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ENTRY ___253





“YOU’RE A QUESTIONABLE USER!”

the cottage bellowed down at me. It reminded me of a Salvador Dali painting, standing absurdly tall on spindly legs made out of twisted, rusty sewer pipes. Out of all the things to discover inside the moon, I never expected being accosted by a two-and-a-half storey, lime-coloured, walking cottage.

What did it want with me? I remembered all the “crime pins” tagging me as a Questionable, Untrustworthy User. They caused everything in ANNET’s sentient world to hate me. Captain had explained the pins to me; maybe zee knew how to get out of this.



“What do we do?”

I asked. My voice cracked as the house raised one of its long, pointy legs over me.



“HOWSABOOOT SOME REFRESHMENTS FROM ZEE HOSPITABLE MOBILE ABODE THERE?”

Captain suggested, pointing at the cottage.

Where’s your mug? I wondered, but only briefly, because the pointy leg suddenly slammed down.



I ducked to the side and the metal leg whistled by my ear, stabbing deep into the ground.



I tried to explain the danger to Captain, but all I managed to yelp through the haze of terror was

“STABBING HOUSE!”



Captain didn’t seem bothered by my panicked announcement.

“ZEE FRIDGERATOR IS IN THE KITCHEN, SNIPSTERS. START BY LOOKING THERE.”

Zee clapped me on the back, shoving me towards the cottage.



“I thought we were friends!”

I protested, but Captain didn’t respond.

“TOO FAST TO STAB, EH?”

the cottage said ominously. Long power cables began to spill from its windows, writhing like tentacles.



“LET’S SEE YOU ESCAPE THESE!”

I started to run, but the cables wrapped tight around my body



and dragged me in through the window kicking and screaming..




Credits


Hugs and love to all our DELICIOUS PATRONS

Art Director:

Vitaly S Alexius

Studio Cat:

Nikkita

Story Editor:

Kaitlin Gossett

Journal assistant artists:

Mabi & AnuPatten

Music by:

Oggy B

21st July 2017

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23 days ago #9663851        
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I like this method of text compared to the wall of texts from before.

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27 days ago #9662277        
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This is the part where he kills you...

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29 days ago #9661770        
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Ooh, the fridge... I know what's in there... What a refreshing surprise! Delicious flash-frozen director!

(Also, by the by, the link currently says to "create an accout" not to "create an account".)

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26 days ago #9662927        
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Reminds me of the Baba Yaga's house that walks around on two chicken feet!

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Vashanaly

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28 days ago #9661966        
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Really loving the music so far! Is there a place I can find a playlist of all the songs so far?

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29 days ago #9661436        
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Lit, pretty cool chapter keep up the awesome work :)

What a mean spooder house trying to turn poor snippy into a kabob

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Clone

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What happened to Stalky?

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Snowley

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5 days ago #9669915        
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Somehow those walking houses are the most terryfying things up to this point. Maybe that's because of the Baba Jaga *traumatic childhood flashbacks*



Vashanaly

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9 days ago #9668481        
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So I got my one year badge (also my first badge besides gold supporter), and because of my habit of pressing random buttons I smelted it. No clue what florins are, and kinda wanted that badge. Any help?

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25 days ago #9663096        
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First time I've noticed this. For some reason some of the text in Angry Red (like the angry house yelling, the "Entry 253" at the top or "Credits" at the bottom) aren't showing up on Firefox version 54.0.1.. They just show as black on black. If you highlight the text it shows white on white. You have to copy and paste it into plain text to see what it says.

Looking at the HTML, it says it should be 'style="color:springgreen' for the house talking.... However, it is only the first line of “YOU’RE A QUESTIONABLE USER!” that shows up in green on either browser.

On chrome all those lines show as the same red color, even though the house's lines are coded as springgreen . The Entry and Credits are listed as <h1> but no color in the HTML

I hope this helps you understand what I mean. IF not, I can email a screenshot

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