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: PINEAPPLE SURPRISE STORAGE CAN :
G-DIR NUMBER 43-25-27

The questionable User tried to open me up, but he could not.
He tried everything ranging from a screwdriver, to a golf club, to throwing me off the top floor of a hotel.
He even tried grinding my top against the concrete pavement for nearly an hour.
His attempts would be for naught, for my surface was reinforced with nano-graphite fibers.

It was a rather unfortunate situation. All he had to do was issue the "SURPRISE ME!" command to me and my surprising interior would be revealed to him.
Swearing at me and calling me names was also not the appropriate command.

He was unable to read my usage label, as the label was made from version 24.4 G-Dir plastics and had mostly degraded away and I was unable to tell him what to do, because his status was [ highly questionable ] and also I didn't want to ruin the Surprise.

I tried to pass hints to the questionable User's pet rock, but the rock was extremely uncooperative and ignored them.
Likely, the questionable User forgot to provide the pet rock with necessary "friendship/love" as per instructions.

This is exactly what happens to Users who fail to follow instructions.

Oh look, he's got a gun now. This will surely end poorly, depending on the ricochet angle.
Personally, I am quite surprised that this User still has all of his organs and appendages intact.





Credits


Hugs and love to all our DELICIOUS PATRONS

Art Director:

Vitaly S Alexius

Models:

Christin Twomey, Kimone Berwise & Chico

Studio Assistant:

Chico

Audio by:

iVoice.

22nd September 2015

Tagged in Pet Rock Pilot Pineapple Can Snippy Mug
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alexius

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3 years ago #9413708        
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@Panchop64

nope, just delayed till November 10th as we are doing too many comicons.
There's no cons in nov, dec, jan, feb so we'll post lots of issues then!

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alexius

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3 years ago #9422085        
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@homicidalhoney

our studio is in a horrible disarray due to moving, so expect a couple more days of delay till next episode.

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3 years ago #9408248        
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I have come to the conclusion:
Either Engie or Annie was stupid enough to animate a fucking can.
A FUCKING CAN.
OF PINAPPLES.
ITS A FUCKING CAN, OF FOOD.
I BET EITHER OF THEM DIDNT THINK ABOUT THAT IDEA.
EITHER WAS PROBABLY LIKE:
"Let's make a fucking can talk and only be opened by a command!"
"Yea! So it's impossible for an Unconnectable to open it when the apocalypse strikes!"

Oh wait it was for Connectables.

It's still an idiotic idea though.

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3 years ago #9422586        
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WHILE WE ALL AGONISE FOR THE DELAY, HAVE A CHIBI SNIPPY DONE BY THE TUMBLR ARTIST noelblanc:
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3 years ago #9415586        
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Looks like Snippy's luck has hit rock bottom.



Draxen01

18 M
3 years ago #9408203        
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Poor Snippy. Should have treated his pet rock better.



alexius

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3 years ago #9437742        
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@Bivshtex007

which frame do you desire as wallpaper? I can put it up tomorrow for ya.

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3 years ago #9417411        
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13 days. 13 days.



3 years ago #9413182        
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Is this ded? :c



IOE

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3 years ago #9409055        
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Raft continuity?

Is pineapple surprise full of springy snakes?

How is Zee Captain's cocktail of radioactive delights?

All will be answered next week on Looost iiin Spaaaaace!



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