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ENTRY ___6




Completing the "SNACKS AND BEVERAGES" mission,

I joined Captain in theater number seventeen and a half.

"Isn't Pilot coming too?" I inquired.

"NO. PILOT IS ON A MISSION OF GRAVY IMPORTANCE! HE AND I ARE GOING TO THE 27:11 LATE NIGHT SHOW, AND THAT HOUR IS WAY PAST YOUR BED-TIME. BUT IT IS NO MATTER, FOR I MAKE TIME FOR ALL MY JUICY MINIONS," Captain declared.

I nodded, agreeing that, yes, it would probably be past my bed-time (unlike Captain, I actually slept 9 solid hours at night) a bit happy that I wouldn't have to deal with Pilot's childishness that day.

"BEHOLD," boomed Captain dramatically, waving at the dark screen, "THE MOST GLORIOUS PERFORMANCE OF TWENTY SECOND CENTURY!" I settled in my seat, almost excited, hoping that Captain had been able to activate some sort of still-functioning projector, but no, the screen remained pitch black. I complained about the lack of picture, wondering if there had been some kind of mistake, but was shot down with, "WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE CHEERS AND APPLE-SAUCES!

...BROKEN PROJECTOR? OH POOR, UNSIGHTLY SNIPPY! HOW COULD YOU FORGET YOUR 6D GLASSES AT HOME! DON'T YOU KNOW THAT ALL MOVIES NOWADAYS PLAY IN 6 DIMENSIONS? SUCH A PITY!

NO MATTER! I'LL NARRATE FOR YOU WHAT IS HAPPENING ON SCREEN!"

And so Captain went into narration mode, describing all the pre-movie advertisements, and after ten minutes, the "WILDLY EXCITING, MIND-BOGGLING, AND GRIPPING TALE OF CAPTANIC, A MOST TRUE TALE OF ROMANCE IN THE WORLD OF YESTERDAY."

20th January 2010
 
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118 Comments:
 
7 days ago #9373089        

This was one of my more favorite movies that played at this theater not because of the actual movie but how eventful it was in the theater. A woman had stood up and slapped a man just as he was serving hee ice tea from the stand. Security restrained them both and I later found out they were brother and sister who was the children of the owner. They acted like children but were from from being children. They looked of twentyly years of age. I got a free ticket for just being there having to witness the scene. Now I'm crossing my fingers today for another fight hoping to get coupons for maybe pizza and a soda!!!! Sorry I like soda.



Tuna

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11 months ago #9222383        

I wonder what can they eat, when even soda is decades old?



11 months ago #9214113        

*ZEE CAPTEIN*
*AGE: _file not found_*ERROR*
*GENDER: _file not found_*ERROR*
*_search for more info_*ACTIVE*

*SNIPPY: SUCK*



1 year ago #9177735        

Has anyone noticed the strange figure painted on the left side of the van( right side has unicorn) it strangely looks kinda like captain. but it seems to have no discernable face or mask. might this be alexius giving us an easter egg sneak peak at captains face?


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1 year ago #9137087        

"Find your own straw, bitch!" Caring Captain is caring. :D



1 year ago #9121155        

YES, CAPTAIN AND I WILL SEE THE GROWN UP MOVIE, SILLY SNIPSTER, LEAVING HIS 6D GLASSES BEHIND... DOES HE NOT KNOW THAT EVERYTHING IS IN 6D NOW!? WHAT AN IGNORANT ICE CUBE!



1 year ago #9096026        

"wee little lady"... scottish... I give up



2 years ago #8974591        

@EqualDemise731 :O

WHAT IF ZEE CAPTIEN FOUND YOU!



Arty1992

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2 years ago #8892505        

So that's how he got the sodas. I quite enjoyed this



2 years ago #8874875        

I want to go to the late show with pilot and captain... Darn, it will be past my bed time too... Wonder if i could sneak out tonite?



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