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8b 29 12, 10:36pm

@Griff DEMAND YOUR DEX UPGRADE NOW!

THE G-DIRECTORY NEEDS YOU TO JOIN THE DEX ARMY.

YOU WANT SUPER COMPUTING ABILITIES? YOU WANT ENHANCED BODY APPENDAGES THAT WILL BRING YOU SUPER-HUMAN STRENGTH? YOU WANT NIGHT VISION AND ZOOMING CAPABILITIES TO YOUR OCULAR INPUT?

THE DEX UPGRADE PROGRAM GIVES YOU ALL OF THAT AND MORE.

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS BRING US YOUR DAMAGED BODY AND WE WILL UPGRADE IT FOR YOU.

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