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HI STEVE.

THAT'S YOUR NAME, RIGHT?
...
MY NAME'S PILOT. OR "PI" IF WE'RE TRUE FRIENDS AND YOU HAVE LITTLE TIME TO NOTIFY ME OF AN IMPENDING DISASTER.
I CAN TELL WE'RE GOING TO BE FRIENDS.

MY CAPTAIN ALWAYS SAID LIFE IS LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES, FULL OF DELICIOUSNESS!
SOMETIMES THERE ARE INSTRUCTIONS ON THE BACK OF THE BOX ABOUT ITS CONTENTS, BUT THIS BOX IS RATHER ANTIQUATED AND SUCH HAVE BEEN RUBBED OFF ENTIRELY.

MY CAPTAIN KNOWS ALL, FOR CAPTAIN POSES MIND-BUCKETS FILLED WITH SAGELY WISDOMS.

I BET THAT CAPTAIN, BEING A WIZARD OF SPACE-TIME CAN SEE INSTRUCTIONS ON THE BACK OF THE UNIVERSE, UNLIKE US LOWLY HUMAN-MINIONS FOR WHOM THE INSTRUCTIONS DON'T ALWAYS EXIST.

PERSONALLY, I CAN SEE THROUGH THE BOX IF I BLINK HARD ENOUGH AT IT. THE WORDS IN MY HEAD CAN TELL ME WHAT EACH CHOCOLATE CONTAINS. I DON'T WANT TO RUIN THE SURPRISE, SO I HAVEN'T BLINKED AT THIS BOX YET. I LIKE SURPRISES. I'D LOVE TO SHARE THIS SURPRISE WITH YOU STEVE.

I CAN TELL, WE'RE GOING TO BE FRIENDS.


12th April 2011
 


61 Comments:
 
2 months ago #9164714        

ajajaja...



10 months ago #8965419        

Pilots back!!!



12 months ago #8924646        

Life is like a box of chocolates... you eat the ones you like and give the rest away.



Takeshi

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1 year ago #8855387        

@BlazeFang Indeed, for we know very much thanks to Zee Captein that delicious can kill ;)



2 years ago #8589982        

Chocolates aren't an area you should talk to a skeleton about Pilot, I've told you before. Dead people don't NOMZ!



2 years ago #8500374        

Captain brand "chocolates". Same heart as his mug... And the contents are just as deadly.





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2 years ago #8425293        

And forever onwards, Pilot will speak with a Southern drawl in my mind..





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2 years ago #8289573        

YES lol references to Forrest Gump, best movie of all time...





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2 years ago #8260573        

yum yum.



2 years ago #8250895        

Ya I looked for an app and conte
Plated suicide when I didn't find one:[



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