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Topic: What's On Your Mind #93 2 years ago #9391368          

Nooooooooooooooo!!! Why are there upvotes and downvotes?! No one other than me will upvote my comments!!

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Topic: What's On Your Mind #94 2 years ago #9395253          



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Fishy Situation 2 years ago #9402965          

And then there's Finland, who beat the shit out of Russia by themselves, beat the shit out of Russia with the aid of Germany, and then beat the shit out of Germany.

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Topic: What's On Your Mind #94 2 years ago #9395000          

Ok, I'll try to upvote this comment a bunch of times just because I'm bored

UPDATE: gave up


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Makeover of 2016 1 year ago #9553792          

And there we were, thinking Britain was going to win "the most monumentally stupid political act" for 2016.

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The little voice in America's head 1 year ago #9540524          

Seriously, Humon. If Trump wins you are OBLIGATED to draw America's hair like Donald Trump's hair for the next four years!

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Brightest Sheep in the Field 2 years ago #9394457          

Actually.. at least some of the time, what happens is a ram has a paint pad strapped to his belly, then he's released into a field of ewes.
The farmer knows which ewes are pregnant by the fact they have bright paint spots on their back.

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How to break Iceland's spirit 8 months ago #9622757          

I have looked over some of the coments in here and sorry to say guys but some of you don't treat Humon very nicely. First people asked for Brexit comics and when they got that they complained about not understanding the leave side. Then she starts drawing in more political up to date things and peopel gets angry over that and ask for more funny stuff. Then she draws in more of that and people complain about lack of research on this. People please remember that we only have this if she wants to do so. To much complaning and she might stop all together. I don't say never ever complain just remeber also to be thankfully she is there to lighten up our day.

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Banana Republic 2 years ago #9398024          

This comic really separates the innocent readers from others.

The little voice in America's head 1 year ago #9540767          

Clinton is what is wrong with politics. Trump is what is wrong with humanity.


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Turn it up to 11 8 months ago #9625110          

We live beside sweden, we are pretty used to it.

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Topic: test of nest and votes 2 years ago #9394272          

@Dayvi Maybe you could add a system that won't allow you to vote on a comment more than once. Actually, you probably should...
Self votes should also be disallowed.

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Home Decorator 8 months ago #9627236          

Rabbi Altmann and his secretary were sitting in a coffeehouse in Berlin in 1935. “Herr Altmann,” said his secretary, “I notice you’re reading Der Stürmer! I can’t understand why. A Nazi libel sheet! Are you some kind of masochist, or, God forbid, a self-hating Jew ?”

“On the contrary, Frau Epstein. When I used to read the Jewish papers, all I learned about were pogroms, riots in Palestine, and assimilation in America. But now that I read Der Stürmer, I see so much more: that the Jews control all the banks, that we dominate in the arts, and that we’re on the verge of taking over the entire world. You know – it makes me feel a whole lot better!”

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Whiners 6 months ago #9647375          

Finland doesn't cry.
That's testosterone leaking from his eye.

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Wrong answer? Wrong question! 8 months ago #9629931          

I want to see this truck fixing, bone fighting, flower picking incident.

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Mower of Grass 11 months ago #9579009          

I feel that there is wasted opportunity here:
Icelandic: Sláttuvél
Directly translates: Reaper machine

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The Exorcism 2 years ago #9474162          

Brother Finland comes from the school of thoughth which emphasises the need to create a hole for the impure demonic essence to leave the body. The more holes, the faster the demon leaves the body.

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Topic: NEW nested comments 2 years ago #9391219          

I really appreciate all the hard work you're doing for this site, I do. That said, could we please get rid off the nesting comments and go back to how things used to be?

Suit up...WITH GUNS 10 months ago #9604150          

"America is going a little nuts..." As an American, I can ensure you that is a huge understatement.


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The joy of giving 2 years ago #9437054          

Despite this lovely gesture, there's some real bad blood between Finland and Norway.

It's called Swedes.

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Entrepreneur 10 months ago #9595339          

There needs to be a follow up comic of England finding out about Canada using a prostitute...

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Bye bye ambassador 11 months ago #9586952          

We The People of the United States of America beg the world's pardon and apologize deeply for the erratic behavior of our nation. Our country is not himself right now and is very ill. He could use some quiet time in a padded room for a while. Sister America is wearing a pussy hat and trying to throttle her brother into health care.

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Brexit to the right 1 year ago #9497045          

Please do one about how they then lost to Iceland in the EURO 2016 :)

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Let Italian men live 3 months ago #9681820          

See, this is the kind of movement I could get behind because it can be summed up as "Don't hold us to the standards of Toxic Masculinity. I want to be able to live by myself and not be shamed for that." It's, at any rate better than some of the bullshit angry young men say here in America (I say as a young American man), which is often highly sexist, as they feel as if they are "owed" something from women, and because they haven't "received" what they are "owed", women should be punished. The only time when neither group will feel oppressed is when a society embraces fully equal rights. Until then, both sexes will be trapped by society. Women by men's socially constructed power, and men by their reliance on that same power to survive. A movement like what Brother Italy says here is helpful to both sexes, even if it's not readily apparent at first. Because masculine pride and privilege is harmful to both sexes.
Dammit, why do groups in Europe make more sense (or at least have better arguments) than our equivalents here in the US?

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Lucky Accident 11 months ago #9589679          

Any chance you'd consider Sister America starting to wear a pink hat with kitty ears?....

(such a hat is called by a slightly different name here...)

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Looking for a new home 2 years ago #9406484          

We will trade you 10,000 refugees for one Trump.

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He knows what he likes 4 months ago #9668328          

"It's just a stupid boulder,"Sweden scoffed, crossing his arms as he watched the Dane fawn childishly over an enormous, innocuous looking rock. It was bad enough that the two of them were lost in the middle of the forest , but now his only companion, who had been moaning about beer snatching ghosts and brain sucking butterflies every five minutes had now apparently lost his mind. At least Norway could've made a shelter, caught some food, or gotten them back to civilization....

"It's not just a boulder. It's a rock!" Denmark, looking almost offended, retorted, before smiling gleefully at it and squealing as he embraced it, nuzzling it's craggy face. "A rock! A rock! A great, big, beautiful rock! Oh, the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles, and it's in great shape!"

"Denmark!Will you stop talking about the stupid pioneers? Have you noticed that there are none of them left? That's because they were lousy hitchikers, ate hakarl, and took directions from the French! And now you're telling me they thought they could drive..."

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Wrong answer? Wrong question! 8 months ago #9630335          

Never use the sentence "Cannot be worse", or the Universe take it as a personal challenge to prove you are wrong!

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Living Hell 10 months ago #9600467          

Nice one Humon - I like the actually topical news with the post office and pinapple on pizza.

But insted of enjoying that we'll have to brace for the tidal wave of pure shit crash over this comment section as every right-winger full of "alternative facts" will now feel the urgent need to tell us how we're actually all ON FIRE RIGHT NOW!


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Makeover of 2016 1 year ago #9553803          

So... this is what it felt like when Delores Umbridge took over Hogwarts. :-/

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