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STOP! YOU MUST NOT TOUCH HER!

I YELLED SUPER LOUDLEY, CRASHING INTO SNIPPY AFTER AN EXCELLENTLY EXECUTED MAN-BAT STYLE GLIDE-JUMP.

THE ROYAL CHALICE ESCAPED SNIPPY'S NOODLY GRASP AND ROLLED AWAY.

I HOPE HE DID NOT ANGER HER.
OH NO, WHAT IF HE ANGERED HER.
WHAT IF SHE SPLITS HIM FOR THIS INSOLENCE?
WHAT IF HE'S DONE A CRIME AGAINST THE UNIVERSE?

"DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU COULD HAVE DONE?" I PRODDED SNIPPEY. "YOU INFINITE VAGABOND BOOB!"

"What? Get off me!" SNIPPY WHINED.

"NOT UNTIL YOU CEASE TOUCHING HER!" I STAPLED AT HIM.
"YOU MUST MAKE AN UNBREAKABLE PROMISE NOT TO HOLD HER OR BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN TO YOU AND TO THE UNIVERSE! VERY BAD THINGS INDEED!"

16th June 2012