Romantically Apocalyptic
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Issue 67
Entry 3749
Living inside a giant whale isn't as grand as I often pretended it was.
Lots of scavenging had to be done.
Yet I was proud of myself, I was a survivor, I was capable of anything.
One day UPS was at my door. I know not how or why.
Perhaps I've started to imagine things from loneliness?
How did Pilot get this pale-skinned old man to deliver a package to me?
As the strange old man left I started to wonder... what is the postal code inside the whale?
Credits
The most glorious collaboration of collaborative-ness.
Every panel here is done by different artist and slightly refined by me!
Behold the masters behind this feast of fancy:
1. ADDICT-Se: [link]
2. Eszitril: [link]
3. Enjeru: [link]
4. Kamikazuh: [link]
5. Jadeitor: [link]
6. Bohunle: [link]
7. Skysora13 [link]
28th January 2012
10:39pm Mon 5th Mar #8221010
Any one else notice the picture of the whale which i'm pretty sure is going to eat Zee Captain scratched into the wall aka the side of the whale
Snippy is feeling a little vengeful against Zee Captain I think
Any one else notice the picture of the whale which i'm pretty sure is going to eat Zee Captain scratched into the wall aka the side of the whale
Snippy is feeling a little vengeful against Zee Captain I think
3:51pm Thu 23rd Feb #8194706
From the looks of that "livingroom" it seems that Snippy finally got his rifle back.
From the looks of that "livingroom" it seems that Snippy finally got his rifle back.
8:04am Wed 22nd Feb #8190980
@pseudoname
"the aliens ceased to worry about vivisecting an endangered human to repopulate the globe only after they were told the robot got the other one. obviously with the captain dead mr snippy has no chance or doing so. which means the captain must be capable of mating with snippy, a member of the opposite gender and as we know snippy is male captain must be female(who unfortunately is batshit and also into chicks(lusting at billboard on page1))"
Wait... What?! I'm not following anything you said here.
"captain is a chick, the primary model is a chick and says 'grab my boob'"
1) Just because the primary model is female doesn't mean Captain is. Plus she's only the primary model, not the only model. Captain is also modelled by men. 2) Men have boobs, too. 3) Captain is crazy; that's something he'd say no matter what his gender is.
"as a little girl captain was attacked by a man wishing to drink eye juices(probsbly safest or only water he could find or just nuts) was called little girl by van man"
Just because the man called him a girl doesn't mean he was. He could've been mistaken. Captain was young and wearing a gas mask, after all. Also, Captain may be misremembering, and for that matter, the whole thing might not even have happened. Captain is very much an unreliable narrator.
"if all male how is it romantically apocalyptic based on what we've seen so far of their relationship?"
Very easily.
"and in one of snippy's (prophetic?) dream journals(Well dream of this comic if nothing else and it turns out hes just crazy this isn't real) he refers to captain as a purple eyed girl"
He also remembered Pilot being a robot and that he was trapped inside a normal-sized fish. It was a poorly recalled dream that he was struggling to remember details from.
I'm not trying to say Captain can't be female, but we just don't know for sure, and I wish people would stop acting like it's a sure thing, because it's not.
@pseudoname
"the aliens ceased to worry about vivisecting an endangered human to repopulate the globe only after they were told the robot got the other one. obviously with the captain dead mr snippy has no chance or doing so. which means the captain must be capable of mating with snippy, a member of the opposite gender and as we know snippy is male captain must be female(who unfortunately is batshit and also into chicks(lusting at billboard on page1))"
Wait... What?! I'm not following anything you said here.
"captain is a chick, the primary model is a chick and says 'grab my boob'"
1) Just because the primary model is female doesn't mean Captain is. Plus she's only the primary model, not the only model. Captain is also modelled by men. 2) Men have boobs, too. 3) Captain is crazy; that's something he'd say no matter what his gender is.
"as a little girl captain was attacked by a man wishing to drink eye juices(probsbly safest or only water he could find or just nuts) was called little girl by van man"
Just because the man called him a girl doesn't mean he was. He could've been mistaken. Captain was young and wearing a gas mask, after all. Also, Captain may be misremembering, and for that matter, the whole thing might not even have happened. Captain is very much an unreliable narrator.
"if all male how is it romantically apocalyptic based on what we've seen so far of their relationship?"
Very easily.
"and in one of snippy's (prophetic?) dream journals(Well dream of this comic if nothing else and it turns out hes just crazy this isn't real) he refers to captain as a purple eyed girl"
He also remembered Pilot being a robot and that he was trapped inside a normal-sized fish. It was a poorly recalled dream that he was struggling to remember details from.
I'm not trying to say Captain can't be female, but we just don't know for sure, and I wish people would stop acting like it's a sure thing, because it's not.
10:53am Mon 20th Feb #8187104
the aliens ceased to worry about vivisecting an endangered human to repopulate the globe only after they were told the robot got the other one. obviously with the captain dead mr snippy has no chance or doing so. which means the captain must be capable of mating with snippy, a member of the opposite gender and as we know snippy is male captain must be female(who unfortunately is batshit and also into chicks(lusting at billboard on page1))
captain is a chick, the primary model is a chick and says "grab my boob"
as a little girl captain was attacked by a man wishing to drink eye juices(probsbly safest or only water he could find or just nuts) was called little girl by van man
girl in this video
[link]
being "given" the very best genes alongside images of the girl being operated on with strange lab equipment
if all male how is it romantically apocalyptic based on what we've seen so far of their relationship?
and in one of snippy's (prophetic?) dream journals(Well dream of this comic if nothing else and it turns out hes just crazy this isn't real) he refers to captain as a purple eyed girl
the aliens ceased to worry about vivisecting an endangered human to repopulate the globe only after they were told the robot got the other one. obviously with the captain dead mr snippy has no chance or doing so. which means the captain must be capable of mating with snippy, a member of the opposite gender and as we know snippy is male captain must be female(who unfortunately is batshit and also into chicks(lusting at billboard on page1))
captain is a chick, the primary model is a chick and says "grab my boob"
as a little girl captain was attacked by a man wishing to drink eye juices(probsbly safest or only water he could find or just nuts) was called little girl by van man
girl in this video
[link]
being "given" the very best genes alongside images of the girl being operated on with strange lab equipment
if all male how is it romantically apocalyptic based on what we've seen so far of their relationship?
and in one of snippy's (prophetic?) dream journals(Well dream of this comic if nothing else and it turns out hes just crazy this isn't real) he refers to captain as a purple eyed girl
10:48am Mon 20th Feb #8187091
also it isn't just captain saying he was a little girl(and therefore just his usual crazy shenanigans)
pilot knows she is a chick and knows was a little girl born in prewar germany
also it isn't just captain saying he was a little girl(and therefore just his usual crazy shenanigans)
pilot knows she is a chick and knows was a little girl born in prewar germany
10:44am Mon 20th Feb #8187080
(not going to speak of the pink goggles and hearts because a man could easily like those things or be the only ones he could scavenge)
(not going to speak of the pink goggles and hearts because a man could easily like those things or be the only ones he could scavenge)
7:12pm Sat 18th Feb #8166831
wow pilot is an ass. he did this on perpous so get Mr snippy out of the pic
wow pilot is an ass. he did this on perpous so get Mr snippy out of the pic
12:57am Sun 5th Feb #8116314
@Yeady, Wth? Why did you tell me to calm down? Where, exactly, was I not being calm?
And what's worse is you didn't even actually respond to what I said! -_-"
*sigh* Nothing makes me LESS calm than people telling me to calm down for absolutely no reason. -_- So annoying.
(Lol, I managed to type "calm" enough times to induce semantic saturation… XD That's when you repeat a word so many times it loses meaning. :P)
@Yeady, Wth? Why did you tell me to calm down? Where, exactly, was I not being calm?
And what's worse is you didn't even actually respond to what I said! -_-"
*sigh* Nothing makes me LESS calm than people telling me to calm down for absolutely no reason. -_- So annoying.
(Lol, I managed to type "calm" enough times to induce semantic saturation… XD That's when you repeat a word so many times it loses meaning. :P)
1:31pm Sat 4th Feb #8114672
Well, as far as lairs go, that's not that bad. I mean it is probably pretty warm in there, since a whale is a mammal there is probably plenty of air in there and even if the air would be poisonous the gas mask will probably be able to filter it out. Also since the whale has to eat there is probably some food in there that Snippy can eat... And why am i thinking about this?
Well, as far as lairs go, that's not that bad. I mean it is probably pretty warm in there, since a whale is a mammal there is probably plenty of air in there and even if the air would be poisonous the gas mask will probably be able to filter it out. Also since the whale has to eat there is probably some food in there that Snippy can eat... And why am i thinking about this?
11:00am Sat 4th Feb #8114123
@Skinniest, all #6 seems to suggest is that Captain is crazy. XD On Mr. Snippy's tumblr he said he's pretty sure Captain is a guy because of his voice and height, and that he thinks referring to himself as a girl is just because he's nuts. :P
And lol who knows the cancer purse may prove to be "handy" at some point…stranger things have happened. XD
And I've seen the posters and stuff in the archives. I've seen other things, too, on deviantART. XD
@Skinniest, all #6 seems to suggest is that Captain is crazy. XD On Mr. Snippy's tumblr he said he's pretty sure Captain is a guy because of his voice and height, and that he thinks referring to himself as a girl is just because he's nuts. :P
And lol who knows the cancer purse may prove to be "handy" at some point…stranger things have happened. XD
And I've seen the posters and stuff in the archives. I've seen other things, too, on deviantART. XD
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i love what the pilot drew i just could'nt believe it.