: G-DIR EMPLOYEE USER ID # 04477645 : UNSCANNABLE HUMAN SUBJECT : D.Z. TOUR GUIDE :
Organic Temporal Loop
Eye color :
Leader of the Unconnectable (76% probability)
Tour Guide (Formerly)
Minion of Zee Captain
Known Aliases of user:
Charles Snippy / Unscannable / Ghost Bee / Mr. Snippy / SNIPPEY / Subject 04477645.
04477645 worked in Cube 15 as a stereotypical, low paid pencil pusher.
He was transferred to the Dead Zone Tour Guide department by:
2)approval from Personal Online Psychiatrist
2)approval from a directorate employee with a Doctorate in temporal research.
3)approval from Directorate admin
04477645, wears a G-Dir issued gas mask with two filters and two exhaust holes and blue goggles with white goggle-caps.
The E-motive G-Dir goggle-caps can replicate movements of user's actual eyebrows, giving 04477645 a wide range of expressions.
They are charged by blinking.
3DEO CAPTURE OF SUBJECT 04477645:
User 04477645 wears a black and white "New-Aged Style" Good Directorate issued officer DZTR (Dead Zone Tour Guide) uniform consisting of: a jacket with a hood, black pants, black socks and black shoes.
This stylish uniform is completely fireproof (as tested on subject).
The Uniform has self-cleaning and self-repairing functions, powered by human heat/sweat.
The Uniform is not waterproof.
The jacket's zipper was broken by 04477645 due to _extreme negligence and is thus not under warranty for repair.
As of now, the Credit balance of Directorate Employee # 04477645 is: _MINUS INFINITY CREDITS.
While operating as "DZ Tour guide" 04477645 left his Dead Zone all terrain vehicle #33-11-12 in an unauthorized parking location.
As such, 0477645 has accumulated _1034483 unpaid parking tickets.
Vehicle #33-11-12 has been confiscated and towed for excessive parking violations.
04477645 has not attended his Tour Guide Job for _a period longer than 24 hours.
Such transgression warrants immediate confiscation of his DZTR fireproof outfit and a charge of 650'000 credits for quitting.
All operational DEX "Debt/Insurance Department" units in the vicinity of 04477645 are to:
1)notify 04477645 of all listed transgressions
2)liquidate 04477645's assets, such as: property and organs.
Last edited: 2 years ago | By: alexius