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A CAPTIVE AUDIENCE



EVEN THOUGH I WASN'T BORN A "LITTLE GIRL IN A STRANGE AND FORGOTTEN COUNTRY FORMERLY KNOWN AS GERMANY", AND I CAN'T MAGICALLY TRANSCEND SPACE-TIME, SOMEDAY I WANT TO GROW UP TO BE JUST LIKE CAPTAIN... FOR SURELY EVEN A MICRO-SECOND REALIZATION OF CAPTAIN-NESS WOULD MAKE ME ONE WITH THE UNIVERSE.

I WOULD SHARE THE DOGMAS OF CAPTAINIA WITH ALL PEOPLES OF ALL COLORS, BUT MY ONLY CAPTIVE AUDIENCE IS SNIPPY AND EVEN WORSE, HE IS ONLY CAPTIVE BECAUSE I TIED HIM TO A COUCH WHILE HE SLEPT AND HE REFUSES TO BELIEVE IN CHURCH OF CAPTAIN BECAUSE HE CALLS HIMSELF "ATHEIST".
SUCH DIRTY WORDS HE SPEAKS. I COVERED KITTY-HAWK'S EARS. NOBODY SHOULD GROW UP TO BE LIKE SNIPPY.
JUST LOOK WHERE HE IS - TIED TO A COUCH AND YELLING OBSCENITIES.

SNIPPY SHOUTS THAT CAPTAIN IS "TROLLING YOU AND MAKING STUFF UP"

CAPTAIN LIVES NOT UNDER BRIDGES, I TELL SNIPPY.

I KNOW THINGS.
SECRET THINGS, THAT THIS SLUG IS UNAWARE OF. TROUBLESOME THINGS THAT CAPTAIN SHARED WITH ME ON OUR FLIGHT TO ATOMIZE EUREKA.

ONE MILLION VOICES OF EUREKA STILL SING IN MY CRANIUM. THEY ASK ME TO STOP. BUT I KNOW BETTER. I KNOW THAT THEY ARE ALL JUST DUST NOW, AND WHAT HAS BEEN DONE CANNOT BE RETRACTED. SILLY TOASTERS. IT'S NOT MY FAULT. THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE PUT ON THEIR BLUE TIARAS THAT DAY.

I HAD A BLUE TIARA ONCE. IT MADE ME SEE THINGS, THINGS THAT WEREN'T THERE. NAMES AND PRICES, GRAPHS AND ICONS. I THINK I COULD SOMEHOW READ THEM BACK THEN AND FOLLOW THEIR INSTRUCTIONS, BUT NOW THEY SEEM LIKE UNWASHED LIES.
AND MOST UNWASHED LIES THEY WERE INDEED, FOR CAPTAIN HAS TOLD ME SO.

ONE DAY, MY TIARA BROKE.
I STILL CARRY A PIECE OF THE BROKEN TIARA IN MY POCKET, AS A REMINDER. IT CRACKLES WITH A VOICE OF METAL, SHARING TALES OF A DISTANT PLACE. IT WANTS ME TO VISIT THIS PLACE OF WONDERS, BUT I KNOW BETTER... FOR EVEN THOUGH THE TIARA WOULD PROVIDE ME A TICKET, IT IS A ONE WAY TRIP WITHOUT A RETURN POLICY.


by , Wednesday


Comments:

 
 
Hunter

17 F
5 months ago #9121292        

WHY MUST I RELATE TO THESE PEOPLE SO MUCH (EXEPT ENGIE AND SNIPPY)



chowski

16 F
1 year ago #8806198        

I FUCKING TOLD YOU CAPTAIN WAS A GIRL.



1 year ago #8803619        

YES, SNIPPY IS DELUSIONAL I SAY... CAPTAIN LIVES ABOVE BRIDGES I SAY!



2 years ago #8607610        

Pilot's, like, both a super genius, and a maniac that ties people to couch's and talks to stuffed penguins.



2 years ago #8529161        

*note to self, get blue tiara.
Well, they aren't actually blue tiaras, they are servers which people use to connect to ANNET... But still.
Hmm... Que sera video starting to make sense...
They were both in the army, and pilot served under captain (most likely sane) when they neuked eureka they broke their own servers leading them to madness. Possibly.



2 years ago #8296549        

So yes, Pilot was connected to ANNET.... and he also helped bomb ANNET.... i'm starting to realize now why he is crazy



2 years ago #8286003        

@ZeeFlash I never thought of that, but come to think of it, I think you're right!!





O
2 years ago #8284437        

That blue tiara is the thing that connected him to ANNIE, right?





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2 years ago #8238535        

mmkuy methinks captain is man yus, but me freinds think he is a woman. ;-;
and yus, pilot is adorable and i love him <3





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3 years ago #8205320        

So snippys an Atheist huh... well I'm christian, but I feel ok with this.



Jadeitor

21 F
3 years ago #8197003        

This is my favorite blog of Pilot! He's so sweet :3



3 years ago #8193178        

Wait, is Zee Captain ACTUALLY a girl? Or are he and Pilot just both insane?



3 years ago #8193177        

Wait, is Zee Captain ACTUALLY a girl? Or are he and Pilot just both insane?



3 years ago #8193175        

Wait, is Zee Captain ACTUALLY a girl? Or are he and Pilot just both insane?



3 years ago #8193176        

Wait, is Zee Captain ACTUALLY a girl? Or are he and Pilot just both insane?



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