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CAPTANIA

"A MOST PROSPEROUS, PARADISE NATION OF DIGNIFIED LOVE"



"OFFERS JOBS EVEN TO A SAPPY-CHAP OF PITTANCE"


~Zee Captain


FACTOIDS:


1)The Nation of Captania was founded on cycle 5830-038-84973 by an entity known as Zee Captain.

2)Captania is located on planet Earth, stretching far into the Dead Zone.
Captania's capital so far is the ruins of Eureka, at least until the Captain finds or builds a more "IMPRESSING" one.
The seat of government is wherever Zee Captain decides to set up base.

3)Zee Captain is the governor as well as the top military leader of Captania.

CURRENT POPULATION/CITIZEN LISTING:


1)Zee Captain
2)Charles Snippy
3)Pilot
4)Engie
5)Zee Mug
6)Photoshop
7)Mr Kittyhawk
8)Stalky (citizenship application pending)
9)Pocket fairies (citizenship application pending)


CURRENCY:


CAP-CREDITS
Bottlecaps
Promises of salary increase


KNOWN HOLIDAYS:


Flying day

Niagara Falls day

Rememberance of the past day

Sunshine parade day

Opposite bath day

Boxing Day

SECRET FASHION SHOW EXTRAVAGANZA PARADE

Indecipherable Message Day

Quiet Day

Missing sock memorial day

Defrenestration Day
(Celebrated by throwing various objects out of windows)

All sinks day

Gravity Appreciation Day
(Also celebrated by throwing various objects out of windows)

Backwards day
(All activity is to be done in reverse)

Dance party day




Last edited: 7 years ago | By: alexius

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