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LOOK I CAN SEE OUR HOUSE FROM UP HERE! IT LOOKS SO HOMEEE-LEEY!

We don't have a home as we pretty much roam from one abandoned complex to another.


LOOK, SNIPPY, EVERYTHING THE LIGHT TOUCHES IS CAPTAINIA!

What about all the dark holes and underground bunkers?

THOSE PLACES ARE BEYOND OUR BORDERS. YOU MUST NEVER VISIT THE NIGHTCLUBS THERE, BECAUSE THEY SHAN'T ACCEPT YOUR ID. YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH EYES TO ENTER THEMS.

I wasn't planning on going there, but now you mention it, I'm pretty sure they're all ground-worm hives anyway.

NO. YOU'LL BE STAYING IN THE MOBILE HOME WITH PILOT AND ME.

What is it with you and tiny houses? Can't we just sleep in any room?

AH, THERE IS A SIMPLE EXPLANATION FOR SUCH: BIG BUILDINGS AND PRIVATE SPACES HOUSE BIG, QUESTIONABLE THINGS. PERSONALLY, I WOULD RATHER HAVE A CHESS MATCH WITH A DUCK-SIZED QUESTIONABLE THING THAN A HORSE-SIZED ONE.

I see.


AFTER ALL, HORSE-SIZED QUESTIONABLE THINGS TEND TO BREAK EVERYTHING DUE TO THE DISPROPORTIONAL SIZE OF THEIR ATTITUDE.

Right.

IT APPEARS ON THEIR EMPLOYMENT RECORD FOR ALL TO SEE.

How can anything have an employment record? There are no records left! The system is long dead and buried in the ruins of human civilization.

JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN'T SEE IT, DOESN'T MEAN IT'S NOT THERE. YOU JUST NEED TO SQUINT SEVEN TIMES HARDER AND YOU TOO CAN EVALUATE THE TRUE STATUS OF ALL THE THINGS!

Squinting at things doesn't turn your imagination into reality.

OH, BUT OF COURSE IT DOES. YOU JUST NEED TO BELIEVE, SNIPPY, AND ANYTHING CAN BE POSSIBLE! EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE AT THE SAME TIME!

Wishing for something doesn't make it so.

CAN YOU BE SURE OF THAT? THE PEOPLES OF PRE-CAPTAINIA ALSO THOUGHT AS YOU DO, BUT THEN ALL OF THEIR WISHES SUDDENLY CAME TRUE, ALL AT ONCE.

I don't think their wishes came true.

THEY WERE SO OVERWHELMED WITH THE BURDEN OF SUCH POWERS AND RESPONSIBILITY THEY ALL WENT ON A PERMANENT VACATION.

Riiiiiiight. A magical genie killed everyone, because someone wished for world peace?

WARM, MISTER SNIPPY, YOU'RE LEARNING WELL.


30th June 2010

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alexius

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2 years ago #9327138        
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@thRevanchist

Not very long, because the Directorate Virus from snippy's jacket has clogged all of its processors by replicating over and over. It's pretty much broken at this point and unable to recognize that Snippy is gone.




4 months ago #9509580        
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DID........captain.......kill them?



4 months ago #9509578        
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NUKE!!!!



Pepiot

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8 months ago #9474155        
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Nice Lion King reference lol



12 months ago #9436701        
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Maybe Steve wished for world peace and when she blew out the candle the wish came true! :)



Snowley

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1 year ago #9433456        
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tiny typo: ALSO THOUGH AS YOU DO - also thought as you do



Znipster

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1 year ago #9432967        
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Snippy it is all your fault! You should have left that wishing well alone.



Griff

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1 year ago #9431741        
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After that robot relized his mistake he be like "oh, shi-" BOOOM!



Oblivia

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1 year ago #9417839        
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OOPS



2 years ago #9359545        
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This comic makes me laugh so frggin' hard!



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