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ENTRY ___9




After I regained consciousness...

I was unfortunate enough to be greeted by Captain, delusional, and seemingly upside down. However, as the blood rushed rapidly down into my brain I realized that it was in fact I who was upside down, and that Captain was just contentedly staring at the peril I was in.

"Just help me down, G-Dammit!" I cried.

"FEAR NOT, FAIR MAIDEN! GHOSTLY FIGURES ARE CROWDING AROUND OUR GLORIOUS WONDER TRAIN. HOLD THE FORT WHILST I PROTECT THEE!"
Having said that, Captain marched out of the train.

"Come back, G-damn you! COME BACK AND HELP ME DOWN!" I yelled.

Listening back, I heard no specific response, only something that sounded like:

"GREETINGS, MOLE-PEOPLES OF THE UNDERGROUND! I COME FROM THE SKY, BEARING VERY SALTY SNACKS!"

That's just great, sounds like Captain discovered a bunch of pet rocks or skeletons to talk to/get distracted by, rather than help me out.

It's been hours now and all that is keeping me conscious is the rage within me. At this point I am hoping I will actually combust, just for the possibility of burning the bastard horrifically.

Wait, no. That wouldn't work. Captain's not even here to get combusted. My thoughts are becoming more and more jumbled.
...How long is it safe for a human being to hang upside down?

Anyone?? Helloooooo? HELP!!!

CAPTAIN!

DON'T LEAVE ME HERE!!!

HELP ME!!!




26th January 2010
 
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2 months ago #9373520        
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I felt my veins and heart pulsing after the train came to a stop somewhere in a place that sucked away the sun's light, making where I was almost pitch black. I shook a leg and my foot some how hit the back of my head. That's one less limb I didn't have to worry about. I rolled over and found myself falling onto the floor from an unknown seat in the back of the train. . . I was pretty sure I was in the back of the train. . . My eyes widened and my heart skipped a beat. Where did my treasure chest go!? It was far to dark to see clearly where I was from the floor or my chest either. "Rarhg", uttered from my mouth as I felt my leg suddenly unfold from behind my head. I sighed in relief after my leg moved to a more comfortable place, not being above my waist. My treasure chest would have something on yoga. Yoga might be something to learn... yaaaaaahhhhh. . .



1 year ago #9214122        
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*cant*simpathyze*wiyh*Snippy*_inquiring***



2 years ago #9031682        
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OMG so that umbrella captain used to float in the air, he did not make it appear out of nowhere! :OO



2 years ago #8974595        
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Snippy!?! Were you bitten by the radioactive spiders?



2 years ago #8965282        
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I am the captain the captain is me.



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2 years ago #8852937        
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Pilot: "Hmmm, wonder where Snippy is, hanging out at parties as usual I bet, he must be a total train wreck by now." *goes back to sharpening his bad ass jagged katana*



3 years ago #8696450        
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Poor Snippy..



3 years ago #8675654        
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Hahahahahaha. As I said before karma... I probably should check the tra........in who is that handsome fellow emerging



3 years ago #8672986        
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Maybe if Snippy hangs long enough he'll get spider man powers :3



3 years ago #8665439        
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Snippy is best spiderman



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