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ENTRY ___3




You'd think...

that Captain would have given up after realizing the computer was simply broken and that there was no way in hell there'd be a working "internet signal". Of course not! The idiot just had to grab the broken cellular out of my hand and seriously attempt to call "THE MOST HIDEOUSLY OUTSOURCED TECH SUPPORT DEPARTMENT".

I stared at Captain's madness in bemusement. The one sided conversation went as follows:

"HELLO? TECH SUPPORT?"

"DAMN IT! NOT ANOTHER BLOATED, VOICE-RECOGNIZER-ANSWERING AUTOMATION!"

"YES"

"NO!"

"MAYBE!"

"PREVIOUS MENU!"

"TWELFTH AND A HALF STREET. APARTMENT SEVENTY BEE"

(I think Captain invented our current residence address here)

"AUTHORIZED BY ME, CAPTAIN!"

"THE KING OF FRANCE!"

"ONE THOUSAND AD"

"TREE HUNDRED AND FOURTEY FOUR!"

"GOVERNESS OF ANTARCTICA!"

"JUST PUT ME THROUGH TO YOUR REPRESENTATIVE ALREADY!"

"OH YOU HIDEOUS, BLASTED AUTOMATON!"

"NO, I DIDN'T WANT TO HOLD! NOOO!"

(here Captain shook enclosed fists at the sky and handed the phone back to me smugly)

"HOLD THIS FOR ME, MY DEAR. LET ME KNOW WHEN SOMEBODY ANSWERS."

As I took the shattered device from Captain's hand, I could have sworn that for a brief second I heard elevator music playing from the long-dead speaker.


13th August 2009
 


99 Comments:
 
3 months ago #9212009        

The irony from demented foolish assbutts never ceases to amuse my person! HAH!
This reminds me so much of the fact that I love this comic to bits



3 months ago #9200696        

in retrospective, this is totally some cross-temporal stuff



7 months ago #9119316        

DAMN THAT TECH SUPPORT! I THINK CAPTEIN SHOULD FILE A COMPLATE ASAP!



Hunter

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8 months ago #9098264        

Ha, I had a problem with "THE MOST HIDEOUSLY OUTSOURCED TECH SUPPORT DEPARTMENT" too! An Indian guy called and said that I was having trouble with my computer in the thickest of accent I kept telling him that every computer in the house was just fine, but "no mam your computer is broken" LOLZ i hate my life,



1 year ago #8974584        

Mr Snippy, you are quite the hypocrite. But I guess I would think it was on camera as well.



1 year ago #8968585        

Of course you heard elevator music, because bad music is always haunting.



1 year ago #8965098        

*sigh* it is apocalypse and they have a phone i dont when it is not fallout :(



Arty1992

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1 year ago #8892180        

I enjoy that "three" has now been replaced with "tree".



Cakeli

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1 year ago #8881312        

Hahaha!they're so stupid,and yet they are so funny!
Good luck with that computer!





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2 years ago #8674802        

Pfft Snippy doesn't know anythig. Well at least he has a good looking man in his background now. Now I must continue to fix this computer so I can have my lovely internet.



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