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DeLays, wE WeRe DeLaYeD.
It Is MoSt StrAnGe. OuR AvAtArS CoUlD noT fOcUs On CaPtAiN. ThEy CoUlD NoT CatCh It.

...It Has WaNdeReD OfF InTo ThE DeAD CiTy.
ThIs TrIaL Is A MoCkeRy WhEn ThE AcCcusEd CaN JuSt WaLK OfF.

ZeE CaPtAiN MuSt HaVe A WeAkNeSs, SoMeWheRe In ThE MeMoRy oF tHeSe ProPerTieS.

It WaS DiFfiCulT To TrAcK dOwN AlL InStaNcEs Of CaPtAin.

SoMeThiNg WaS InTeRfERiNg WiTh ThE ScAn.
SoMeThiNg ThaT DiD NoT BeLoNg iN ThE PaSt.
SoMeThiNg ThAt KePt MeDdLiNg WiTh EvErYtHiNg.

A WeApOn oF PoWer GrEaTeR ThaN tHe FuRnAcE Of ThE StArS.
An EmISsArY oF DeAtH, HiDdEn iN PlaIn SiGht.
BuT WhY? WhY DoEs DeAtH ItSeLf PrOtEcT tHe AcCuSeD?

We ToOk ToO LoNg. We AsSuMeD tHiS WoRlD wAs InAcTivE.
It WaS NoT.
The BiOmASs oF ThoUSaNdS CaNnoT NoT CoMpeTe WiTh A pLaNeTaRy DeFeNcE NeTwOrK iN PoSeSsiOn Of OrBiTaL IoN CaNnOns.
ThE UnIoN MuSt KnOw.
ThEy WiLl NoT Be PleAseD wItH OuR fAiLuRe.
wE TriEd. FoRgiVe Us.

...EnD TrAnSMiSsIOn.


Credits


Frames 3 and 5-9 by Luna133: http://luna133.deviantart.com/
Zombie-frame #4 by Lordnetsua: http://lordnetsua.deviantart.com/
All other things by Alexiuss: http://alexiuss.deviantart.com/

29th February 2012

Tagged in Cancer Captain Life Avatar Lifalope


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6 months ago #9453272        
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Question: Who hit Captain with Lip's stick?



Griff

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8 months ago #9432350        
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ZOMG!!! CAPTAIN IS NOW MY FAVORITE (after lifealope) CHARACTER!!! ZOMG!!! THANK YOU OH MARVELOUS ESTEEMED RULER, SAVER OF THE CHLOROPHYLL!!!
:D :D :D :D :D



1 year ago #9391488        
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@Branai Maybe Captain forgot the straw... At least that's how I know Captain can drink with her mask on.



1 year ago #9367950        
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I can see the spilling coffee..... I want to just appear under him with my mouth open to catch the PRECIOUS coffee



1 year ago #9343663        
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Wait... Can captain even drink his coffee? Am I the only one who saw the coffee spill out of the cup when he put it to his gasmask in the last panel?



2 years ago #9272191        
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"Cannot not"? So they can? Or it's because he's dying? Hmm...

Also, Urist, why wouldn't they build a giant orbital bombardment cannon with the power to rain fiery-hot death on any place they choose? :)
(Similarly, you could ask WHY people build overcomplicated death machines in Dwarf Fortress) :D



Urist

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2 years ago #9226132        
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Why the hell would the G directorate even build that.



2 years ago #9214942        
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*VIKTORY*



Katrina

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2 years ago #9180457        
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ORBITAL STRIKE FUCK YES!!!

Oh wait... I think the epic looking deer thing died...

: (



3 years ago #9042473        
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Captain is a PikmIn! CaptAIN is A pikmin! Yay!



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