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Issue 63



LET ME TELL YOU OF HOW AMAZINGLY AWESOME CAPTAIN IS...

THE MIRACLES OF CAPTAIN ARE INFINITE AND GREAT.
CAPTAIN LIVES FOREVER. I HAVE PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE OF CAPTAIN ENJOYING A RIDE WITH PROMINENT KOREAN DANCE CELEBRITY FROM SEVERAL LIFE-TIMES IN THE PAST:



THE CITY OF THE DEAD IS MY HOME.
THE DEAD LIKE TO PLAY GAMES AND TALK TO ME, BUT THEY AREN'T VERY INTERACTIVE, UNLESS PROVOKED. IF YOU LOOK FROM THE CORNER OF YOUR EYE, YOU CAN SEE THEM MOVE.

SNIPPY ALWAYS TELLS ME LIES. HE SUCKS.
I TRY TO CONVINCE HIM THAT CAPTAIN IS A REAL WIZARD AND RULER OF THE UNIVERSE, BUT SNIPPY IS A STUBBORN GOAT. HE SAYS "IT'S ALL MAGIC TRICKS" AND "YOU ARE GULLIBLE".
I CALLED HIM A "JIGGLY SLUG" AND PRESENTED HIM MY PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE.
SNIPPY CALLED MY PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE "PHOTOSHOP". I DON'T KNOW WHAT PHOTOSHOP IS, BUT IT SOUNDS SCARY. IT REMINDS ME OF THOSE OLD MAGAZINES I FOUND OF GIRLS WITH GLOSSY FACES. I THINK I WILL NAME MY CATERPILLAR FRIEND "PHOTOSHOP". THE CATERPILLAR GETS ALL GLOSSY AND ANGRY IF I TRY TO HELP HER FLY. IT TOOK A LOT OF WORK TO CATCH PHOTOSHOP AND TIE BALLOONS TO HER. NOW SHE CAN FINALLY BE FREE, LIKE A SKY-SHARK. SNIPPY CLAIMS HE IS A SMART, BUT I KNOW BETTER. REAL SCIENTISTS CREATE SKY-SHARKS. SNIPPY HASN'T CREATED ANYTHING LATELY.
PHOTOSHOP ROAMS THE SKY, I HOPE SHE LANDS ON SNIPPY.

I REMEMBER A TIME WHEN PLANES ROAMED THE SKY EVERYDAY, WITH WHOOSHING NOISES AND CHEM-TRAILS. IT WAS BOUTIFUL.
I LIKE PLANES.
WHAT DO YOU LIKE?




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Episode storyboard by: http://grimhel.deviantart.com/
Idea by http://aequinox.deviantart.com/ (winning contest entry)

31st December 2011
 


241 Comments:
 
7 days ago #9134580      

Photoshop, be free!!!



26 days ago #9122132      

Photoshop is a girl?



3 months ago #9078801      

*Cries a little as I read this*
I like too pilot....
*so sad in way*



3 months ago #9064325      

this is why pilot's my favorite.



4 months ago #9029708      

Wow. Pilot's thoughts sound just like the inside of my head.


I like planes.



5 months ago #9011832      

i also like hot chocolate



8 months ago #8939188      

Pilot discovered Garry's mod..



8 months ago #8939005      

Dat evidence. :D



8 months ago #8936080      

I like hot chocolate.



8 months ago #8928203      

I always feel sorry for pilot D':



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