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ENTRY ___8




Year Eighty eight of the Waffle council,
Stevenson Larkin, scribe 18B.
Book of thoughts.

;; When life gives you radioactive lemons, you make glow-in-the-dark lemonade ;;

Grandmaster Baghor's sermon was rudely interrupted today by a flying train just as I was rudely interrupting it with my snide comments about disbelief in the one true Lemonade prophet.

Today was going to be the day, I told myself- today I was going to declare my Atheism and start a revolution.

Today I was the one who shouted in the crowd: "LEMONADE IS A LIE".

I was going to be the one to throw the shackles of this idiotic religion off from my people. I was going to liberate their thoughts from perpetual imprisonment in this dark and damp cave-city.

I've had a motivational speech prepared and everything!

If it wasn't for that blasted flying train I would have gotten away with it too!
I would have stood up and told Grandmaster Baghor where to shove his holy Lemonade parchment.

If only the Grandmaster wasn't flattened into a pancake... today my people would already be free.


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Music to go along with this episode was written by:
kuandohan.deviantart.com

24th January 2010
 


84 Comments:
 
5 months ago #9214118        

*quote*Teatania*Chihiro*:D*



6 months ago #9188330        

When life gives you radioactive lemons, you make glow-in-the-dark lemonade- if someone can make this please SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!



6 months ago #9188102        

It'd be awesome if music played with each comic like this



12 months ago #9042368        

HAHAH



1 year ago #9031679        

Or does it mean that @Alexius grave is in that wall? D:



1 year ago #9031678        

omg I just noticed they are praising "Vitaly S. Alexius" :D



1 year ago #8974594        

"RETURN FOR REFUND WHERE APPLICABLE"!!!

Mystical, Ambiguous, Inexplicable, Delicious, Vague, Enlightened, Judicious, Juicy, Sane, Wary, Cryptic, Enigmatic, Cogitative, Meditative, Sweet, Rapturous.

These are only a minuscule amount of the vast quantity of luscious adjectives, describing the words of our succulent sacred parchment of which flows through us all with its infinite sweetened wisdom.



1 year ago #8965270        

Oh ym god I am crying! this webcomics is just beautiful



2 years ago #8780372        

Hooray, lemonade has finally come, as was prophesized! Oh my mistake, it's just Pepsi, no thanks.



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2 years ago #8774265        

@Karmni Lemonade Magic



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