Charles Snippy

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: G-DIR EMPLOYEE USER ID # 04477645 : UNSCANNABLE HUMAN SUBJECT : D.Z. TOUR GUIDE :

Gender : Male
Species : Human
Sub-classification : Organic Temporal Loop
Nationality : British
Eye color : Blue

Occupations :
Secretary (Formerly)
Leader of the Unconnectable (76% probability)
Dead Zone Tour Guide (Formerly)
Minion of Zee Captain

Known Aliases of user: Charles Snippy / Unscannable / Ghost Bee / Mr. Snippy / SNIPPEY / Subject 04477645.

BACKGROUND INFO:

04477645 worked in Cube 15 as a stereotypical, low paid pencil pusher.

He was transferred to the Dead Zone Tour Guide department by:
1)personal request
2)approval from Personal Online Psychiatrist
2)approval from a directorate employee with a Doctorate in temporal research.
3)approval from Directorate admin

APPEARANCE:

04477645, wears a G-Dir issued gas mask with two filters and two exhaust holes and blue goggles with white goggle-caps.

The E-motive G-Dir goggle-caps can replicate movements of user's actual eyebrows, giving 04477645 a wide range of expressions.
They are charged by blinking.

3DEO CAPTURE OF SUBJECT 04477645:

User 04477645 wears a black and white "New-Aged Style" Good Directorate issued officer DZTR (Dead Zone Tour Guide) uniform consisting of: a jacket with a hood, black pants, black socks and black shoes.
This stylish uniform is completely fireproof (as tested on subject).
The Uniform has self-cleaning and self-repairing functions, powered by human heat/sweat.
The Uniform is not waterproof.
The jacket's zipper was broken by 04477645 due to _extreme negligence and is thus not under warranty for repair.

STATS:

As of now, the Credit balance of Directorate Employee # 04477645 is: _MINUS INFINITY CREDITS.

While operating as "DZ Tour guide" 04477645 left his Dead Zone all terrain vehicle #33-11-12 in an unauthorized parking location.
As such, 0477645 has accumulated _1034483 unpaid parking tickets.
Vehicle #33-11-12 has been confiscated and towed for excessive parking violations.

Notice:
04477645 has not attended his Tour Guide Job for _a period longer than 24 hours.
Such transgression warrants immediate confiscation of his DZTR fireproof outfit and a charge of 650'000 credits for quitting.

All operational DEX "Debt/Insurance Department" units in the vicinity of 04477645 are to:
1)notify 04477645 of all listed transgressions
2)liquidate 04477645's assets, such as: property and organs.


Last edited: 5 years ago | By: alexius