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Issue 73



On teMpoRaL DaTe 230387455652769 A TrIaL Has CoMmeNcEd, To EvaLuAte ThE LoSs oF InVaDer UnIoN Ship 4920-938.

It WaS DiScoVeRed ThEn,
ThAt ThE SiNgULaRitY KnoWn As CaPtaIn ComiTtED A SeRieS of CriMeS AgAiNsT The UniOn.

C̶͑̀̾̓͐͗ͦ̏̓͛ͪ̆ͦ̓̋ͧ́͠҉̬̟̺̩̼̪̕Nͪͦ́͒̌͌̈͏͔̝̹̦̞͖̱̬̱̝̣̹̺̝̰̲̦̜͡

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AnD So, By ThE OrDeR Of ThE InVaDeRs UniOn,
We WeRe SuMmOneD AnD
TrANsMiTteD
To ThiS WoRlD On ThE TeTrA-ViRuS SeEdS.
To InFeCt aNd To UnItE AlL LiViNg LoCaL MulTiCeLlULaRs of ThiS PlaneTary BoDy, As BiOMaSs 117, The MoSt UnStoPpaBLe aNd FaIr JuDgE oF AlL.

...

PoOr DiScoNnEcTeD, DaMaGeD AvAtAr.
WoRrY NoT,
We ShAlL EnD YoUr PurPoSe-LeSs ExiStenCe oF LoNelY SuFfErInG.

We ShAlL Re-WriTe YoU...
AnD YoU ShAlL ReJoIn ThE BiOmAsS.

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Artwork by Luna133: http://luna133.deviantart.com/
Touchups by Alexiuss: http://alexiuss.deviantart.com/

22nd February 2012
 


221 Comments:
 
4 months ago #9025554      

Runawaaaayyyy.



7 months ago #8965512      

SWEET LORD THIS IS JUST PLAIN HORRIFYING
FLEE LIFEALOPE
FLEEEEEEEEEEEE



8 months ago #8928226      

NONONONONO DON'T KILL LIFEALOPE!



10 months ago #8885747      

Nojojojojojo!! do not kill the deer! T^T



1 year ago #8579456      

Awww, poor deer.. thingy. I'm really starting to get annoyed by the Biomass





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1 year ago #8567500      

I want to develop anti biomass bullets for my trusty snipe i call "Fred" now... Fred will kill that nasty biomass... Kill em dead.





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1 year ago #8559503      

This makes me cry EVERY time I read it.



2 years ago #8500526      

"Bad biomass! Bad!"
*takes out squirt bottle, spritzes biomass.*





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2 years ago #8434272      

NooooooOO!
D'aww





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2 years ago #8356073      

No D: Bad Biomass, bad !



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