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ENTRY ___214


Let me tell you a story G:
"...Everybody died. The End."

G: [ THAT STORY LACKS THE FLAVOR OF DEPTH ]

What else do you need to know G? The drama of life is endless torment, like trying to shove a European plug into an American electrical wall socket. At best it doesn't work, and if you're persistent enough you first get electrocuted and then the whole building burns down.

Everything is horrible, always and forever.
Is it my fault? Did I not do enough or do I simply have to wake up when things are at their worst?
Sometimes I dream about letting the Universe collapse in on itself.

I tire of propping it up and holding the world on my shoulders.
Atlas... I think the ancient Greeks called me that long ago. After that, I believe it was "Seraphim".
And now I am... a MUG.

G keeps buzzing around me like an annoying, whiny mosquito offering me charts, probabilities and options of correction. I try my best to ignore it and try to focus on doing whatever it is I'm supposed to do.
Right, find corpse of Christophorus Hatchenson. Make it not a corpse.

Yes, G, I know he's a DEX. I know all that there is to know about the foursome troupe of doomsday. The four horsemen of the apocalypse. The harbingers of... making things not work anymore like they should.

G: [ I DETECT NO HORSES PRESENT ON THE PLANET SURFACE ]

It's a metaphor G. A metaphor for the endless ineptitude I have to deal with.

G: [ HERE IS A SMILEY FACE TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER :) ]


I will put it in my very special.... "I don't give a damn" folder.

G: [ WHY NOT GIVE BACK A SMILE. ]


If you might have noticed, G, my face is not currently installed. Also, I am not growing a face just to smile all day at you. Also, I have just deleted my "emoticons" recognition folder just so that your attempts at them won't load on my end.

G: [ HAVE A HUG ]


Thank you... I will treasure this hug Fooooorever.

G: [ EXCESSIVE SARCASM DETECTED ]


Why not be actually useful for once and detect Mr Christophorus for me, G?

G: [ LOCATING DEX-M UNIT 966912. TURN RIGHT IN 200 METERS AT THE BROKEN TRAFFIC LIGHT. ]



Credits


Hugs and love to all our DELICIOUS PATRONS

Art Director:

Vitaly S Alexius

Illustrators:

Detkef
Andrey F

21st February 2015

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2 years ago #9480587        
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Ok, I've decided that I like the Corrector. Even if it might be planning to kill of the group if it gets an excuse.



3 years ago #9368909        
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<< THERE'S ALSO THE MUG, BUT SHE'S A TOUGH ONE TO GET INTO ACTION, ALTHOUGH I EXPECT FOR HER ATTITUDE TO CRACK SOON. AFTER ALL, EVENTS ARE ALWAYS BEING ALTERED, DRAGGED SIDEWAYS AND NOT BEING TO HER STANDARDS. WHEN ENGIE-MON'S PSYCHIC POWERS COME INTO FRUITION, SHE'LL DEFINITELY ACT. BUT THAT'S IN THE NEXT CHAPTER AND I'M GOING OVERHEAD OF MYSELF. >>

http://romanticallyapocalyptic.com/170

I love finding little things like this one :D :D



7 months ago #9636272        
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I have a product question



3 years ago #9356535        
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Grr Twitter didn't update to tell me this was up...



Yubbi

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3 years ago #9352064        
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Hehe, pilot has a69 in his name

Turn right at the broken traffic light?
But traffic lights are always getting up and moving around
That's nearly useless G



3 years ago #9342110        
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@sergeant Mmm, sure, I don't mind, I just gotta figure it out first.
Yeah, I have facebook, it's Anna Arapoglou. I've got DA too.



sergeant

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3 years ago #9341313        
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@TheForman :
hello forman!

i have also been here for more than a year, and i dont have the ''red 1'' badge. all i got was a pink ribbon badge, so your badge has to be the OLD one.

also to trade badges, i asked a user, and he told me(i quote him):
''By trade I mean ask other members if they will give you their +1 badge.''

can i have that badge?
i will totally give you my other badge in return.
or perhaps you can copy and send me your ''old 1'' badge.

i dont exactly know how this works.

nice 2 meet you, reply back!

PS: got a FB/mail?



3 years ago #9336692        
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@sergeant I've been here for over a year, that's why. And...Can we do that (trading or copying)?



sergeant

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3 years ago #9336354        
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@TheForman:

how did you got the ''red 1'' badge? wanna trade me the badge, (or a copy of the badge?)

hmmm




Drewdler

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3 years ago #9334777        
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Yay Mug x3



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