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ENTRY ___96

I definitely thought about killing Captain,

Especially after several life-threatening pranks that were pulled on me... like that time when I woke up with a bucket super-glued to my head and declared me "IRON MAN".
Or that time when Captain made a soup out of my gas mask filters because the broth needed the "SMOOTH FLAVOR OF SNIPPY" and salt wasn't available... so I had to roam the decaying shopping malls for a new pair.
Or that time when Captain pushed me into a watery abyss inside a wooden barrel to celebrate "NIAGARA FALLS DAY".

Have my thoughts become so compounded as to finally cause schizophrenia?
...Am I a stone throw away from becoming like Pilot, talking to pet rocks and building the Bastion of Captania out of rotting shoeboxes?

And if I were to kill Captain who would I have left?

I must have been talking out loud like those crazy hobos that lived outside the protectorate dome that communicated with radioactive rain clouds via conversations of interpretive dance, until they were consumed by a family of wild mutants.

Did I say out loud about killing Captain or was it just a non-existent voice in my head?

Great, I think Pilot took my insanity seriously and is now off to warn Captain about my infinite treachery.


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14th July 2012

23 days ago #9368510        

Time I woke up with a bucket glued to your head and announced as "Iron Man" ...... \ \. _/\/\
\( ^ w ^)
> \
/ /\ \ Beware the cat
/ / \ \


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1 month ago #9360769        

"Talking to pet rocks"

3 months ago #9349141        

Flop :D

4 months ago #9328619        

I love how Pilot is just lying there on the forth picture.

8 months ago #9265378        

why the heck does it think anybody can kill Captain? Even lethal doses of radiation would just happen to miss all of his cells. It's like trying to kill death, except more difficult and way more annoying.

9 months ago #9263542        

This is the cutest episode of RA to date! :D
dat flopping and snippy's bwah :D

9 months ago #9261952        

Pilot flopping over Snippy is cute, ok I admit that. But Snippy Bwah-ing is inifinitely adorable.

2 years ago #8939345        

The bug is all like "oh green one, can't let you do that"

2 years ago #8937434        

Pilot tripping over Snippy= the cutest thing I've seen since the last cute RA thing.

2 years ago #8912302        

I like how snippy's goggle covers move to express emotion.

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