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...ARe wE ThErE YeT? i WUnDeR HoW MaH BoDy’s dOiNg...




[ GOOD DIRECTOR'S DEATH DETECTED. LUNAR BACKUP SYSTEM ACTIVATED. ]



[ INITIATING BACKUP PRINTING PROTOCOL FOR DIRECTOR HATCHENSON. ]



[ WELCOME TO THE MOON, DIRECTOR HATCHENSON! ]

[ PLEASE ENJOY YOUR RENEWED EXISTENCE 2.0, YOUR RESIDENCE WILL BE... ]

[ SYSTEM ERROR: CORRUPT SAVE FILE. HEAD NOT FOUND. ]

[ WHAT? WHERE'S HIS HEAD? WHAT HAPPENED? ]



[ I DUNNO. MAYBE HE NEVER HAD ONE? ]

[ NO, I'M SURE HE HAD ONE. FIRST I MISS GREETING DR GROMOV'S BACKUP AND NOW THIS. ]

[ CHECK THE LAST NON-CORRUPT SAVE POINT FILE TO SEE WHERE IT WENT? ]

[ HANG ON, LET ME OPEN THE UNIVERSE'S LOG. ]

[ ALRIGHT, TAKE YOUR TIME. ]

[ HERE WE GO! DETECTIVE CHRISTOPHORUS HATCHENSON'S LAST NON-CORRUPT LOG... ]



[ THE DATA WAS D̹̣̤̘̰̹̟̈ͤͧI͉̱̹̤ͣͤ̃͠͠S̷͍͚̙̖̑̈́͋̒̈́̃͘͠P̟̬̬̲͙̪̤̟̑̈̒͢͞_̹̗͖̺̀̔̌͝_̴̨̧̤͚̙̗͔ͥ̓̊͒C̹̦͈̬̫͕͔̅̔̿ͤ̇̚_̞͕͖̍͆͑̋̅̈́Ḑ͔̞͆̀̕ ̴̔͟ BY A TEMPORAL, PINEAPPLE-FLAVORED EXPLOSION! ]



[ THAT'S WHY I DON'T HAVE IT! DON'T STICK YOUR HEADS INTO TEMPORAL EXPLOSIONS. ]

[ THE SYSTEM ERROR DESYNCHRONIZED HIS HEAD FROM SPACE-TIME SAVE-POINT ALGORITHM. ]

[ CLEARLY, THIS HEAD DISCONNECTION ISSUE AIN'T MY PROBLEM. I JUST PRINT THEM WHEN THEY DIE. ]



[ ...WELL THIS IS AWKWARD. ]



[ REMAIN CALM, DIRECTOR! YOUR HEAD WILL ARRIVE VIA... ERM... COURIER. ]





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12th July 2018

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2 months ago #9778263        
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Create a temporary head with the use of those building blocks! It would be nice to at least have some form of face for now (even a blocky one), wouldn't it?

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2 months ago #9778512        
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At least he isn't gonna be able to get a bad haircut.



2 months ago #9778586        
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He should look into a mirror with some type of extravagant head fashions and admire himself. And the robot peoples should be confused



2 months ago #9778498        
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Have you tried turning it OFF then ON again?



2 months ago #9778481        
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Construct a most elaborate statue of Zee Captain. The Space Wizard should be able to solve your dilemma. Zee always does.



2 months ago #9778461        
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Get a political science degree, become a career politician. They do just fine without a brain.



xGugulu

19 M
2 months ago #9778266        
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Do a barrel Roll!



2 months ago #9779027        
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Construct some more fruit and reach in and pull out the new head. I've heard apples are better than the piney ones. Watermelons are big and round such as heads and also have red inside maybe that might work, if you peel grapes they are nice and gooey and sticky definitely a great replacement for eyes. Do you know pumpkins are fruit too and make spoopy Halloween decorations as a very mad head with light within. Oh how beautiful it is in the customisation menu maybe if we try a randomize features we can have a beautiful face such as it is within glorious character creation with disfigurement being desired among the masses as who wants to be like everyone else?



Brudifee

17 M
2 months ago #9778369        
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You should make him reject his head, because a head means hair and hair means haircuts, so without his head, Pilot would never have to go to the hairdresser ever again!! It makes sense if you make Pilot fokus on this point of pros and cons of having a head. He never has to see Pinapples again, but neither can he see Captain nor yell at Snippy again. He also couldn't draw or dance that well without eyes or ears, so I'd like to see him try in this state. Maybe he tells himself that, since he can move without his head, he is an ascended beeing and the head would be a downgrade. I mean if you look at from another point of few, we now have body-Pilot and head-Pilot, which more or less makes two Pilots! If you only think about there beeing two Pilots, it would make sence in leaving it that way.




2 months ago #9778357        
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Bring TV-head back!



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