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DEAR, DEAD, GIANT PYLON/CAT OVERLORDS,

I WAS MOST PERTURBED/DISTURBED/ANNOYED/JUXTAPOSED TO DISCOVER THAT OUR LOVELY UNIVERSE IS SHRINKING!

AS A CONSTITUENT OF THE UNIVERSE AND HIGHLY RESPECTABLE REPRESENTATIVE OF PLANET EARTH AND QUEEN OF THE NATION OF CAPTANIA, I FIND THIS UNSUSTAINABLE DEVELOPMENT UNACCEPTABLE AND MUST INSIST THAT YOU TAKE ACTION TO RETURN THE UNIVERSE TO ITS RIGHTFUL SIZE OR AT LEAST PREVENT ANY FURTHER REDUCTIONS.

I KNOW, YOU THINK IT'S OKAY, THE UNIVERSE IS INFINITE, AND YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST IGNORE THIS ISSUE IN HOPES THAT IT WILL GO AWAY.

HOWEVER, ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS, THE END OF THE UNIVERSE IS INEVITABLE AND WE HAVE ONLY 60 CYCLES LEFT AT BEST, MAYBE 80 UNTIL OUR UNIVERSE CEASES TO EXIST ENTIRELY, ITS ENERGY PERMANENTLY SHIFTING INTO ANOTHER STATE OF EXISTENCE.

OH BEHALF OF THE PEOPLES OF CAPTANIA (POPULATION: 4) I APPEAL TO YOUR HYPER-GALACTIC-MIND TO CONSIDER MY CASE AND HAVE IT REVIEWED BEFORE THE END OF THE NEXT SOLAR CYCLE.

IF MY DEMANDS ARE NOT PROMPTLY MET, I MIGHT AS WELL DECLARE WAR ON THE CURRENT MORALITY OF THE UNIVERSE AND BELIEVE ME YOU DO NOT WISH TO CROSS CAPTANIA AND CONDUCT A DANCE WITH THE LIKES OF ME IN THE HIGHEST COURT OF THE UNIVERSE COMPENDIUM.


SINCERELY YOURS,
EMISSARY OF EARTH, ZEE CAPTEIN


P.S
AFTER EATING, DO AMPHIBIANS HAVE TO WAIT ONE HOUR BEFORE GETTING OUT OF THE WATER?


6th July 2010

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1 year ago #9400881        
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Captain is breaking the fourth wall o.o



2 years ago #9271775        
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Population 4 being Captain, Snippy, Pilot and Photoshop the puppy-worm? What happened to the Ferngullians? Did Captain forget to include them in his glorious nation?



Hasrax

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3 months ago #9530606        
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Zee Captain Brakes The 4th Wall..



6 months ago #9489860        
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No amphibians do not have to wait, but if you put them in a pot of water and slowly raise the temperature to boiling they will try to adjust to the temperature rather than leave and then boil alive. Also if turkeys look up while it is raining they can drown.



7 months ago #9479253        
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yea ill stop it



8 months ago #9476824        
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If the world is shrinking, does that mean I still have to do my homework instead of SAVING THE WORLD?



Pepiot

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8 months ago #9474420        
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Ok Smokey



12 months ago #9436730        
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That last panel would make a good Uncle-Sam-type poster.



Griff

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1 year ago #9431786        
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HOW COME ZEE CAPTAIN ALWAYS WRITES IN CAPS?



1 year ago #9387769        
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Would Photoshop count in Captania's census? Or is Zee Captain referring to Engie?



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