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DEAR, DEAD, GIANT PYLON/CAT OVERLORDS,

I WAS MOST PERTURBED/DISTURBED/ANNOYED/JUXTAPOSED TO DISCOVER THAT OUR LOVELY UNIVERSE IS SHRINKING!

AS A CONSTITUENT OF THE UNIVERSE AND HIGHLY RESPECTABLE REPRESENTATIVE OF PLANET EARTH AND KING OF THE NATION OF CAPTANIA, I FIND THIS UNSUSTAINABLE DEVELOPMENT UNACCEPTABLE AND MUST INSIST THAT YOU TAKE ACTION TO RETURN THE UNIVERSE TO ITS RIGHTFUL SIZE OR AT LEAST PREVENT ANY FURTHER REDUCTIONS.

I KNOW, YOU THINK IT'S OKAY, THE UNIVERSE IS INFINITE, AND YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST IGNORE THIS ISSUE IN HOPES THAT IT WILL GO AWAY.

HOWEVER, ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS, THE END OF THE UNIVERSE IS INEVITABLE AND WE HAVE ONLY 60 CYCLES LEFT AT BEST, MAYBE 80 UNTIL OUR UNIVERSE CEASES TO EXIST ENTIRELY, ITS ENERGY PERMANENTLY SHIFTING INTO ANOTHER STATE OF EXISTENCE.

OH BEHALF OF THE PEOPLES OF CAPTANIA (POPULATION: 4) I APPEAL TO YOUR HYPER-GALACTIC-MIND TO CONSIDER MY CASE AND HAVE IT REVIEWED BEFORE THE END OF THE NEXT SOLAR CYCLE.

IF MY DEMANDS ARE NOT PROMPTLY MET, I MIGHT AS WELL DECLARE WAR ON THE CURRENT MORALITY OF THE UNIVERSE AND BELIEVE ME YOU DO NOT WISH TO CROSS CAPTANIA AND CONDUCT A DANCE WITH THE LIKES OF ME IN THE HIGHEST COURT OF THE UNIVERSE COMPENDIUM.


SINCERELY YOURS,
EMISSARY OF EARTH, ZEE CAPTEIN


P.S
AFTER EATING, DO AMPHIBIANS HAVE TO WAIT ONE HOUR BEFORE GETTING OUT OF THE WATER?

6th July 2010
 


111 Comments:
 
Tuna

25 F
15 days ago #9222903        

Population 4: Ze Captain, Pilot, Snippy, and Puppy :3



2 months ago #9172961        

According to the latest scientific research, the universe is still expanding. So no worries, Cap; you're free to experiment with new ways to make Mr. Snippy spontaneously combust for your amusement. :D



11 months ago #8969074        

Captania population 4? But there are only currently 3 of them. hmm



1 year ago #8907386        

I think the captein just wanted to soud like deadpool... you know, 'cause they're both awesome.



Takeshi

24 M
1 year ago #8855373        

Is Zee Captein breaking the 4th wall or merely speaking to others in his mind, well, who knows, I think the author left it open to the audience cause either way Captein can do what he wishes lolz



2 years ago #8710602        

He knows 0.0



2 years ago #8702913        

Captain called me sexy ^0^



2 years ago #8685688        

I like to imagine that Mr. Snippy manually moves the top part of his goggles to indicate when he's angry. >:[





O
2 years ago #8675751        

I support you captain but how did he figure out that we were watching o.o??





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2 years ago #8670256        

The fourth wall. He just...stoned it with cinderblocks and left it broken and bleeding in a corner.



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