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“WELCOME CCN VIEWERS!”

the house’s voice reverberated all around me.





“TODAY’S VICTIM IS CHARLES SNIPPY, A TRESPASSER FROM EARTH!
ACCORDING TO HIS DATA TAG, HE IS A QUESTIONABLE USER,”

the house continued.

“DO YOU KNOW WHAT’S SPECIAL ABOUT QUESTIONABLE USERS, DEAR WATCHERS?”


Watchers? Was this being recorded? I glimpsed a camera on the wall as I was dragged along.




“QUESTIONABLE USERS DON’T HAVE MOON CITIZENSHIP! THEY ARE ILLEGALS… THEY MUST BE PURGED FROM THE LUNAR PROPERTY IN ACCORDANCE WITH LUNAR IMMIGRATION POLICY! NOT ONLY THAT, BUT ACCORDING TO HIS PINS, THIS ILLEGAL HAS COMMITTED MANY EARTH-CRIMES OF JAYWALKING,
WHICH CALL FOR IMMEDIATE LIQUIDATION OF ORGANS!
AND I, LA MACABRE, SHALL CARRY OUT THIS DUTY!”


La Macabre? That’s so cliché! I thought. The cables dragged me deeper into the house, into a kitchen.



“WELCOME TO THE MURDER KITCHEN, EVIL JAYWALKER!
NOW, LET’S HAVE SOME FUN!”




The cables around my legs loosened. What did the house want from me?

Aside from a mound of bones scattered all over the floor, the kitchen didn’t seem very murderous.
There were smashed appliances and drones littered about, and they started to fling themselves at me when I got close.
A small, plastic mixer bounced off my knee, whirring furiously, and the silverware drawer spat bent knives, twisted spoons and mangled forks at me.



“FIGHT FOR YOUR LIFE, CRIMINAL SCUM!”

La Macabre hollered.







Credits


Hugs and love to all our DELICIOUS PATRONS

Art Director:

Vitaly S Alexius

Studio Cat:

Nikkita

Story Editor:

Kaitlin Gossett

Journal assistant artists:

Mabi

Music by:

Oggy B

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http://romanticallyapocalyptic.com/archives




6th September 2017

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5 days ago #9690495        
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Cooking time with house!



6 days ago #9690237        
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One of the reasons I fell in love with RA is the imagery. The beautiful, vibrant, spatial, epic scenes. They are powerful and awe inspiring. And, while I do welcome some degree of animation, I think you are now using a bit too much of them. I started reading from the beginning and I miss the still images from the first two episodes. As far as my eye is concerned, they ( animations ) chip away from the silence and stillness of a nuclear wasteland. And even leave a bit less to the imagination.

Maybe have two versions of the comic, one with the animations and a "old school" one...?

No, I will not stop reading RA :)

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13 days ago #9687951        
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The music fits amazingly well!



Fedykil

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Why this comics is so popular in Russia? Even one of the first language for translation on Webtoon is Russian!



6 days ago #9690158        
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Hold on. I just received a message from Indiegogo. The perks were supposed to be received one year ago?!

I ordered the "ARTEFACT ALLIANCE" perk and have not received anything yet...

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ara603

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13 days ago #9687980        
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Уииии!



jackaboi

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13 days ago #9687943        
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a lot more animations. nice.



jackaboi

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13 days ago #9687942        
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do they not see zee captein?



jackaboi

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13 days ago #9687941        
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what is with da houses?



15 days ago #9687261        
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Why does the date say it came out on 6th September? I'm pretty sure this is pretty new?

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