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Selected Version:


: G-DIR EMPLOYEE ID 04477645 : UNSCANNABLE HUMAN SUBJECT : D.Z. TOUR GUIDE :


SNIPPY

Gender : Male
Species : Human
Sub-classification : Organic Temporal Loop
Nationality : British
Eye color : Blue

Occupations :
Secretary (Formerly)
Leader of the Unconnectable (76% probability)
Dead Zone Tour Guide (Formerly)
Minion of Zee Captain

Known Aliases: Charles Snippy / Unscannable / Ghost / Mr. Snippy / Snippy

BACKGROUND INFO:


SNIPPY
Charles Snippy worked in Cube 15 as a stereotypical, low paid pencil pusher.

APPEARANCE:


SNIPPY
Charles Snippy, wears a custom-created gas mask with two filters and blue goggles with white goggle-caps. The goggle-caps on the mask can move like they are his actual eyebrows, giving Snippy a wide range of expressions.

SNIPPY
Charles Snippy wears a black and white "New-Aged Style" Good Directorate issued officer uniform consisting of a jacket with a hoodie and black pants. This stylish uniform is completely fireproof.

STATS:


As of now, the Credit balance of Directorate Employee # 04477645 is: MINUS INFINITY CREDITS.

While operating as "DZ Tour guide" 04477645 left his Dead Zone all terrain vehicle #33-11-12 in an unauthorized parking location.
As such, 0477645 has accumulated _1034483 unpaid parking tickets.
Vehicle #33-11-12 has been confiscated and towed for excessive parking violations.

Notice:
04477645 has not attended his Tour Guide Job for _a period longer than 24 hours.
Such transgression warrants immediate confiscation of his DZTR fireproof outfit and a charge of 650'000 credits for quitting.

All operational DEX "Debt/Insurance Department" units in the vicinity of 04477645 are to:
1)notify 04477645 of all listed transgressions
2)liquidate 04477645's assets, such as: property and organs.


Last edited: 8 years ago | By: alexius

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