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Issue 97



Pilot disappeared...

I couldn't figure it out.
Usually Captain would explain the type of quest that Pilot was granted like that flying machine nonsense.
However, this time, Captain asked me where Pilot went and whether I've seen him and whether I can do Pilot's job instead if he's not coming back.
Then I was handed a piece of paper that said:
(( Dress Snippy up for the Sunshine Parade while he sleeps. Make sure to tape a large candle to his head for maximum symbolism and light it up. ))
"So, you want me to dress myself up while I sleep?"
"Yes"
"This isn't happening, you know."
"Think of the sunshine! Do you want to make all the children sad?"
"No! What children?! No!"
I slipped out, while Captain's attention then turned onto Engie with demands of building a "new, mechanical minion".

I've scouted the surrounding territory all day, hoping to track down the usual trail of Pilot.
Dead Zone training made me into a pretty good tracker, besides Pilot usually left trails of crayons, glitter or paint.
There was nothing, as if he just evaporated right after he ran outside.

Damn.

When I came back to the building in the evening, I overheard a conversation and thinking it was Captain and Engie I walked into the room.

It wasn't them at all. It was something else entirely...


21st July 2012
 


106 Comments:
 
1 day ago #9134290      

I knew it!!!!!! the coffee mug is in league with cancer!!!! **le gasp*** Dont worry captain, pilot will be found :)



7 months ago #8949087      

@Hermit Zee Captain cannot be a guy, she is too cool to be a guy. Plus, have you not been reading the story?



8 months ago #8928447      

@artee11
Probably...



artee11

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10 months ago #8872968      

wait, they work for annet, yes? if so, isnt she also trying to eliminate snippy because he is unscannable?



Takeshi

24 M
10 months ago #8856570      

Killing someone by making them drink great coffee every now and then just doesn't work lol



Bane7415

17 M
1 year ago #8757620      

Ambiguity complexity maximizing!!!
Error! Error! Cannot maintain! Cannot maintain!



Hermit

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1 year ago #8627204      

I don't care if Captein is weird, gay, metro or whatever, as long as he's a dude XD



1 year ago #8602997      

my friend told me that Captein was probably a girl at first but is now a male





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1 year ago #8568700      

Noo!!! Not Pilot!!

also, "er" as in "her"?





O
2 years ago #8557068      

I love this.



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