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LET ME TELL YOU

OF HOW AMAZINGLY AWESOME CAPTAIN IS...

THE MIRACLES OF CAPTAIN ARE INFINITE AND GREAT.
CAPTAIN LIVES FOREVER. I HAVE PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE OF CAPTAIN ENJOYING A RIDE WITH PROMINENT KOREAN DANCE CELEBRITY FROM SEVERAL LIFE-TIMES IN THE PAST:



THE CITY OF THE DEAD IS MY HOME.
THE DEAD LIKE TO PLAY GAMES AND TALK TO ME, BUT THEY AREN'T VERY INTERACTIVE, UNLESS PROVOKED. IF YOU LOOK FROM THE CORNER OF YOUR EYE, YOU CAN SEE THEM MOVE.

SNIPPY ALWAYS TELLS ME LIES. HE SUCKS.
I TRY TO CONVINCE HIM THAT CAPTAIN IS A REAL WIZARD AND RULER OF THE UNIVERSE, BUT SNIPPY IS A STUBBORN GOAT. HE SAYS "IT'S ALL MAGIC TRICKS" AND "YOU ARE GULLIBLE".
I CALLED HIM A "JIGGLY SLUG" AND PRESENTED HIM MY PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE.
SNIPPY CALLED MY PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE "PHOTOSHOP". I DON'T KNOW WHAT PHOTOSHOP IS, BUT IT SOUNDS SCARY. IT REMINDS ME OF THOSE OLD MAGAZINES I FOUND OF GIRLS WITH GLOSSY FACES. I THINK I WILL NAME MY CATERPILLAR FRIEND "PHOTOSHOP". THE CATERPILLAR GETS ALL GLOSSY AND ANGRY IF I TRY TO HELP HER FLY. IT TOOK A LOT OF WORK TO CATCH PHOTOSHOP AND TIE BALLOONS TO HER. NOW SHE CAN FINALLY BE FREE, LIKE A SKY-SHARK. SNIPPY CLAIMS HE IS A SMART, BUT I KNOW BETTER. REAL SCIENTISTS CREATE SKY-SHARKS. SNIPPY HASN'T CREATED ANYTHING LATELY.
PHOTOSHOP ROAMS THE SKY, I HOPE SHE LANDS ON SNIPPY.

I REMEMBER A TIME WHEN PLANES ROAMED THE SKY EVERYDAY, WITH WHOOSHING NOISES AND CHEM-TRAILS. IT WAS BOUTIFUL.
I LIKE PLANES.
WHAT DO YOU LIKE?




Credits


Plot by:

aequinox (winning contest entry)

Storyboarding by:

Grimhel

Voice of Pilot:

Vocal Philosopher


31st December 2011

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1 year ago #9399177        
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Are all of those objects attached to balloons on the list of things that Captein wanted Snippy to get earlier? I see a few of them...



16 days ago #9514463        
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I like writing!



23 days ago #9511440        
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I like tofu!



29 days ago #9508913        
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the pizz



5 months ago #9466005        
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I like that first panel



7 months ago #9449295        
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Pilot's Status: Becoming one with the red balloons.




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9 months ago #9431980        
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Excellent evidence! I wonder who the Korean guy is . . .
Kim Jong Un?
Psy?
Hmm. . .

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10 months ago #9416876        
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I like maple bacon pancakes.



1 year ago #9401029        
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I like airplanes, too. We should be friends, Pilot.



1 year ago #9400872        
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Wow best balloon party ever



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