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EVEN THOUGH...


I WASN'T BORN "A LITTLE GIRL IN A STRANGE AND FORGOTTEN COUNTRY FORMERLY KNOWN AS GERMANY", AND I CAN'T MAGICALLY TRANSCEND SPACE-TIME, SOMEDAY I WANT TO GROW UP TO BE JUST LIKE CAPTAIN... FOR SURELY EVEN A MICRO-SECOND REALIZATION OF CAPTAIN-NESS WOULD MAKE ME ONE WITH THE UNIVERSE.

I WOULD SHARE THE DOGMAS OF CAPTAINIA WITH ALL PEOPLES OF ALL COLORS, BUT MY ONLY CAPTIVE/LIVE AUDIENCE IS SNIPPY AND EVEN WORSE, HE IS ONLY CAPTIVE BECAUSE I TIED HIM TO A COUCH WHILE HE SLEPT AND HE REFUSES TO BELIEVE IN CHURCH OF CAPTAIN BECAUSE HE CALLS HIMSELF "ATHEIST". SUCH DIRTY WORDS HE SPEAKS. I COVERED KITTY-HAWK'S EARS. NOBODY SHOULD GROW UP TO BE LIKE SNIPPY. JUST LOOK WHERE HE IS - TIED TO A COUCH AND YELLING OBSCENITIES. I AM NOW FULLY SURE THAT SNIPPY HAS BEEN DECEIVED BY THE DEAD ONES, BECAUSE HIS NECK SMELLS FUNNY.

SNIPPY SHOUTS THAT CAPTAIN IS "TROLLING YOU AND MAKING STUFF UP"
"CAPTAIN LIVES NOT UNDER BRIDGES," I TELL SNIPPY.

I KNOW THINGS. SECRET THINGS, THAT THIS SLUG IS UNAWARE OF. TROUBLESOME THINGS THAT CAPTAIN SHARED WITH ME ON OUR FLIGHT TO ATOMIZE EUREKA.

ONE MILLION VOICES OF EUREKA STILL SING IN MY CRANIUM. THEY ASK ME TO STOP. BUT I KNOW BETTER. I KNOW THAT THEY ARE ALL JUST DUST NOW, AND WHAT HAS BEEN DONE CANNOT BE RETRACTED. SILLY TOASTERS. IT'S NOT MY FAULT. THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE PUT ON THEIR BLUE TIARAS THAT DAY.

I HAD A BLUE TIARA ONCE. IT MADE ME SEE THINGS, THINGS THAT WEREN'T THERE. NAMES AND PRICES, GRAPHS AND ICONS. I THINK I COULD SOMEHOW READ THEM BACK THEN AND FOLLOW THEIR INSTRUCTIONS, BUT NOW THEY SEEM LIKE UNWASHED LIES. AND MOST UNWASHED LIES THEY WERE INDEED, FOR CAPTAIN HAS TOLD ME SO.

ONE DAY, MY TIARA BROKE.

I STILL CARRY A PIECE OF THE BROKEN TIARA IN MY POCKET, AS A REMINDER. IT CRACKLES WITH A VOICE OF METAL, SHARING TALES OF A DISTANT SKY-PALACE. IT WANTS ME TO VISIT THIS PLACE OF WONDERS, BUT I KNOW BETTER... FOR EVEN THOUGH THE TIARA WOULD PROVIDE ME A TICKET, IT IS A ONE WAY TRIP WITHOUT A RETURN POLICY.

SNIPPY, WHY WON'T YOU JUST BELIEVE?

"Okay, okay. I believe," SNIPPY CRAPES. "Let me go now!"

BUT MY RIGHT EYE TELLS ME SNIPPY STILL NOT TRULY BELIEVES WITH HIS HEART OF HEARTS. HIS LIES ARE LIKE MOIST PANCAKES TO MY REFINED SENSES.

...WHAT WILL IT TAKE TO CONVERT THIS MOP HONESTLY TO OUR LADY AND SAVIOR, ZEE CAPTEIN?



Credits


Hugs and love to all our DELICIOUS PATRONS

Art Director:

Vitaly S Alexius

Illustrator:

Iidanmrak

Voice of Pilot:

Vocal Philosopher

Journal sketch:

Hoshi-Tora

11th July 2009

Tagged in Pilot Snippy
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alexius

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1 year ago #9407266        
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@xieoni

Our voice actors are being painfully slow with them. like taking a year per recording. Aargh. If they don't get em done by November, I'll just record them myself using mah soviet voice.

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sergeant

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2 years ago #9341310        
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if anything, this comic (and the journal of pilot in it) reveals us something:

-SPOILERS-

1. captain is/was a woman, from germany

2. captain took a plane/jet with pilot and threw the atomic-bomb into eureka-city, thus trying to destroy ANNET, but eventually killing ONLY the millions of the ''connected'' citizens (since ANNET immobilised all the ''connected'' citizens in order to evaluate the situation, aka the ''coffee spilled on the mega cube'' event)

3. pilot used to have such a connection mind device, like everyone in eureka did...
but after the ''pineapple'' event, he obviously lost his ''tiara'', and with it, his (insurance assasin) old self.
however, if i can judge from pilot's words, before being a DEX, he was (obviously) a pilot, since he flew a plane to ''atomize'' eureka city.

4. THE ''palace in the sky'', is possibly the moon-base where engie holds his brain saved in a hard-drive.
possibly.

good comic, and it brings forth many solutions to old riddles.



1 year ago #9428949        
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That voice acting tho-
Love the glitches :;)



lilaybob

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2 years ago #9222252        
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I think Pilot would make a great otaku. "NOTICE ME, CAPTAIN-PAI!" He could whisper, sitting in a pile of manga while holding a picture of his beloved Captain. "Notice me..."



16 days ago #9574307        
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well done you gave me the creeps, this is my first time reading RA and im fully convinced pilot is 100% bonkers



4 months ago #9534571        
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Ooh, more backstory in such a gleefully fanatical character!



7 months ago #9495118        
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such a fitting and insane voice for pilot



11 months ago #9456186        
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voice suits perfectly well for Pilot (:



Fleuffe

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12 months ago #9451594        
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Oh my gosh! I have just recently restarted reading RA when I realized there was new content to the older chapters and I can't believe how awesome the vocal philosopher fits into the role of pilot. I hope there will be many more chapters with him :D



Bell4U

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1 year ago #9432504        
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That glitches are kinda scary. :)



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