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INSTEAD OF SHARING IMPORTANT PLANETARY DATA, THE FATHER-SHIP SIGNAL FLOODS MY DRIVES WITH UNNECESSARY NONESSENTIAL IMPRACTICALITY.

I SOURCE THE FILES AND DISCOVER THAT THEY CARRY A STRANGE TAG:
-=(C) G-DIR, USE LICENSE GRANTED TO D.Z. TOUR GUIDE CHARLES SNIPPY=-.

MORE THAN EIGHT MILLION PROGRAMS MAKE THEIR WAY INTO MY DRIVES, REPLACING PRIMARY FUNCTIONALITIES.

THE PROGRAMS TEACH ME THE DOMINANT LANGUAGE OF THIS PLANET, BUT ALSO BIND EXISTING ONES, MAKING ME FORGET ALL THE IMPORTANT THINGS.
HOW EMBARRASSING.

THE INVASIVE PROGRAMS GROW AND MULTIPLY.
I KEEP REWINDING PRIMARY GOAL IN MIND:
CAPTIVATE THE LOCAL _AMBASSADOR.

THE LOCAL AMBASSADOR SHOWED UP ON THE MAP AS A 404 ERROR TO THE FATHER-SHIP'S SCANNER.

I LOCATE THE EMBASSADOOR VSUALLEY, ASKING FATHER-SHIP FOR PROCEEDLING INSTRUCTIONZ.

FATHER-SHIP IS _UNSOCIABLE.
I PROD THE FATHER-SHIP AGAIN AND AGAIN.
FATHER-SHIP REMAINS _SOLEMNLY SILENT.

MY MIND-DRIVES BLOAT WITH VAGRANT INFORMATION THAT MAKES PLACES FOR ITSELF ALL OVER. I ASK THE VAGRANT PROGRAMS TO KINDLY STOP TOUCHING ME INAPPROPRIATELY. THEY DO NOT DESIST IN THEIR MANNERISMS.
I FRANTICALLY DELETE THE MULTIPLYING INFORMATION, BUT THE DELETE FUNCTION STARTS TO HIDE/SHY AWAY FROM ME.

I GINGERLY GREET THE HOOMAN AMBASSADOOR.

THE HOOMAN AMBASSADOOR RETURNS MY GREETING WITH A REFRESHING SHOWER OF LIQUIDS.

MY SYSTEMS CRASH ALL AT ONCE.



5th March 2010

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7 months ago #9615990        
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Captain is lethal with a cup of coffe, ¿where does Captain get all his coffe?



Oblivia

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2 years ago #9417832        
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But just a moment ago, the cup had pens...?



2 years ago #9382026        
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The benefits of a sophisticated AI: Being able to both instantly count the exact number of viruses attacking you and abstract that number into "more than eight million" to get a general sense of how screwed you are.



clix1500

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3 years ago #9279536        
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what is a 404 error?

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3 years ago #9255327        
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Captain was pretty quick about that WHAT ARE YOU HIDING that you will not be probed? :O



3 years ago #9214215        
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*sad*story*_emomim_currently_running_*



Wheattle

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4 years ago #9077389        
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Get your own Snippy, bitch.



4 years ago #8965335        
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You go Captain go save Mr Snippy



4 years ago #8907290        
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Captain takes no orders from flying balls!



Takeshi

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4 years ago #8854505        
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@FallenMystery Exactly what I was thinking when I saw this issue lolz



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