After I regained consciousness I was unfortunate enough to be greeted by Captain, delusional, and seemingly upside down. However, as the blood rushed rapidly down into my brain I realised that it was in fact I who was upside down, and that Captain was just contentedly staring at the peril I was in.
"Just help me down, God dammit!" I cried.
"FEAR NOT, FAIR MAIDEN! GHOSTLY FIGURES ARE CROWDING AROUND OUR GLORIOUS WONDER TRAIN. HOLD THE FORT WHILST I PROTECT THEE!"
It's been hours now and all that is keeping me conscious is the rage within me. At this point I am hoping I will actually combust, just for the possibility of burning the bastard horrifically.
26th January 2010