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CHOCOLATE IS DELICIOUS.

I CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MUCH OF IT, JUST LIKE I CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MUCH OF CAPTAIN'S BA-WUTIFUL VISAGE.

MY SUBPLOT IS TO FIND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY OF MR WONKA SO THAT I MAY STEAL HIS PRODUCE TO BUILD MY CAPTAIN A CHOCOLATE CASTLE. ANOTHER SUBPLOT IS THAT I WILL LIBERATE THE SUBJUGATED TINY PEOPLES OF LUMPA FROM THEIR SERVITUDE TO EVIL DOCTOR WONKA.

I WOULD GRANT LUMPIANS CAPTANIAN PASSPORTS SO THAT THEY CAN HAVE HAPPY, FULFILLING LIVES AS CITIZENS OF CAPTANIA.

WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO BECOME A CITIZEN OF CAPTANIA STEVE?

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OH, HOW RUDE OF ME! OF COURSE I WILL TELL YOU ABOUT CAPTANIA.

CAPTANIA IS ALL AROUND YOU, CAPTANIA IS IN YOUR HEART AND LIVER. CAPTANIA IS FRIENDSHIP, KINDNESS AND OBEDIENCE. CAPTANIA IS FLUFFLY CLOUDS, RAINBOWS, HUGS AND BUTTERFLIES. CAPTANIA IS WONDERFURALICIOUS.
BEING A CITIZEN OF CAPTANIA GUARANTEES YOU AN EDUCATION, A JOB, FREE RESIDENCE AND TRUE LOVE, LIKE A PROPER UTOPIA!

THEY TOLD ME I CAN NEVER TRULY BE IN LOVE, YOU KNOW.
YET HERE I AM, WITH SUNSHINE IN MY BRAIN AND A SPRING IN MY STEP.

PROMISE ME YOU'LL THINK ABOUT IT, OKAY?
YOU CAN MAIL YOUR CITIZENSHIP APPLICATION TO OUR CONSULATE ON TWELTH AND A HALF STREET.
I'LL MAKE A REAL NICE PASSPORT FOR YOU, YOU KNOW.

...

WAIT A MINUTE! THESE BE NO CHOCOLATES AT ALL!
THESE ARE RADIOACTIVE-SPIDERS! ARGH!
SUCH DISCOVERY OF DESPAIR!

RUN STEVE! RUN!
BEFORE THE CHOCOLATE SPIDERS SUMMON THEIR CAKE-SHAPED MOTHER. SHE CAN DEVOUR YOU WHOLE, FOR SHE IS A MERCILESS ONE!

WITH TEARS IN MY HEART, I LEFT STEVE TO HIS GLOOMY FATE, FOR HE WAS TOO PARALYZED BY FEAR TO ESCAPE FROM SPIDERY DOOM.

SUCH IS LIFE.
SUCH IS THE WAY OF THE WORLD FOR THOSE THAT REJECT CAPTAIN.


23rd April 2011
 
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116 Comments:
 
Daedelus

29 M
4 months ago #9321269        

Poor Pilot! Discovery of despair indeed...



6 months ago #9279808        

I love Pilot. So much. He is the best. "CAPTANIA IS FLUFFLY CLOUDS, RAINBOWS, HUGS AND BUTTERFLIES. CAPTANIA IS WONDERFURALICIOUS."



Tawnstar

21 F
8 months ago #9260895        

Welp.



Snippeh

14 O
9 months ago #9225461        

Poor Stevy... he lost his chance to be a captanian. *Sigh* i know he feel extreamly terrible right now surely. Non existence of his tongue is not a perfect reason to miss such a awesome life-long chance.


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10 months ago #9214300        

*UMPA*LUMPA*UMPA*DEE*DOO*_ _ _ _ _



Zaci

24 M
1 year ago #9141297        

"THEY TOLD ME I CAN NEVER TRULY BE IN LOVE, YOU KNOW."
This is so sad... poor Pi.



1 year ago #9042423        

HAHAHAHA



Cakeli

18 M
2 years ago #8881354        

A box of Chocolates can surprise you with many wonderful things. :-)



Takeshi

24 M
2 years ago #8856453        

@DarkFly Life really is like a box of chocolates, you REALLY never know what you are going to get lolz



3 years ago #8594764        

What a mocking skeleton, laughing at Pilot's misfortune... We shall have our revenge... Also, those spiders were used in the making of spiderman. I'd know... I put them there ;)



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