Issue 81shoes

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I WOULD IMAGINE SNIPPY AS A SHOE AS WELL FOR ASKING ME SUCH SOUR QUESTIONS, BUT I HOPE THAT SOMEDAY THIS LOBSTER WILL LEARN SOMETHING OF IMPORTANCE OF CONSEQUENCES THAT COME TO PASS WITH EACH MOTION.

PERHAPS SOMEDAY YOU WILL LISTEN TO YOUR CAPTAIN, EH SNIPSTER?

LOOK WHERE NOT LISTENING TO YOUR CAPTAIN GOT US - YOUR LACK OF FAITH IN SANTA SUMMONED A FLYING COW AND YOUR FURTHER FLAILING ALMOST GOT YOU DISSECTED.
IF IT WEREN'T FOR CAPTAIN'S BRILLIANT IDEA TO EXPLODE THE FLYING COW WITH YOUR ATOMIC DOPPELGANGER, YOU'D BE LIKE "OH NO MY PRECIOUS ORGANS, COME BACK WITH MY ORGANS."

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH FLYING COWS COST SNIPPY?
THEY DON'T GROW ON TREES ON THEIR OWN.
THE COW FARMERS WANTED COPYRIGHT VENGEANCE!

THEIR LAWYERS WOULD HAVE SUED US ALL INTO OBLIVION IF IT WEREN'T FOR MY AMAZINGLY AMAZING NEGOTIATIONS TABLE THROWING MOVES AND THE SHOE THEOREM WHICH I DEVELOPED DURING MY TRAVELS IN THE WASTELANDS: [link]

DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE MORAL THAT I'M FLIPPING YOUR WAY?

COME BACK, I'M NOT DONE EXPLAINING!

Credits

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Three frames of pilot's tale by ZIM K: [link]

Tasty ocean textures referenced from Aivazovsky, pilot and shoes background is from a WW2 poster.

Pilot's tale storyboard development by: [link]

SPECIAL THANK YOU TO:
Everyone who donated your earth moneys for a new computer so that the comic can keep going!


8th April 2012