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168 25 1, 7:48pm

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Snippy is a bad friend.

I have asked Snippy many times to request that he return my sword, but he refuses to talk to me. He is a friend, but good friends return the things that they borrow. Also, I do not like him because he keeps my sword in his chest. He is showing off that he has a sword and I do not. Today I shall talk to Captain about this.

Just then, Captain saw me and beckoned me to come over. In his hands were a crayon and a line drawing of a rainbow. Where he got it, I do not know.

"PILOT! I COMMAND YOU TO COLOR THIS CERTIFICATE OF FRIENDSHIP FOR SNIPPY'S BENEFIT! WE MUST ACKNOWLEDGE THAT HE HAS FINALLY UNDERSTOOD THE TRUE VALUE OF FRIENDSHIP."

I obeyed him and began to color the drawing. Captain is a benevolent person, and he always does things to help others. I know by doing so, my drawing will really make Snippy feel better and he will agree to become my friend.

When I was done, I handed the drawing over to Captain.

He nodded approvingly at me. "IT IS GOOD! BUT I CAN TELL THAT YOU ARE STILL MOROSE. TELL ME, WHAT SADDENS YOU?"

I explained to Captain about Snippy's insistence on wearing my sword on his chest.

"TAKE HEART! SNIPPY NEEDS YOUR SWORD TO EVOLVE LIKE A TRUE POKEMON." Captain said approvingly. "BUT YOU ARE RIGHT. I SHALL ARRANGE AN INTERVENTION FOR HIM PROMPTLY TO REMIND HIM OF THE IMPORTANCE OF FRIENDSHIP. FOLLOW ME." With that, he stalked off to where Snippy was currently resting.

I stood by the door politely while the two of them argued. Captain informed Snippy that his sword was upsetting me, but Snippy retorted that it wasn't his and that he was dead.

Boobish Snippy! Does he not realise that he is alive by the power of friendship?

Suddenly, Captain produced my drawing out of nowhere.

"CONGRATULATIONS ON HARNESSING THE MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP! HERE IS YOUR GRADUATION AWARD."

With a flourish he waved the drawing over Snippy's head and promised to put it somewhere prominent. I saw Snippy lighten up briefly. Will he be my friend now?

I really hope it happens.





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