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DEAR, DEAD, GIANT PYLON/CAT OVERLORDS,

I WAS MOST PERTURBED/DISTURBED/ANNOYED/JUXTAPOSED TO DISCOVER THAT OUR LOVELY UNIVERSE IS SHRINKING!

AS A CONSTITUENT OF THE UNIVERSE AND HIGHLY RESPECTABLE REPRESENTATIVE OF PLANET EARTH AND KING OF THE NATION OF CAPTANIA, I FIND THIS UNSUSTAINABLE DEVELOPMENT UNACCEPTABLE AND MUST INSIST THAT YOU TAKE ACTION TO RETURN THE UNIVERSE TO ITS RIGHTFUL SIZE OR AT LEAST PREVENT ANY FURTHER REDUCTIONS.

I KNOW, YOU THINK IT'S OKAY, THE UNIVERSE IS INFINITE, AND YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST IGNORE THIS ISSUE IN HOPES THAT IT WILL GO AWAY.

HOWEVER, ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS, THE END OF THE UNIVERSE IS INEVITABLE AND WE HAVE ONLY 60 CYCLES LEFT AT BEST, MAYBE 80 UNTIL OUR UNIVERSE CEASES TO EXIST ENTIRELY, ITS ENERGY PERMANENTLY SHIFTING INTO ANOTHER STATE OF EXISTENCE.

OH BEHALF OF THE PEOPLES OF CAPTANIA (POPULATION: 4) I APPEAL TO YOUR HYPER-GALACTIC-MIND TO CONSIDER MY CASE AND HAVE IT REVIEWED BEFORE THE END OF THE NEXT SOLAR CYCLE.

IF MY DEMANDS ARE NOT PROMPTLY MET, I MIGHT AS WELL DECLARE WAR ON THE CURRENT MORALITY OF THE UNIVERSE AND BELIEVE ME YOU DO NOT WISH TO CROSS CAPTANIA AND CONDUCT A DANCE WITH THE LIKES OF ME IN THE HIGHEST COURT OF THE UNIVERSE COMPENDIUM.


SINCERELY YOURS,
EMISSARY OF EARTH, ZEE CAPTEIN


P.S
AFTER EATING, DO AMPHIBIANS HAVE TO WAIT ONE HOUR BEFORE GETTING OUT OF THE WATER?


6th July 2010

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8 months ago #9400881        
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Captain is breaking the fourth wall o.o



2 years ago #9271775        
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Population 4 being Captain, Snippy, Pilot and Photoshop the puppy-worm? What happened to the Ferngullians? Did Captain forget to include them in his glorious nation?



6 days ago #9479253        
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yea ill stop it



14 days ago #9476824        
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If the world is shrinking, does that mean I still have to do my homework instead of SAVING THE WORLD?



Pepiot

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21 days ago #9474420        
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Ok Smokey



4 months ago #9436730        
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That last panel would make a good Uncle-Sam-type poster.



Griff

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5 months ago #9431786        
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HOW COME ZEE CAPTAIN ALWAYS WRITES IN CAPS?



10 months ago #9387769        
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Would Photoshop count in Captania's census? Or is Zee Captain referring to Engie?



alexius

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11 months ago #9367461        
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@Green-Goggles

SO HE CAN EMOTICATE BETTER!



12 months ago #9359569        
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I just realized... why the frick does Snippy have a pair of goggles above his other pair of goggles?



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