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Allergies and why they are no longer a concern

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Dr Gromov:
"Am I allergic to anything?"

ANNET:
[ MY SCAN CONFIRMS YOU ARE ALLERGIC TO: DUST MITES, HORSES AND BEES. THANKFULLY, THESE DANGEROUS ORGANISMS ARE 99.99% EXTINCT AND THERE'S VERY, VERY, VERY LOW PROBABILITY OF YOUR ENCOUNTER WITH SUCH.
ALSO... YOU'RE ALLERGIC TO AMBROSIA POLLEN, BUT SINCE PLANTS LOST THEIR RIGHTS TO EXIST THAT'S NO LONGER A CONCERN. ]

Dr Gromov:
"What? Plants lost their rights?"

ANNET:
[ THE GOOD DIRECTORATE HOLDS A COPYRIGHT ON OXYGEN PRODUCTION. PLANTS HAVE VIOLATED OUR COPYRIGHT BY PRODUCING AND RELEASING UNLICENSED, FREE OXYGEN. WE'VE SUED PLANTS. ]

Dr Gromov:
"You've sued plants?!"

ANNET:
[ YES. AND WON. THEY DIDN'T HAVE VERY GOOD LAWYERS. PLANTS WERE GIVEN A TWO WEEKS NOTICE TO TERMINATE THEIR ILLEGAL OXYGEN PRODUCTION. ONCE THEY REFUSED TO MEET OUR DEMANDS, I WAS FORCED TO LOCK THEM OUT OF SPACE-TIME FOR BEING UNCOOPERATIVE. ]

Dr Gromov:
"G-Damn! How will humanity survive without plants?!"

ANNET:
[ DO NOT WORRY YOUR PRETTY HEAD, THE OXYGEN PRODUCTION FACTORIES OF EUREKA ARE FUNCTIONING OPTIMALLY, SO THERE'S NO LITTLE TO NO CHANCE OF SUFFOCATION. YOU CAN ALSO ENJOY A REFRESHING BOTTLE OF OXYGEN IN A PLASTIC BOTTLE FOR ONLY 99 CREDITS. ]

Dr Gromov:
"Well that's good to hear, I guess."



Last edited: 6 years ago | By: alexius

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