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Issue 3



You'd think that Captain would have given up after realizing the computer was simply broken and that there was no way in hell there'd be a working "internet signal". Of course not! The idiot just had to grab the broken cellular out of my hand and seriously attempt to call "THE MOST HIDEOUSLY OUTSOURCED TECH SUPPORT DEPARTMENT".

I stared at Captain's madness in bemusement. The one sided conversation went as follows:

"HELLO? TECH SUPPORT?"

"DAMN IT! AN AUTOMATED ANSWERING WIZARD!"

"YES"

"NO!"

"MAYBE!"

"PREVIOUS MENU!"

"TWELFTH AND A HALF STREET. APARTMENT SEVENTY BEE"

(I think Captain invented our current residence address here)

"AUTHORIZED BY ME, CAPTAIN!"

"THE KING OF FRANCE!"

"ONE THOUSAND AD"

"TREE HUNDRED AND FOURTEY FOUR!"

"GOVERNESS OF ANTARCTICA!"

"JUST PUT ME THROUGH TO YOUR REPRESENTATIVE ALREADY!"

"OH YOU HIDEOUS, BLASTED AUTOMATON!"

"NO, I DIDN'T WANT TO HOLD! NOOO!"

(here Captain shook enclosed fists at the sky and handed the phone back to me smugly)

"HOLD THIS FOR ME, MY DEAR. LET ME KNOW WHEN SOMEBODY ANSWERS."

As I took the shattered device from Captain's hand, I could have sworn that for a brief second I heard elevator music playing from the long-dead speaker.


17th January 2010
 


97 Comments:
 
25 days ago #9119316      

DAMN THAT TECH SUPPORT! I THINK CAPTEIN SHOULD FILE A COMPLATE ASAP!



Hunter

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2 months ago #9098264      

Ha, I had a problem with "THE MOST HIDEOUSLY OUTSOURCED TECH SUPPORT DEPARTMENT" too! An Indian guy called and said that I was having trouble with my computer in the thickest of accent I kept telling him that every computer in the house was just fine, but "no mam your computer is broken" LOLZ i hate my life,



6 months ago #8974584      

Mr Snippy, you are quite the hypocrite. But I guess I would think it was on camera as well.



7 months ago #8968585      

Of course you heard elevator music, because bad music is always haunting.



7 months ago #8965098      

*sigh* it is apocalypse and they have a phone i dont when it is not fallout :(



Arty1992

21 F
9 months ago #8892180      

I enjoy that "three" has now been replaced with "tree".



Cakeli

18 M
10 months ago #8881312      

Hahaha!they're so stupid,and yet they are so funny!
Good luck with that computer!





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1 year ago #8674802      

Pfft Snippy doesn't know anythig. Well at least he has a good looking man in his background now. Now I must continue to fix this computer so I can have my lovely internet.



1 year ago #8588874      

My Internets has been getting problemz too! How does mankind expect to survive into the future without working internets?!
As for Snippy... His phone is outdated. Not even 100K Megapixel camera. Seriously dude... Upgrade to iPhone 22G.





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1 year ago #8576098      

Sarcastic Snippy is sarcastic. I don't think Captein got the hint though...



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