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ENTRY ___271




Getting atomized into dust was inconvenient. Truly, I wasn't much to begin with.



A meandering boob propped up by a memetic copy of my clothes, infused with a billion viruses written by Good Directorate copyright protection algorithms. Even now, these viruses illegally clung to the save Point System keeping me in some sort of data-limbo.



...What was I, really?
I was strings, waves, information, reflections of reflections, echoes of echoes,
living memories of a dead man named Charles Snippy...



I was a copy of his dreams, his desires trapped in the data-cloud...



...a resonance in the fractal machinery of the stars that held together the Universe.



Unlike my flesh-body that was constantly targeted by and plagued by vengeful apps,
I was connected to everything, able to examine my own depths, and thus I glimpsed her...



Annie, the fractal network that ran everything everywhere, sentient clockwork of information across existence,



perpetually expanding into herself, perpetually stretching into infinity.



A school of viruses flowed into each other, writhing, looping around me,
intertwined, hungry death, ready to exterminate everything in their path.

“Uhhh… 117?”

I thought to them.

“...Can we like re-spawn or something?”



The weaponized memetics resolved themselves into my Nekkomewtrix.



“You think this is a game?
Your juicy ass got vaporized out of space-time.
Zappo. No more Charles the human anchor.”




She spoke, casually floating on a set of pillows amidst the fractal starscape.
She was right. There was nothing left of my flesh.
No warmth, no heartbeat, no breath, only memories and thoughts.
This was a concerning development.

I anxiously searched the fractal info-space for anything to hold on to, anything at all that I could grab.
Across the vast ocean of information, I spotted a warm star that felt right.



I reached out towards it and my info-ghost hands passed right through it.



I focused on its connection to me, and suddenly, my hands wrapped around the avatar of my pet rock.



“Sup dawg?” The pet rock said. “Arent'cha dead or somethin? Pretty sure yous xploded.”

“Vector of information injection found. Petrock app, registered to Charles Snippy.”
Nekkomewtrix purred, flowing into the rock's data-cloud.

“eeEEEK HALP!” The pet rock buzzed. “I'm being memetically violated!”

And then, I was the rock itself, lodged in dry mud,
amidst broken blades of grass into which the explosion's blast had flung me.



I suddenly noted something of great value.
I was sitting in a living, organic ecosystem that extended all across the Moon's interiors.

“Enough games, let's devour the Moon.”

I set the Biomatrix in motion, releasing the viruses into the physical world from the pet rock app.
They immediately arrayed themselves into a broadcasting tree of flesh.



Yes, the Moon machines would pay dearly for the damage they've done to our precious Tour Guide jacket.
From the flesh-tree, the viruses spread across the field in an instant, via roots, flowers and blades of grass, consuming, infecting, interconnecting... liquid disgorging from the ground to form my personal angel of bloody vengeance as I had imagined her.



Air shimmered with electrical arcs as the ground warped and mountains shattered as we set to reformatting and shaping flesh under our command. In no time at all we had all organic life under our control, just as the Biomatrix had done to 116 other planets...



Forging a factory of flesh, our absolute dominion.



Within its safe walls it was time to wake up as the real me... as Charles.


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28th March 2019

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1 month ago #9813646        
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DEAR G-DIRECTORS! WE SAW HIS FACE!!!



DeltaZed

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2 months ago #9813510        
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we really out here eatin the moon n stuff



2 months ago #9812624        
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snippy is giving me gay panic



2 months ago #9812619        
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I would say all these characters are too op but no one can ever surpass Zee Captein!!! An all-encompassing AI that has control over everything? Nope, Zee Captein triumphs! An immortal man that has a pet virus so op it can copyright a hundred and sixteen planets into submission? Nope, tis but a minion of the grand Zee Captein! God? What god? Zee Captein is god ruler of all even if your mind is too simple to comprehend this.
All hail to her majesty Zee Captein!



27 days ago #9814955        
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9/10, not enough engie

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Brudifee

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1 month ago #9814273        
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I have found a bug where when I reload the page I post the same comment multiple times as a "deleted account" which I thought was a unoriginal user mocking me by copying my amazing comments. So I will be more careful with logging off from now on, because I don't want the mods to answer the same question multiple times as happened in this updated comments.



1 month ago #9813716        
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How long was his raspirator gone? How much time has passed? How could his body regrow a beard that fast?

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Snowley

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2 months ago #9813495        
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Stop praying for Snippy, he's become too powerful and ate the Moon



jackaboi

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2 months ago #9812645        
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me: ok hell yea new comic
also me: ok more music nice!
me once again: HOLY SHIT THIS MUSIC I CAN HEAR MY SOUL SING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH



16 hours ago #9816676        
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Just when I thought I'd never get caught up! Well, here I am, after days of heavy reading! And I've made an account!



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