Poor ignorant snippy...
But I have a feeling he is thinking "...if captian is a space wizard my name is bobo the circus monkey." And if pilot were to reply to that snippy would say...
" No pilot, you can not call me that! Gimme back my rifle! No it is not prime weaponized bathtub material!"
M
well, that's easy:
snippy's gonna mess with the mug, and see what is going on about it, but what will he find?
and if he finds something, will he manage to survive?