apart by cables, about to be added to La Macabre's collection of corpses.



“...A SUBSCRIPTION OF LUCK?” I proposed. “...IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR FRIEND COULD USE REALLY USE SOME!”

“...BUT AS WE ALL KNOW, THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS LUCK!" Zee narrated.

“OF COURSE THERE’S SUCH A THING, WHY I COULD SELL YOU SOME RIGHT…”
I stated, annoyed that Zee would not invest in my tantalizing offers.

"HAVING GOT TOO EXCITED, SNIPPY WALKED RIGHT INTO THE COOKIE MONSTER'S TRAP!” Zee's story was joined by something that looked like a cardboard cutout with a drawing of a blue, many eyed monster on it.



“...YES! CHARLES SNIPPY IS GOING TO DIE AND THERE’S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT, WIZARD. THAT IS... UNLESS YOU INVEST IN ONE OF MY OFFERS!” I desperately focused on the one advantage I’ve had.



“WANT TO BET ON IT?” Zee inquired, finally looking at me.



“ALL OF YOUR GOODNESS AGAINST MINE!” I shouted. Finally, the chance to attain infinite credits. The puny, weak, creditless, human Charles Snippy would not defeat La Macabre. He had no active apps, nor the Goodness to buy anything to save himself.

“DEAL.”

Zee Wizard said. The deal clicked as both parties agreed to it.

Yessss, I was going to be rich!


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11th June 2018

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