Issue 51

12 days ago #8856473      

I've said it before and I'll say it again, Zee Captein is a humanitarian

5 months ago #8685739      

What the, wait, Snippy is the Captain's "property" now? Ohhh because of that note? I had assumed that was in the bag. Please tell me that he actually taped that to the back of Mr. Snippy's jacket when he wasn't looking and it stayed on the entire time he was a-questin'.

7 months ago #8594805      

Against the law, captein always does winning

7 months ago #8580395      

He can haz cheezeberger?

10 months ago #8503259      

Captian is zee best lawer on the planet. Oh wait... Small accomplishment.

12 months ago #8415565      

Cancer has a familiar set of antlers...

1 year ago #8269573      

I Has Consumed? awww cancer is just a giant lolcat

1 year ago #8223674      

So wait...Cancer was sent by the alien Union?

1 year ago #8195364      

question for those with a less firm grip on reality(that's saying a lot). do you believe that the antlers are a prerequisite for the biomass creatures? it's shown up a suspicious amount of times.

1 year ago #8194434      

Ah, that explains it. The handbag's cancer-summoning abilities were only a MacGuffin.

As for Cancer's real name being "I", that's doubtful. It uses broken grammar in every sentence, so you can't really confirm that it's talking in the 3rd person. Since it is just a tool of the Invaders' Union I kinda doubt it has a real name.