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75 11 11, 11:52am

"Cannot not"? So they can? Or it's because he's dying? Hmm...

Also, Urist, why wouldn't they build a giant orbital bombardment cannon with the power to rain fiery-hot death on any place they choose? :)
(Similarly, you could ask WHY people build overcomplicated death machines in Dwarf Fortress) :D