Warning: This Product may cause severe Abacination Disorders when viewed from afar, and in many cases, gives you Lamprophony Disease when talked or sung to at 12:38am while diancing on your aunt's favourite couch in the middle of Nauru while screaming at your mom through the telephone in a godly voice and... I have to go.... lol
EDIT: Warning: May Contain Peanuts
Warning: if you read the following math problem you will die
If a boat is flying over the desert and an oar falls off, how many pancakes can fit in my dog house? Get it right and u get a cookie ;)
Oh, we're having sort of an impromptu picnic party? Great! *goes to a secret space rocket, visits a lovely planet called _THIS NAME HAS BEEN CENSORED BY CIA_ and brings a basket full of space candies for everyone to enjoy*
Oh great, thank you! *likes you, takes the chocolate and devours it before realizing you were only trying to give one piece of chocolate, not the whole bar -> feels bad and bakes you a cake as an apology*
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If you came with a Warning Label, what would it read?