After I regained consciousness I was unfortunate enough to be greeted by Captain, delusional, and seemingly upside down. However, as the blood rushed rapidly down into my brain I realised that it was in fact I who was upside down, and that Captain was just contentedly staring at the peril I was in.
"Just help me down, God dammit!" I cried.
"FEAR NOT, FAIR MAIDEN! GHOSTLY FIGURES ARE CROWDING AROUND OUR GLORIOUS WONDER TRAIN. HOLD THE FORT WHILST I PROTECT THEE!"
It's been hours now and all that is keeping me conscious is the rage within me. At this point I am hoping I will actually combust, just for the possibility of burning the bastard horrifically.
Pilot: "Hmmm, wonder where Snippy is, hanging out at parties as usual I bet, he must be a total train wreck by now." *goes back to sharpening his bad ass jagged katana*
Great prophet lemonade? Who's going to fall for such blasphemy?
The Tiger Prince of Alazad is the one true god. He will roar our enemies back and protect us like its own cubs...
Poor snippy.
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OMG so that umbrella captain used to float in the air, he did not make it appear out of nowhere! :OO