EMISSARY OF HUMANITY
TWELFTH AND A HALF STREET,
APARTMENT SEVENTY BEE,
MANCHESTER,
PLANET MERCURY
FroM:
THE DESK OF PILOT
UNION TRAIN STATION,
CITY OF EUREKA,
PLANET EARTH
DEAR PRINCESS CAPTAIN,
PLEASE ACCEPT MY SINCEREST APOLOGIES. I COULD NOT LOCATE PLATFORM NEGATIVE TWENTY AND FOUR QUARTERS. I LOOKED EVER SO HARD FOR IT, BUT I GUESS MY WIZARD POWERS JUST WEREN'T ENOUGH TO DISCOVER IT.
I DID LOCATE PLATFORM NINE AND THREE QUARTERS, BUT THAT WAS DEFINITELY NOT THE ONE YOU BOARDED THE ADVENTURE TRAIN FROM.
PLATFORM NINE AND THREE QUARTERS HAD A DECAYING ANTIQUATED RED-SCARLET ENGINE TRAIN AND A WHOLE BUNCH OF BLACK ROBED SKELETONS WITH SILLY POINTED HATS, STRIPED SCARVES AND FELINE BADGES CLAMBERING ABOARD. EACH OF THEM HAD A POINTY STICK OF VARIOUS SIZE, WHICH DISTRACTED ME FOR A WHILE BECAUSE I WANTED TO FIND THE POINTIEST STICK OF THEM ALL FOR THE PURPOSES OF POKING SNIPPY WITH.
I ALSO FOUND A WONKY METAL TUNNEL-DOOR LEADING TO UNDERGROUND AUTOMATON METRO PLATFORMS THAT WERE GOING TO ALL THE NECESSARY AND UNNECESSARILY PLACES. HOWEVER, THEM MECHANIZED TRAINS WITH FACES WERE IMPOSSIBLY HARD TO BOARD BECAUSE THEY WOULD STOP FOR NO-ONE. THEY UN-POLITELY AND GRUMPILY FROWNED AT ME AND TOLD ME TO GO AWAY BECAUSE I DO NOT HAVE A TICKET.
WHEN I REFUSELED TO GO AWAY, AND DEMANDED TO SEE THE FAT CONDUCTOR, A SCAPULAR SECURITY-CATERPILLAR CLOMPLED ME UP, GAVE ME MUCH STATIC SHOCK AND SHOVED ME OUT OF THE METRO.
I TRIED TO TRICK THEM BY DRAWING A MONOCLE AND MOUSTACHE ON MY FACE WITH A PIECE OF COAL TO APPEAR MUCH DASHING, BUT THEY WERE SMARTER THAN THAT AND SAW THROUGH MY ARTISTIC DISGUISE AND KEPT THE DOORS LOCKED.
PLEASE WRITE BACK WITH DIRECTIONS OF WHAT TO DO NEXT.
I AM OF MUCH SAD : (
THIS TRAIN STATION CAFETERIA SERVES ONLY HOT DOGS AND CARROT JUICE AND THE LINE TO THE BATHROOM IS FAR TOO LONG FOR REASONABILITY.
SINCERELY,
MOST CORDIALLY,
WITH VAST RESPECTS,
YOUR MOST COMMITTED EMPLOYEE,
PLEASE ACCEPT MY SINCEREST APOLOGIES. I COULD NOT LOCATE PLATFORM NEGATIVE TWENTY AND FOUR QUARTERS. I LOOKED EVER SO HARD FOR IT, BUT I GUESS MY WIZARD POWERS JUST WEREN'T ENOUGH TO DISCOVER IT.
Do I smell a Harry Potter reference??
Yer a wizard, Pilot!
Earlier before aboarding the train of FLYING DEATH I had been searching for the most of the decent places for nutrition. At the train station, yus. During this tine I felt my grammar start mimicking something else not seanmccaptain like. I had decided to try out my acrobatic skills by vaulting over counters of different stands that once sold varies snackments and juices but none of the juices I was looking for. My kind if juice was not one found in any brand named cup. It was some thang with more boom to it. After side stepping a good 10 feet from the counter of S"picy's with wet baggy clothing meet for a bigger humanoid, I sprang flying forward into a single step forward hands ready like those of a swimmer about to go off a spring board. Woosh! A front flip into a back breaking counter! My legs fell lifeless on the other side of the counter as my head and arms restes on the side where I tryD this move out. Sorry people I rested after my suit released a single tear after many laid resting in my suit. I was not as nibble today.
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Harry Potter, Tomas the Tank engine, AND Pokemon references! The whole thing was was various references! I love it! XD