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Issue 6



ENTRY 166__10 - HUMAN SUBJECT CHARLES SNIPPY - PERSONAL ID 04477645.

Completing the "SNACKS AND BEVERAGES" mission, I joined Captain in theatre number seventeen and a half.

"Isn't Pilot coming too?" I inquired.

"NO. PILOT IS ON A MISSION OF GRAVY IMPORTANCE! HE AND I ARE GOING TO THE 27:11 LATE NIGHT SHOW, AND THAT HOUR IS WAY PAST YOUR BED-TIME. BUT IT IS NO MATTER, FOR I MAKE TIME FOR ALL MY JUICY MINIONS," Captain declared.

I nodded, agreeing that, yes, it would probably be past my bed-time (unlike Captain, I actually slept 9 solid hours at night) a bit happy that I wouldn't have to deal with Pilot's childishness that day.

"BEHOLD," boomed Captain dramatically, waving at the dark screen, "THE MOST GLORIOUS PERFORMANCE OF TWENTY SECOND CENTURY!" I settled in my seat, almost excited, hoping that Captain had been able to activate some sort of still-functioning projector, but no, the screen remained pitch black. I complained about the lack of picture, wondering if there had been some kind of mistake, but was shot down with, "WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE CHEERS AND APPLE-SAUCES!

...BROKEN PROJECTOR? OH POOR, UNSIGHTLY SNIPPY! HOW COULD YOU FORGET YOUR 6D GLASSES AT HOME! DON'T YOU KNOW THAT ALL MOVIES NOWADAYS PLAY IN 6 DIMENSIONS? SUCH A PITY!

NO MATTER! I'LL NARRATE FOR YOU WHAT IS HAPPENING ON SCREEN!"

And so Captain went into narration mode, describing all the pre-movie advertisements, and after ten minutes, the "WILDLY EXCITING, MIND-BOGGLING, AND GRIPPING TALE OF CAPTANIC, A MOST TRUE TALE OF ROMANCE IN THE WORLD OF YESTERDAY."

20th January 2010
 


114 Comments:
 
16 hours ago #9137087      

"Find your own straw, bitch!" Caring Captain is caring. :D



24 days ago #9121155      

YES, CAPTAIN AND I WILL SEE THE GROWN UP MOVIE, SILLY SNIPSTER, LEAVING HIS 6D GLASSES BEHIND... DOES HE NOT KNOW THAT EVERYTHING IS IN 6D NOW!? WHAT AN IGNORANT ICE CUBE!



2 months ago #9096026      

"wee little lady"... scottish... I give up



7 months ago #8974591      

@EqualDemise731 :O

WHAT IF ZEE CAPTIEN FOUND YOU!



Arty1992

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9 months ago #8892505      

So that's how he got the sodas. I quite enjoyed this



10 months ago #8874875      

I want to go to the late show with pilot and captain... Darn, it will be past my bed time too... Wonder if i could sneak out tonite?



Znipster

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10 months ago #8869338      

Wow when was there added text here?



Takeshi

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11 months ago #8852935      

I bet the author decided to make it a running gag as to what Captain's gender is after reading fan responses to the last issue lol Its a good idea as it leads to hillarious discussions, but overall, from issue 1's "ma' cherie" all the way onward to 140, seems like he is a crazy male. Either way, the real main character is Snippy :D



Bane7415

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11 months ago #8825553      

And with this, the saga of the ambiguous age and gender of the captain begin...





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1 year ago #8675894      

" Hey There Little Girl, Would You Like Some candy?"
" YUP! :D "
..... xD



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