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ENTRY ___8b





To:

EMISSARY OF HUMANITY
TWELFTH AND A HALF STREET,
APARTMENT SEVENTY BEE,
MANCHESTER,
PLANET MERCURY

FroM:

THE DESK OF PILOT
TRAIN DEPOTS,
CITY OF EUREKA,
PLANET EARTH

DEAR PRINCESS CAPTAIN,

I HAVE TRIED ASKING FOR A TICKET REFUND, BUT THE FAT CONDUCTOR REFUSES TO GIVE IT TO ME.



c_tzZ_e_Nn, procCEed towardZ the tiCKet deZk!




MR CONDUCTOR TOLD ME TO GO TO THE TRAIN STATION,
WHEREUPONS SHE SMOUSHED THROUGH THE WALL LIKE THE COOL-AID-GUY,
AND TOOK THE TICKET DESKS JORB.

"No refunDZ, ticketZ ZZale dezZK iZ cloZZED, come baZk tomorrowZ at 8:00 AM,"




THE TICKET DESK SAYS IN A MONOTONE, ECHOEY, REPEATORY VOICE.

"BUT I AM THIRSTY FOR ADVENTURE!"




I SAYS AND BANGS ON THE DESK.

THE REPEATORY VOICE NAGS THE SAME TUNE BACK AT ME, REFUSING TO COLLABORATE.

"WAIT UNTIL CAPTAIN HEARS ABO0T THIS!"



I SAYS TO HIMS.
"AN EMPLOYEE OF CAPTANIA SUCH AS MYSELF SHOULD NOT BE STUFFLED BY THE LIKES OF YOU! I HAS NOT TIME FOR DILLY-DALLYINGS! YOU BEST GIVES ME A NEW TICKET OR I WILL WRITE YOU UP!"


"...COME BACK TOMORROW AT 8:00 AM"

THE VOICE REPLIES.

I PULL OUT THE BOOK OF COMPLAINTS AND AND WRITE THE FOLLOWING INTO IT:

-===- DEAR TRAIN STATION DIRECTOR,THE BEHAVOER OF THE TICKET SALES PERSON IS SIMPLY HEIGHLY INCONSIDERATE! AS A FELLOW CUSTOMER I AM APPAULTED AND DISJOINTED BY SUCH FINITE DISRESPECTS! YOU BEST REDUCE THEIR SALARIES 1.4% BECAUSE THEY NEED TO LEARN SOME STACKABLE MANNERS! ALSO, YOU NEED TO GET A NEW BOOK OF COMPLAINTS, BECAUSE THIS ONE HAS NO PEN AND IS IN AN APPALLING CONDITION (FALLING APART/STAINED). IT TOOK ME 4.3 HOURS TO DISCOVER A PEN AT YOUR TRAIN STATION AND ANOTHER 3.24 MINUTES TO MAKE IT WORK FOR THE INK WAS MOST STUFFLY AND HARD. ALSO, YOUR TOILETS DON'T FLUSH PROPERLY, BUT INSTEAD MAKE A LOUD GURGLING NOISE. I ASSUME THEY ARE HAUNTED BY THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS FUTURE. PLEASE ADDRESS THESE ISSUES OF IMPORTANCE, LEST YOU LOSE THIS CUSTOMER. SINCERELY, PILOT -===-

...AS I FINISHED WRITING MY WEIGHTLY COMPLAINT THE SALES DESK GAVE ME A 2.4 STAR RATING AS CUSTOMER AND CLOSED ITS SHUTTERS.



I WAS MOST PERTURBED BY THIS INSUFFICIENT RATING AND BANGED ON THE SHUTTERS FOR A WHILE DEMANDING A RE-EVALUATION.

THE SUN IS SETTING AND I DON'T LIKE THE DARK MUCHLY.
PLEASE SEND A NIGHT-LIGHT,

SINCERELY,
MOST COOPERATIVELY,
WITH INVALUABLE RESPECTS,
YOUR MOST ACCEPTABLE EMPLOYEE,

PiLoT




Credits


Hugs and love to all our DELICIOUS PATRONS

Art Director:

Vitaly S Alexius

Voice of Pilot:

Vocal Philosopher

pilot's letter sketch:

sanchaysquirrel


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  • 25th January 2010

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    4 years ago #9279186        
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    "I ASSUME THEY ARE HAUNTED BY THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS FUTURE."

    Pilot is so perfect. :D



    1 year ago #9652458        
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    At each one of this entries, Pilot gets better and better. The voice acting in this one was just awesome.



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    3 days ago #9790907        
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    perfect dialogue.



    Griff

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    3 years ago #9431454        
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    Pilot seems to have an uncanny ability to bring up exact percentages without the use of a calculator, an ability which I lack. Maybe the "Most Acceptable Employee" would like to share this trick with me some time?

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    3 years ago #9373162        
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    After my failed attempt of vaulting over "Spicy's" counter at the train station I decided to get out of there before I was removed from the station. Actually I began to run to find myself a get away train. It was time I found a place to steel for the night anyways. The station had closed down with my hiding under a seat until all employment had left. Now I could get the next ride to where every I needed to fly to. Ya right. I was just fooling my self. There's nothing for me to head for. I wasnt being chased. . . I wasnt even at spicy. . . I had snatched this spot early before anyone knew I was here. Oh and this wasn't a "Crunchy bar" I found either at Spicy's. Don't be dumb dumb. No one likes dumb dumb. It's only cute once. I sighed. "I guess we'll make it last the rest of our lives", I spoke to myself. "I guesd I'll eat it now!"



    4 years ago #9214119        
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    *DONT*ARGUE*WITH*REPEATORY*VOICE*
    *DONT*ARGUE*WITH*REPEATORY*VOICE*
    *DONT*ARGUE*WITH*REPEATORY*VOICE*
    *DONT*ARGUE*WITH*REPEATORY*VOICE*
    *DONT*ARGUE*WITH*REPEATORY*VOICE*
    *DONT*ARGUE*WITH*REPEATORY*VOICE*



    4 years ago #9200629        
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    I think "LOOSE" should be "LOSE"...



    4 years ago #9191286        
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    A 2.4 RATING, HOW ABSURDLY RUDE. HOW DO THEY EXPECT BUSINESS OF ANY NATURE WITH AN EVALUATION SYSTEM LIKE THAT!?



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    4 years ago #9178533        
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    ITS SOOO COOL!!!!!



    I little fishy told me someone's favorite pony was derpy



    4 years ago #9178531        
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    DEAR PRINCESS CAPTAIN

    :XD:

    I have a feeling that was a spoof of when Twilight wrote letters to Princess Celestia.



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