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STOP! YOU MUST NOT TOUCH HER!

I YELLED SUPER LOUDLEY, CRASHING INTO SNIPPY AFTER AN EXCELLENTLY EXECUTED MAN-BAT STYLE GLIDE-JUMP.

THE ROYAL CHALICE ESCAPED SNIPPY'S NOODLY GRASP AND ROLLED AWAY.

I HOPE HE DID NOT ANGER HER.
OH NO, WHAT IF HE ANGERED HER.
WHAT IF SHE SPLITS HIM FOR THIS INSOLENCE?
WHAT IF HE'S DONE A CRIME AGAINST THE UNIVERSE?

"DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU COULD HAVE DONE?" I PRODDED SNIPPEY. "YOU INFINITE VAGABOND BOOB!"

"What? Get off me!" SNIPPY WHINED.

"NOT UNTIL YOU CEASE TOUCHING HER!" I STAPLED AT HIM.
"YOU MUST MAKE AN UNBREAKABLE PROMISE NOT TO HOLD HER OR BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN TO YOU AND TO THE UNIVERSE! VERY BAD THINGS INDEED!"

16th June 2012

185 Comments:

thRevanchist

3 months ago #9272516

That was my guess. I somewhat suspect Captain feels the same way, at least sometimes.

LemonadeCultist

3 months ago #9265374

@LadyAmber probably not.
I wonder if maybe pilot isn't actually crazy, but has come to the conclusion that Zee Captien is God. From what we know of Project Seven, that might not be too far off the mark.

LadyAmber

18 F

3 months ago #9261938

Oh my Pilot, did you really have to lunge at Snippy? You could've been the reason for breaking the Mug. Wait is the Mug even breakable?

LocalMachine

6 months ago #9214964

*MOST*HOKUTO*SUCH*NANTO*

kirani100

15 F

6 months ago #9213297

WHAAAAAA- H...how? How do you know about /HER/ Pi? WHo has given you this knowledge? Captain? Has he discussed this with thy? I MUST KNOW.
Snippy! You boob! Listen to Pi for once!

Katrina