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Breathing

THE ACT OF BREATHING HAS BEEN COPYRIGHTED ON (DATA EXPUNGED) BY THE GOOD DIRECTORATE CORPORATION.

THE COST OF BREATHING:
1 CREDIT PER BREATH. THIS IS 20 CREDITS PER MINUTE ON AVERATE, AT 1200 CREDITS PER HOUR.
PER DAY THIS IS 28,800 CREDITS FOR BREATHING.

IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO BREATHE ILLEGALLY, SINCE THE NEURAL NETWORK MONITORS OXYGEN INTAKE AND CREDIT ACCOUNT IN SYNC.
GIVEN HOW EXPENSIVE AND RARE OXYGEN IS NOW THAT PLANTS HAVE BEEN OBLITERATED, THIS SEEMS MORE THAN REASONABLE.
ORGANIC USERS ARE WELCOME TO CONTINUE TO BREATH, AND GET THEMSELVES INTO A SAD AMOUNT OF DEBT, THAT IS THEIR CHOICE.
~G-DIR INC HUMAN RESOURCES DIRECTOR

IF YOU CANNOT AFFORD THIS MUCH OXYGEN, REMEMBER; IT ONLY COSTS 200 CREDITS TO WRITE YOUR WILL.
~G-DIR INC MEMO



Last edited: 7 years ago | By: alexius

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