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Year Eighty eight of the Waffle council,
Stevenson Larkin, scribe 18B.
Book of thoughts.

;; When life gives you radioactive lemons, you make glow-in-the-dark lemonade ;;

Grandmaster Baghor's sermon was rudely interrupted today by a flying train just as I was rudely interrupting it with my snide comments about disbelief in the one true Lemonade prophet.

Today was going to be the day, I told myself- today I was going to declare my Atheism and start a revolution.

Today I was the one who shouted in the crowd: "LEMONADE IS A LIE".

I was going to be the one to throw the shackles of this idiotic religion off from my people. I was going to liberate their thoughts from perpetual imprisonment in this dark and damp cave-city.

I've had a motivational speech prepared and everything!

If it wasn't for that blasted flying train I would have gotten away with it too!
I would have stood up and told Grandmaster Baghor where to shove his holy Lemonade parchment.

If only the Grandmaster wasn't flattened into a pancake... today my people would already be free.


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Music to go along with this episode was written by:
kuandohan.deviantart.com

24th January 2010
 


83 Comments:
 
25 days ago #9188330        

When life gives you radioactive lemons, you make glow-in-the-dark lemonade- if someone can make this please SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!



26 days ago #9188102        

It'd be awesome if music played with each comic like this



7 months ago #9042368        

HAHAH



8 months ago #9031679        

Or does it mean that @Alexius grave is in that wall? D:



8 months ago #9031678        

omg I just noticed they are praising "Vitaly S. Alexius" :D



10 months ago #8974594        

"RETURN FOR REFUND WHERE APPLICABLE"!!!

Mystical, Ambiguous, Inexplicable, Delicious, Vague, Enlightened, Judicious, Juicy, Sane, Wary, Cryptic, Enigmatic, Cogitative, Meditative, Sweet, Rapturous.

These are only a minuscule amount of the vast quantity of luscious adjectives, describing the words of our succulent sacred parchment of which flows through us all with its infinite sweetened wisdom.



10 months ago #8965270        

Oh ym god I am crying! this webcomics is just beautiful



1 year ago #8780372        

Hooray, lemonade has finally come, as was prophesized! Oh my mistake, it's just Pepsi, no thanks.



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1 year ago #8774265        

@Karmni Lemonade Magic



1 year ago #8702251        

Wait... How do they not have gas masks?



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