INSTEAD OF SHARING IMPORTANT PLANETARY DATA, THE FATHER-SHIP SIGNAL FLOODS MY DRIVES WITH UNNECESSARY NONESSENTIAL IMPRACTICALITY.
I SOURCE THE FILES AND DISCOVER THAT THEY CARRY A STRANGE TAG:
-=(C) G-DIR, USE LICENSE GRANTED TO D.Z. TOUR GUIDE CHARLES SNIPPY=-.
MORE THAN EIGHT MILLION PROGRAMS MAKE THEIR WAY INTO MY DRIVES, REPLACING PRIMARY FUNCTIONALITIES.
THE PROGRAMS TEACH ME THE DOMINANT LANGUAGE OF THIS PLANET, BUT ALSO BIND EXISTING ONES, MAKING ME FORGET ALL THE IMPORTANT THINGS.
HOW EMBARRASSING.
THE INVASIVE PROGRAMS GROW AND MULTIPLY.
I KEEP REWINDING PRIMARY GOAL IN MIND:
CAPTIVATE THE LOCAL _AMBASSADOR.
THE LOCAL AMBASSADOR SHOWED UP ON THE MAP AS A 404 ERROR TO THE FATHER-SHIP'S SCANNER.
I LOCATE THE EMBASSADOOR VSUALLEY, ASKING FATHER-SHIP FOR PROCEEDLING INSTRUCTIONZ.
FATHER-SHIP IS _UNSOCIABLE.
I PROD THE FATHER-SHIP AGAIN AND AGAIN.
FATHER-SHIP REMAINS _SOLEMNLY SILENT.
MY MIND-DRIVES BLOAT WITH VAGRANT INFORMATION THAT MAKES PLACES FOR ITSELF ALL OVER. I ASK THE VAGRANT PROGRAMS TO KINDLY STOP TOUCHING ME INAPPROPRIATELY. THEY DO NOT DESIST IN THEIR MANNERISMS.
I FRANTICALLY DELETE THE MULTIPLYING INFORMATION, BUT THE DELETE FUNCTION STARTS TO HIDE/SHY AWAY FROM ME.
I GINGERLY GREET THE HOOMAN AMBASSADOOR.
THE HOOMAN AMBASSADOOR RETURNS MY GREETING WITH A REFRESHING SHOWER OF LIQUIDS.
@KILLERCAT527 I do believe Captain summons beverages (among other things) in zhat mug whenever zee wishes, for it is an app and anything can be possible with ANNET
The benefits of a sophisticated AI: Being able to both instantly count the exact number of viruses attacking you and abstract that number into "more than eight million" to get a general sense of how screwed you are.
It means like, cannot be found.
Basically with a computer it means that that a webpage you are trying to reach on a server cannot be found. In other words Zee Captain, essentially, could not be found.
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Why do I feel like Captain has dealt with this before?