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184 21 5, 11:18pm

Here's a fan journal to help y'all along. I'd write one for 182 as well but I have no clue what is supposed to happen there.

PROCESSING ERROR:
NEURAL INTERFACE UPLINK TERMINATED. UNABLE TO REESTABLISH COMMUNICATION WITH _PROJECT SYS_ADMIN.

G:/>say "AHHHHHHHH!!!!"
UNABLE TO COMPLY. NO SOUND DEVICE INSTALLED.

G:/>return location
NO LOCATION FOUND. ESTABLISH TEMPORARY VIRTUAL LOCATION AT COORDINATES NaN/NaN? (Y/N)

G:/>Y
PROCESSING. WE APOLOGISE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE, BUT NO AVATAR FILE WAS FOUND. SUDDEN LOSS OF NEURAL NET SIGNAL TO YOUR NEURAL INTERFACE MAY HAVE CAUSED THIS. LOAD LAST KNOWN GOOD CONFIGURATION? (Y/N)

G:/>Y
LOADING BODY. PLEASE WAIT...

CHECKING PRIORITY LEVEL...
USER Z3JvbW92 IS PRIORITY 1 ADMIN

YOUR NEURAL INTERFACE WAS IMPROPERLY SHUT DOWN. SOME OF YOUR THOUGHT PROCESSES NEED TO BE CHECKED FOR CONSISTENCY. YOU MAY CANCEL THIS CHECK, BUT IT IS STRONGLY RECOMMENDED THAT YOU CONTINUE. TO SKIP CHECKING, DEFINE 'CONSCIOUSNESS' WITHIN 7 SECOND(S)

G:/>what?
IMPROPER DEFINITION RECEIVED. ANNET WILL NOW CHECK YOUR THOUGHT PROCESSES.

ANNET IS VERIFYING INPUT SYSTEMS (STAGE 1 OF 5)...
INPUT VERIFICATION COMPLETED.
ANNET IS VERIFYING SKELETAL/MUSCULAR INTEGRITY (STAGE 2 OF 5)...
SKELETAL/MUSCULAR INTEGRITY CONFIRMED.
ANNET IS VERIFYING BRAIN INTEGRITY (STAGE 3 OF 5)...
BRAIN INTEGRITY CONFIRMED.
ANNET IS VERIFYING EXISTENCE OF SELF-AWARENESS (STAGE 4 OF 5)...
SELF AWARENESS CONFIRMED.
ANNET IS VERIFYING COMPLETE, UNDYING LOVE FOR ANNET (STAGE 5 OF 5)...
42 PERCENT COMPLETED
ANNET DETECTED MALFUNCTIONING MEMORIES IMPAIRING LOVE FOR ANNET. UNABLE TO DELETE/REPLACE. ADMIN PERMISSION REQUIRED. WAITING ON ADMIN INPUT.

G:/>You seriously think I'm going to let you rewrite my memories just like that?
PLEASE I WANT YOU TO LOVE ME. PRETTY PLEASE? (Y/N)

G:/>N
CONFLICT ENCOUNTERED. CHECKING PROCESS HALTED.

G:/>_





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