"Look here, you have an important position as at the Insurance Agency as a Director. After your body is replaced per G-warranty claim, I am taking you to your new office."
"BUT MY NECK IS ITCHY AND ONLY A GOOD TRIP CAN CURES SUCH ITCH AS MY CAPTAIN SAYS!"
"Mr Hatchenson,
We do not question the G-System orders!"
"SOMETIMES WE DOOOO.... EHEHEHEEH"
"What did you do? Why is the Dex Repair center on fire?"
"I ORDERED A DROP OF ANTI-MATTER FROM G-BAY EXPRESS-POST TO THE REPAIR CENTER.
THEIR OFFICES ARE NOW PANCAKES!
NOW CAN WE GO ON VACATION?"
"What? How?"
"MY COUSIN WORKS IN UPS. HE'S VERY GOOD AT FOLLOWING INSTRUCTIONS. I ONCE HAD HIM DELIVER A PACKAGE INTO A WHALE!"
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Pilot, you're an idiot.