"A MOST PROSPEROUS, PARADISE NATION OF DIGNIFIED LOVE"
"OFFERS JOBS EVEN TO A SAPPY-CHAP OF PITTANCE"
1)The Nation of Captania was founded on cycle 5830-038-84973 by an entity known as Zee Captain.
2)Captania is located on planet Earth, stretching far into the Dead Zone.
Captania's capital so far is the ruins of Eureka, at least until the Captain finds or builds a more "IMPRESSING" one.
The seat of government is wherever Zee Captain decides to set up base.
3)Zee Captain is the governor as well as the top military leader of Captania.
CURRENT POPULATION/CITIZEN LISTING:
8)Stalky (citizenship application pending)
9)Pocket fairies (citizenship application pending)
Promises of salary increase
Niagara Falls day
Rememberance of the past day
Sunshine parade day
Opposite bath day
SECRET FASHION SHOW EXTRAVAGANZA PARADE
Indecipherable Message Day
Missing sock memorial day
(Celebrated by throwing various objects out of windows)
All sinks day
Gravity Appreciation Day
(Also celebrated by throwing various objects out of windows)
(All activity is to be done in reverse)
Dance party day
Last edited: 7 years ago | By: alexius