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DEAR SHOE,


THAT'S RIGHT YOU ARE A SHOE.
THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT NOT BEING A SHOE BECAUSE IN MY MIND YOU ARE ONE AND THAT IS MOST UNFORTUNATE.
AS LONG AS I HAVE YOU CONCEPTUALIZED AS A SHOE IN MY IMAGINATION YOU SHALL REMAIN AS SUCH.
THIS MAKES ME WONDER WHETHER ALL PEOPLES AND OBJECTS CAN BE CONCEPTUALIZED AS SHOES AND THUS BECOME SUCH, GRANTING ME ABSOLUTE POWER OVER THEM. DOES SNIPPY HAVE A CLEVER ARGUMENT? NO HE DOESN'T, HE'S A SHOE. SHOES CAN'T HAVE CLEVER ARGUMENTS.
I FEEL LIKE THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD HAS BEEN LIFTED OFF MY SHOULDERS NOW THAT EVERYTHING IS UNDER MY CONTROL, NOW THAT YOU ARE ALL SHOES. I NO LONGER HAVE TO ANSWER TO MY REGRETS AND PAST MISTAKES BECAUSE THEY ARE SIMPLY SHOES.
I WAS EVEN ABLE TO PAINT PHOTOSHOP IN PURPLE COLOR (TO PLEASE CAPTAIN) AND SHE DIDN'T EVEN PUT UP A PROPER FIGHT BECAUSE I IMAGINED HER AS A SHOE.



MAYBE I CAN IMAGINE THE FLESHY PSYCHIATRIC LAWYERS THAT HOLD ME HOSTAGE AS A SHOE AND THEY WILL LET ME GO FREE, SO THAT I CAN SERVICE CAPTAIN FOREVER AND EVER?

SOMEDAY I'LL BUILD A HOUSE... NO A BOAT SHAPED LIKE A SHOE AND SAIL ACROSS THE OCEAN TO THE PARADISE LAND OF PANCAKES AND MERRYNESS.

AND ALL SHALL BE WELL.


by , 22nd February 2012


Comments:

 
 
12 months ago #8952083        

Photoshop is a girl... I must have missed that somewhere.



1 year ago #8943962        

soooo..... Photoshop is purple?? I wish I have a pet like Photoshop :D



1 year ago #8928236        

@sergeant
That makes sense!



sergeant

20 M
1 year ago #8758730        

epic captain sex debate!
i say he's either a girl, or both sexes. of he/she can change sex at will. HA!

you wish you was just a shoe now, right?
too late.

also, good poem pilot, i wish i could reach the promised land with you, one day.



Bane7415

17 M
1 year ago #8757604        

Yes



2 years ago #8677144        

@NuclearBomb K. Let's start spring!



2 years ago #8670555        

@Nerdsoft A time after I realized that Zee Captain's gender is ambiguous, at the time I posted the comment I didn't read the whole thing



Hermit

100 F
2 years ago #8629514        

Take me with you to the land of pancakes and merryness.



2 years ago #8607855        

@Nerdsoft Well, after I have read the whole comic I don't think Captain is a she because of Charles... you-know-what xd I don't want to make spoilers. But, I'm not really sure if Captein has a definide sex, because of 'that-other-things-the-biomatrix-told-to-him' xd You probably won't understand me, but I hope you do xD





O
2 years ago #8597848        

When he says "She" he is referring to Photoshop being a "She" not Zee Captein.





O
2 years ago #8561614        

awww i love his philosophy...



2 years ago #8559641        

@NuclearBomb No he isn't, look in 59, panel 3. He's wearing his trademark mask, hat and coat but also more importantly in a cell that says "Do not talk to test subjects". Derp :3



2 years ago #8555023        

@Seethlaw Captain is a woman as it seen in the page 76. The woman that tells Snippy about the mug has violet eyes and violet lines in her hair. And in the text of this page Pilot says SHE dindn't and I imagined HER. Stop cheating yourself... xD





O
2 years ago #8532868        

if maybe i decided to look at some things as a shoe, they will listen me to.



2 years ago #8529166        

Now THAT explains the shoe episode. Now if only I could will my math homework into a shoe...
Dang! I am a shoe myself! Mayhaps captain will wear me? :)



2 years ago #8449960        

Ah, Pilot. how i adore you're ever-so-clear philosophy. It's so damn simple. I believe we could all learn a thing or two under Pilot.





O
2 years ago #8419137        

@AXxXrey <-- I'm just glad he is not a psychiatrist. Philosophy, he's probably teaching at Geo. Aug. Uni, in Goettingen, philosophy, --- and logical positivism.





O
2 years ago #8356331        

@zenaaku wtf are you talking about ? "She" is Photoshop -_- Why would zee Captain put a proper fight up, it was for him. Sorry, Captein is a guy to me.





O
2 years ago #8319713        

AND SHE DIDN'T EVEN PUT UP A PROPER FIGHT......SHE does this mean zee captain is a she ohhhhhh





O
2 years ago #8302048        

Truly words to live by. <3



2 years ago #8287356        

Damn. Now I'm a shoe.

Oh well, not much I can do about it.

SNIPPY! I'M YOUR SHOE!



2 years ago #8285853        

Pilot........





O
2 years ago #8285645        

I wish Pilot would have been my philosophy teacher!





O
2 years ago #8283967        

@luca0483 It's confusing... XD so is it safe to say that Captain is sexless? he's just Zee Captein.





O
2 years ago #8283872        

We are all shoes!



luca0483

17 M
2 years ago #8283509        

@ZeeFlash

Nope





O
2 years ago #8283422        

I am your shoe pilot..... YOUR SHOE!



2 years ago #8283322        

Shoe = Peace

All is right in the world...



Jadeitor

21 F
2 years ago #8283316        

I'm a SHOE! :D



2 years ago #8283305        

The "she" here refered to Photoshop, not zee Captein.
Photoshop is the mutant caterpillar Pilot set flying with baloons.





O
2 years ago #8283298        

So.... Captain IS a woman.



3 years ago #8193057        

but we are shoes just in your mind, trying to scape from reality and the real facts and maybe can help you with the psychiatric lawyers... you want to stay alone with captain forever and ever ¬¬ don´t you? > : (





O
3 years ago #8192594        

I am a shoe...that is very disturbing.



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