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STOP! YOU MUST NOT TOUCH HER!

I YELLED SUPER LOUDLEY, CRASHING INTO SNIPPY AFTER AN EXCELLENTLY EXECUTED MAN-BAT STYLE GLIDE-JUMP.

THE ROYAL CHALICE ESCAPED SNIPPY'S NOODLY GRASP AND ROLLED AWAY.

I HOPE HE DID NOT ANGER HER.
OH NO, WHAT IF HE ANGERED HER.
WHAT IF SHE SPLITS HIM FOR THIS INSOLENCE?
WHAT IF HE'S DONE A CRIME AGAINST THE UNIVERSE?

"DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU COULD HAVE DONE?" I PRODDED SNIPPEY. "YOU INFINITE VAGABOND BOOB!"

"What? Get off me!"
SNIPPY WHINED.

"NOT UNTIL YOU CEASE TOUCHING HER!"
I STAPLED AT HIM.
"YOU MUST MAKE AN UNBREAKABLE PROMISE NOT TO HOLD HER OR BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN TO YOU AND TO THE UNIVERSE! VERY BAD THINGS INDEED!"

16th June 2012
 
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187 Comments:
 
11 days ago #9349136        

Zee mug is the answer. She is important.



Daedelus

29 M
3 months ago #9321766        

Awesome man-bat style glide-jump dude



6 months ago #9272516        

That was my guess. I somewhat suspect Captain feels the same way, at least sometimes. :)



6 months ago #9265374        

@LadyAmber probably not.
I wonder if maybe pilot isn't actually crazy, but has come to the conclusion that Zee Captien is God. From what we know of Project Seven, that might not be too far off the mark.



6 months ago #9261938        

Oh my Pilot, did you really have to lunge at Snippy? You could've been the reason for breaking the Mug. Wait is the Mug even breakable?



9 months ago #9214964        

*MOST*HOKUTO*SUCH*NANTO*



9 months ago #9213297        

WHAAAAAA- H...how? How do you know about /HER/ Pi? WHo has given you this knowledge? Captain? Has he discussed this with thy? I MUST KNOW.
Snippy! You boob! Listen to Pi for once!



Katrina

17 F
10 months ago #9180465        

Ninja mode, GO!



11 months ago #9169507        

Pilot really can fly!



1 year ago #9134588        

Flying powers activate!!



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