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--- I was hanging from cables and also sorta stretched across the entire kitchen.



“What now?”

I thought.

I remembered how easily I had crushed flying police cruisers with my bare hands such a short time ago.



I tried to wrench myself free of the cables. Nothing happened.

“Hey!” I demanded. “Where’s my awesome superpowers?”

“i’M tirEd,”

Biomatrix stated.
Its avatar shimmered on my head as a red kitten, yawning.



“Bwah?” I glared at it as it jumped to my shoulder. “Why do you look like that?”



“wHeRe wE Be?”

it mewed softly into my ear.

“I CaN'T PoKe mEw fRiEnDs! I’M LoNeRLY!”





“The Moon, I think,” I answered, recollecting our ridiculous trip across space using a mysterious door. I felt the Biomatrix’s kitten claws dig into my memories, catching up on what it had missed.



“tHe dOoR! i dO NoT LiKe hEr.”

The Biomatrix kitten hissed.

“sHe dOeS NoT AlLoW!”



“Wat?”

I queried in confusion.

--- Biomatrix kitten explained, cutely, how it used to extract strength or biomass for me from my other selves across space and time, and even sometimes from the 116 other planets it had infected.



Now [ Existential Door.exe ] , aka the Lunar firewall, was blocking all communications between the moon and the rest of space-time, there were to be no more of such comings and goings.



“ROUND TWO!”

The Cottage screeched from speakers in the hallway.

“YOU MAY HAVE WON THE KITCHEN, FLESHY FIEND, BUT I HAVE MORE ROOMS AND MINIONS TO SPARE!”



I heard a pitiful whirring sound from behind me. Many seconds later a robotic vacuum cleaner rolled out of the living room into view with a letter opener taped to the front.






Credits


Hugs and love to all our DELICIOUS PATRONS

Art Director:

Vitaly S Alexius

Studio Cat:

Nikkita

Music by:

Oggy B

Biomatrix kitten art by:

Sanchaysquirrel


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9th February 2018

Tagged in Cottage Biomatrix Snippy Doomba
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