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266 29 9, 7:40pm

Right time to throw my hat in the ring
>Step One: run around the mechanical murder crab in circles out of reach of it's claws
>Step two: Say paradoxical statements at the crab "This statement is False" Is a classic
>Step Three: The crab should be malfunctioning now from the statements Now attack its weak legs and Make a sword from its legs
> Step Four: KILL THE CRAB, KILL THE CRAB, KILL THE CRAB
>Step Five: Make a new head complete with Fashionable top hat
>Step Six: PRAISE ZE CAPTAIN.






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