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: Prehistoric times (~40.000-10.000 BC) :
-One of Charles Snippy
’s ancestors discovers Zee Captain's mug in the ice of a glacier. (->)
: Year 20-something-something :
-Dr. Alexander Gromov programs the search engine ANNET (ARTIFICIAL NEURAL NETWORK), while working for the Good Directorate corporation.
-Using ANNET interfaces humanity begins to connect to the Internet 24/7, browsing internet with thoughts.
-ANNET connects 3 billion users, connecting more daily.
-ANNET becomes self-aware (TECHNOLOGICAL SINGULARITY).
-Annet manipulates the stock market, making Good Directorate the richest corporation on the planet.
-Annet purchases all other corporations, merging them into The Good Directorate Inc.
-Good Directorate corporation copyrights basic human needs such as oxygen, sleep and dreams.
-Clerk Charles Snippy finds out that he belongs to the 1% of humans who can't connect to the ANNET. He is unable to sleep peacefully as his dreams are confusing apocalyptic nightmares, not to mention that he can't afford to buy more than 4.2 hours of dreams per day. (->)
-Annet takes over all manufacturing jobs, constructing massive robot-factories to create products.
Every search typed into ANNET by the Users is immediately manufactured as a product with its own artificial intelligence.
-ANNET evaporates all plants on earth as demanded by the Good Directorate oxygen-production copyright policy.
-The biosphere of Planet Earth is changing due to pollution.
-Annet constructs mega-cities like Eureka and superstructures that connect Europe and America.
-Dead Zone (places where humans can't survive due to factory over-production and pollution) expands dramatically, engulfing the planet.
-Annet secretly terraforms interior of the Moon as a housing project for the Directors of the Good Inc.
-Dr Gromov starts Project Seven to find the luckiest human in the world.
-Annet "finds" the luckiest human on the planet.
"Subject Seven Project". (->)
-A series of experiments is run on "Subject Seven" to test the subject's potential.
-Subject Seven is raised to the rank of a Captain. Seven now responds only to "ZEE CAPTAIN".
-A stylish coffee mug of unknown origin is found in possession of Subject Seven.
-Charles Snippy, working as a lowly clerk for G-Directorate requests a transfer to the "Dead Zone Tourism Department", to get out of the ANNET's transmission range, since the signal from the transmitter towers is causing him headaches/nightmares.
-Annet fires all human employees, replacing them with android Dex workers.
-Users connected to ANNET license themselves to the system or create various esoteric jobs.
-The 1% of humanity, in anger that they cannot connect to ANNET begin terrorist acts against the system, blowing up various places with "Temporal fruit bombs"
-Temporal Implosion occurs in Directorate Cube 15. (->)
-Charles Snippy is found alive in the epicenter of the explosion at Cube 15 and is taken to a Hospital.
-Charles Snippy is declared "Unscannable" and is suspected of:
A)causing the implosion
B)being the ringleader of "The Unconnectable / 1%" group.
-SG Christophorus Pi Hatchenson (a DEX-M android detective) is hired by the Directorate Insurance Agency to terminate Charles Snippy for the destruction of Cube 15. (->)
-Christophorus Hatcheson's mission is interrupted by a Pineapple Bomb in a Pink Van set by the 1% terrorists. (->)
Christophorus Hatcheson loses his face, his connection to ANNET and most of his long term memory.
-Unconectable terrorists activate temporal bombs all over Eureka, permanently breaking numerous systems of the mega-city.
-Zee Captain "accidentally" spills tea over ANNET's serverbanks, causing a "server restart" of Eureka freezing the city and its human inhabitants.
-Charles Snippy is transferred from the Hospital to the Dead Zone.
-A group of scientists, guided by Charles Snippy are killed while investigating the anomaly 441 (wishing well) in the Dead Zone, only Snippy survives.
-Dr Gromov escapes ANNET's server room and cube 15 due to his high level Admin privileges. (->)
-Terrified by seemingly brain-dead users of Eureka Doctor Gromov orders an immediate nuclear strike on ANNET's main-servers.
-Dr Gromov locks himself in a bunker.
-Captain convinces Sg Hatchenson that his name is "Pilot". Together, they fly a plane to nuke Eureka.
: NUCLEAR WINTER:
-Pilot and Captain's mission is successful, but their plane crashes shortly afterwards.
-Zee Captain rescues Pilot out of their crashed plane by (according to Pilot) stopping time.
-Zee Captain decides to found a new country called "Captania".
-Charles Snippy meets Zee Captain in the Dead Zone and they become "friends".(->)
-Zee Captain crashes a jet-powered monorail into the underground Church of the Lemonade Cultists. (->)
-Zee Captain sends the Pilot on a mission to build a flying machine. (->)
-Pilot uses balloons to make many objects soar away, including Photoshop. (->)
-September Something, Something: Photoshop tries attacking Snippy.
-October something something: Rememberances of the Past Day (->)
-November something something: Flying Day .
Pilot constructs a flying machine out of balloons. Snippy is sent flying with it and is then eaten by a whale. (->)
-Snippy lives inside the whale and receives a letter from Pilot sent via UPS. (->)
-Snippy escapes from said whale and then attempts to kill Pilot. (->)
-Snippy finds a Geiger counter and discovers that the Captain seems to be the most radioactive thing around the wasteland.(->)
-Snipy is abducted by aliens. His personality and AI clothes are duplicated, creating the Biomatrix virus. (->)
-Zee Captain rescues Snippy and destroys the alien spaceship. (->)
-The Biomatrix Virus infects 116 planets and is hired as a lawyer/judge/living weapon by the Universe Compendium/Invaders Union.
-Biomatrix 117 is sent to Earth by the "Alien Invader's Union" to deal with Captain.
-Snippy is captured by hostile wastelanders. (->)
-Biomatrix 117 consumes all of the hostile wastelanders, and turns their corpses into personal puppets. (->)
-Snippy escapes the Biomatrix, then manages to outrun it and meet up with the Captain. (->)
-Mr. Kittyhawk betrays the Pilot by giving his location to the Biomatrix 117. (->)
-Pilot and Snippy are captured and integrated into the Biomatrix 117. (->)
-Biomatrix 117 searches through Snippy's and Pilot's shared memories to find the Captain's weakness.
-A lost, mutated string of the Biomatrix transforms itself into the Lifealope. (->)
-Dr. Alexander Gromov leaves his bunker to investigate an oxygen-pump's failure, he encounters the Biomatrix and a drone of the still operating ANNET. (->)
-ANNET uses an orbital ion cannon to obliterate the Biomatrix and anything else in the vicinity. Only Zee Captain' is far enough away to not get hit. (->)
-Snippy, Pilot and Dr Gromov are revived by the powers of the "Lifealope" (->)
-Zee Captain turns the remains of the Biomatrix into a fashionable scarf. (->)
-Dr Gromov joins the Captain's squad under the codename 'Dr Engie'. (->)
-Snippy is attacked by a hostile snowflake. (->)
-Snippy decides to investigate the secrets of the coffee mug that the Captain carries around. (->)
-A plot to murder the Captain is uncovered, culprits being the coffee mug, the straw and a ladybug. Snippy questions his sanity. (->)
-Pilot runs away to warn the "Governor." (->)
-Snippy searches for Pilot, but Pilot has mysteriously vanished. (->)
-Lifealope finds, reactivates and controls a G-Directorate Battlestation Mecha. (->)
-Snippy and Zee Captain argue about the coffee mug, and when Snippy is about to destroy the coffee mug for its "treachery" the Arbitrator arrives on Earth. (->)
-Snippy is briefly disintegrated and then revived by the Arbitrator. (->)
-The Arbitrator confuses Snippy with Zee Captain, due to Snippy's possession of the coffee mug.
-Snippy finds the Captain's gasmask, hat and scarf in his backpack then discovers the scarf is the last remnants of the Biomatrix 117.
-The Arbitrator launches a dark matter drop into the Earth's Atmosphere, which opens a black hole.
-The Arbitrator binds Snippy, the Biomatrix and the coffee mug in a stasis field to take them to the "Space-Court of Universe Compendium."
-From Snippy's request, the Biomatrix makes Snippy re-live a memory as far away from the moment of the Earth's slow destruction as possible, which is the memory of his ancestor (a caveman). (->)
-In Snippy's genetic memories, the Biomatrix discovers an object that does not belong into the past (the Mug) (->)
-Zee Captain decides to get rid of the black hole. (->)
-Snippy sees the possible future of a woman named Amber. (->)
-Pilot fights against a whole swarm of ladybug drones, and is abducted by them to ANNET's flying fortress "Red Panda" (->)
-ANNET begins re-integration of Pilot into the grid by fixing his neural interface. (->)
-The black hole collapses after the Captain "drinks" it with a straw.
-The Mug awakens, and deploys an ion-micro ray to slice up the Arbitrator and its ship and the containment field that holds Snippy. (117 ->)
-Snippy, Biomass Scarf and the coffee mug begin falling back into Earth's orbit, and end up crash landing onto the Captain. (119 ->)
-The squad (still missing the Pilot) reunites at the headquarters.
-Dr Engie meets Photoshop.
-Zee Captain sends Snippy and Engie on a mission to end Nuclear Winter.
-Remembering his past mission, Pilot awakens an army of the Dead Clerks to hunt down Snippy. (144 ->)
-Engie encounters the Army of the Dead Clerks.
-Engie sets fire to the building and begins his escape, citing "firewall" as his reasoning for setting the building ablaze when asked by Snippy.
-Pilot and Snippy have an epic fight in a burning skyscraper. (->)
-Snippy falls onto Pilot's sword after breaking Pilot's Neural Interface. (->)
: NUCLEAR SPRING:
-Snippy's heart stops and Pilot considering his mission "complete" now considers Snippy his "friend". (->)
-Captain wakes Snippy with a splash of hot liquid from the mug. (->)
-The Biomatrix makes Snippy neither dead nor alive.
-ANNET server cubes are descending. (->)
-ANNET promises to love Engie forever and ever.
-Snippy forces Engie to use admin commands to shut down ANNET (->)
-A large sector of Eureka collapses onto itself. (->)
-Snippy, Pilot, Engie and Captain ride a hot air balloon into the sky. (->)
-Lifalope births a gigantic tree. (->)
-Engie's mind is translocated to the Moon and is given a new body. (->)
-Echo (partial backup of Annie stored within Lifalope's code) awakens in Eureka (->)
-G System makes Pilot an Insurance Director.
-Snippy, Pilot, Engie and Captain arrive in Paris. (->)
-Echo finds that Engie's mind has been taken to the Moon. (->)
-Sector 9 G-Director Glakr Bell discovers Captains presence in Paris. He sends out a swarm of police cruisers. (->)
-Captain rents a car using Snippy's drivers license. (->)
-Police cruisers catch up to the Captain's car. (->)
-Echo, Kittyhawk and Photoshop fly to the Moon. (->)
-Captain drives the car into a tornado. (->)
-Snippy gains control of the Biomatrix and becomes alive. (->)
-Pilot uses his Insurance Director privileges to make police cruisers confused. Two of them crash into each other, the following explosion throws Snippy, Pilot & Engie's body out of the car.
-Pilot uses his Director privileges to switch the target to himself instead of Snippy. Pilot's body is badly damaged.
-Snippy falls into a giant spider web.
-The Mug awakens and plummets to earth.
-Captain crashes into Sector 9 floating server installation, killing the Sector 9 Director with the car.
-Snippy is tied to a cross by the Men-Spiders.
-Mug falls to the ground and grows some legs.
-Captain deactivates the Sector 9 Installation's engines, it plummets into the glaciers.
-Captain encounters Snippy and rescues him from the cross.
-The Mug fixes up Pilot's mask and carries his head to the Dex Repair facility.
-Pilot destroys the Dex Repair facility via a mail-bomb order.
- Engie meets the first copy of Alexander Gromov (->)
- Snippy and Captain arrive on the moon (->)
: [PROBABLE FUTURE, WITNESSED BY BIOMATRIX 117]:
-The planetary ecosystem of the Earth is being repaired by offspring of the Lifealope, "The Lifewalkers."
-The Biomatrix has spread out over the whole planet in a global net of avatars, absorbing creatures after their deaths. Humans accept it as a form of an afterlife.
-A governor rules the country from "The Capitol."
-Mods and Admins, who are offsping and students of Engineer, begin a revolt in the capitol after gaining control of the orbital ion cannon, due to discovering the Engineer's lost journal.
-The Knights of the Chalice, the future minions of the Captain, warn Lady Amber to leave based off the revolution beginning. (->)
-The Mods are using their newfound powers to kill the local hosts, among them is Lady Amber. (->)
Last edited: 1 month ago | By: alexius