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ENTRY ___9




After I regained consciousness...

I was unfortunate enough to be greeted by Captain, delusional, and seemingly upside down. However, as the blood rushed rapidly down into my brain I realized that it was in fact I who was upside down, and that Captain was just contentedly staring at the peril I was in.

"Just help me down, G-Dammit!" I cried.

"FEAR NOT, FAIR MAIDEN! GHOSTLY FIGURES ARE CROWDING AROUND OUR GLORIOUS WONDER TRAIN. HOLD THE FORT WHILST I PROTECT THEE!"
Having said that, Captain marched out of the train.

"Come back, G-damn you! COME BACK AND HELP ME DOWN!" I yelled.

Listening back, I heard no specific response, only something that sounded like:

"GREETINGS, MOLE-PEOPLES OF THE UNDERGROUND! I COME FROM THE SKY, BEARING VERY SALTY SNACKS!"

That's just great, sounds like Captain discovered a bunch of pet rocks or skeletons to talk to/get distracted by, rather than help me out.

It's been hours now and all that is keeping me conscious is the rage within me. At this point I am hoping I will actually combust, just for the possibility of burning the bastard horrifically.

Wait, no. That wouldn't work. Captain's not even here to get combusted. My thoughts are becoming more and more jumbled.
...How long is it safe for a human being to hang upside down?

Anyone?? Helloooooo? HELP!!!

CAPTAIN!

DON'T LEAVE ME HERE!!!

HELP ME!!!




26th January 2010
 


86 Comments:
 
3 months ago #9214122        

*cant*simpathyze*wiyh*Snippy*_inquiring***



10 months ago #9031682        

OMG so that umbrella captain used to float in the air, he did not make it appear out of nowhere! :OO



1 year ago #8974595        

Snippy!?! Were you bitten by the radioactive spiders?



1 year ago #8965282        

I am the captain the captain is me.



Takeshi

24 M
1 year ago #8852937        

Pilot: "Hmmm, wonder where Snippy is, hanging out at parties as usual I bet, he must be a total train wreck by now." *goes back to sharpening his bad ass jagged katana*



2 years ago #8696450        

Poor Snippy..





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2 years ago #8675654        

Hahahahahaha. As I said before karma... I probably should check the tra........in who is that handsome fellow emerging





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2 years ago #8672986        

Maybe if Snippy hangs long enough he'll get spider man powers :3



2 years ago #8665439        

Snippy is best spiderman



Alice668

17 F
2 years ago #8632403        

Maybe this is the 18 time I read this and Im still thinking: "Poor Snippy"... :(



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