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ENTRY ___75



DeLays, wE WeRe DeLaYeD.
It Is MoSt StrAnGe. OuR AvAtArS CoUlD noT fOcUs On CaPtAiN. ThEy CoUlD NoT CatCh It.

...It Has WaNdeReD OfF InTo ThE DeAD CiTy.
ThIs TrIaL Is A MoCkeRy WhEn ThE AcCcusEd CaN JuSt WaLK OfF.

ZeE CaPtAiN MuSt HaVe A WeAkNeSs, SoMeWheRe In ThE MeMoRy oF tHeSe ProPerTieS.

It WaS DiFfiCulT To TrAcK dOwN AlL InStaNcEs Of CaPtAin.

SoMeThiNg WaS InTeRfERiNg WiTh ThE ScAn.
SoMeThiNg ThaT DiD NoT BeLoNg iN ThE PaSt.
SoMeThiNg ThAt KePt MeDdLiNg WiTh EvErYtHiNg.

A WeApOn oF PoWer GrEaTeR ThaN tHe FuRnAcE Of ThE StArS.
An EmISsArY oF DeAtH, HiDdEn iN PlaIn SiGht.
BuT WhY? WhY DoEs DeAtH ItSeLf PrOtEcT tHe AcCuSeD?

We ToOk ToO LoNg. We AsSuMeD tHiS WoRlD wAs InAcTivE.
It WaS NoT.
The BiOmASs oF ThoUSaNdS CaNnoT NoT CoMpeTe WiTh A pLaNeTaRy DeFeNcE NeTwOrK iN PoSeSsiOn Of OrBiTaL IoN CaNnOns.
ThE UnIoN MuSt KnOw.
ThEy WiLl NoT Be PleAseD wItH OuR fAiLuRe.
wE TriEd. FoRgiVe Us.

...EnD TrAnSMiSsIOn.

Credits



Frames 3 and 5-9 by Luna133: http://luna133.deviantart.com/
Zombie-frame #4 by Lordnetsua: http://lordnetsua.deviantart.com/
All other things by Alexiuss: http://alexiuss.deviantart.com/

29th February 2012
 


270 Comments:
 
15 days ago #9272191        

"Cannot not"? So they can? Or it's because he's dying? Hmm...

Also, Urist, why wouldn't they build a giant orbital bombardment cannon with the power to rain fiery-hot death on any place they choose? :)
(Similarly, you could ask WHY people build overcomplicated death machines in Dwarf Fortress) :D



Urist

19 M
3 months ago #9226132        

Why the hell would the G directorate even build that.



4 months ago #9214942        

*VIKTORY*



Katrina

17 F
5 months ago #9180457        

ORBITAL STRIKE FUCK YES!!!

Oh wait... I think the epic looking deer thing died...

: (



11 months ago #9042473        

Captain is a PikmIn! CaptAIN is A pikmin! Yay!



Evo

120 O
1 year ago #8982937        

I was wondering when I would find the comic with my avatar.



1 year ago #8944885        

Lifealope is not dead, just possibly in another form, like the flower on top of Captain's head. It is a symbol of the prevalence of life through destruction: AKA, the romantic part of Romantically Apocalyptic.



1 year ago #8936224        

Crazy fan side: Kill it with FIRE!
Sympathetic fan side: But, Snippy and Pilot were in there! And Lifealope!
CFS: Eh you know they come back. There wouldn't be much of a comic otherwise.
SFS: Still. Even Captain agrees with me. He's so distraught, he forgot his straw.
CFS: -.- Sure.



1 year ago #8928230        

D': Lifealope!



Takeshi

24 M
1 year ago #8856548        

Gears of War flash backs here lol Plus, who doesn't love more of zee Captein drinking coffee like a boss? :D



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