After I regained consciousness...
I was unfortunate enough to be greeted by Captain, delusional, and seemingly upside down. However, as the blood rushed rapidly down into my brain I realized that it was in fact I who was upside down, and that Captain was just contentedly staring at the peril I was in.
"Just help me down, G-Dammit!" I cried.
"FEAR NOT, FAIR MAIDEN! GHOSTLY FIGURES ARE CROWDING AROUND OUR GLORIOUS WONDER TRAIN. HOLD THE FORT WHILST I PROTECT THEE!"
Having said that, Captain marched out of the train.
"Come back, G-damn you! COME BACK AND HELP ME DOWN!" I yelled.
Listening back, I heard no specific response, only something that sounded like:
"GREETINGS, MOLE-PEOPLES OF THE UNDERGROUND! I COME FROM THE SKY, BEARING VERY SALTY SNACKS!"
That's just great, sounds like Captain discovered a bunch of pet rocks or skeletons to talk to/get distracted by, rather than help me out.
It's been hours now and all that is keeping me conscious is the rage within me. At this point I am hoping I will actually combust, just for the possibility of burning the bastard horrifically.
Wait, no. That wouldn't work. Captain's not even here to get combusted. My thoughts are becoming more and more jumbled.
...How long is it safe for a human being to hang upside down?
Anyone?? Helloooooo? HELP!!!
DON'T LEAVE ME HERE!!!
26th January 2010