I found myself in a peculiar situation, in which I was the cottage and also a small human meatsicle standing inside of myself, conversing with a catgirl avatar of a tetravirus memetic that also lived deep inside my brain.
I wasn't sure whether to be disturbed or annoyed with this development.
Church-captain and I were walking to our mysterious destination. I admired the strange, alien landscape before me.
The ground sloped downwards and sideways in irregular patterns, numerous waterfalls cascading from broken cliffs. A ginormous piece of rock lay on the ground, as if fallen from somewhere far overhead.
I stared at the huge rock and immediately got tangled up with the unwholesome amount of house-legs, slipping on wet, mossy ground.
Falling off a cliff as both the house and a human got me twice the amount of hurt.
“I totally meant to do that”
I righted myself upwards, sliding on wet rocks.
“Just give me the leg control, I’m great at driving giant spiders.”
Nekomewtrix glared at me, as dust and debris rained from the ceiling.
I switched my flesh-eyes to x-ray vision and stared right through her, at her pulsating insides of stolen flesh and harvested bone.
It made me feel marginally nostalgic.
“No! I can totally do this.” I frowned, suddenly noticing some sort of a bright light behind her in the window. “Uhhh ...what is that?” I spoke, switching to my outside flower stalk-eyes.
Outside, a humongous, twisted metal egg was casually floating in front of us.
“Oi, I’m walkin here!”
I scolded the floating egg-thing.
In response, the egg suddenly unlocked, opening up with thousands of jaggedy petal-like shards. The shards levitated in the air, connected by electromagnetic currents. The egg’s interior shell emanated with power as it judged us with its single blue eye.
“Hmmmm… an itsy bitsy cottage went out for a walk”
It eerily sung with a twisted voice of Alexander Gromov across streaks of lightning and metal shards.
I rapidly retreated from the window, bumping into Nekomewtrix.
“...Down came a neutron beam and cleansed the cottage out!”
The jagged machine stated, forming a series of intertwined, levitating, metal rings.
...and then both of me and the Nekkomatrix exploded, shredded by neutron radiation into dust.