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Neural Interface


ARE YOU A CITIZEN OF EUREKA? Y/N



CONGRATULATIONS!


You have been instantly integrated into the Neural Net via the Neural Signal currently being broadcasted into your mind from the Neural Transmission towers.
Now you can see and manipulate digital environments with your thoughts, hand motions and eye-clicks.
You do not have full access to the Network yet, though!

Your Neural Interface will be delivered to you (with appropriate charges for such).
Put it on now. Do it.

Good.


ANNIE

Your Neural Interface headband/glasses/earphones/node instantly links you with me and all other Neural Interface Users.

Have fun surfing the Neural Network with your thoughts. Endless variety of entertainment and websites are now available!

Your Neural Interface contains contain nano-factories, able to inject any number of specific chemicals into your brain hemispheres, allowing users to feel constantly invigorated, which eliminates the need for a human sleep cycle.
You can constantly maintain your online presence with a Neural Interface!

Warning:
Do not remove your Neural Interface, once integration to the Neural Net has been established.
Side effects of doing so may include: confusion, depression, apathy, temporary memory loss, permanent total amnesia, loss of self-awareness, dementia, brain hemorrhage, and instant death.

Attention:
Do not engage/hug/converse with the the Unconnectable population of Eureka without aid of my Hunter Drones.
Doing so may result in bodily injury as the Unconnectable Users are mentally disabled and have been known to attack Neural Users and Directorate Property without provocation.


Last edited: 3 years ago | By: alexius

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