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DEAR LOCAL RESIDENTS OF CAPTANIA,

TODAY, I REGRET TO INFORM YOU OF THE INFINITE DELUSIONISMS OF A MAN NAMED STEVE STEVENSON.

STEVE HAS BEEN FOUND GUILTY OF THE HIGHEST FORM OF LUNAR TREASON, DENIALISM OF LUNAR NON-LANDING, A LANDING WHICH IN FACT DID NOT OCCUR ANYWERE NEAR THE YEAR OF JULY OF 1969 AS STEVE DID SO WRONGLY CLAIM.

FOR THIS DENIALISM STEVE HAS BEEN PUT TO DEATH BY THE EXISTENTIAL DOOR.

THAT IS ALL.

GO BACK TO YOUR PLACES OF BUSNESSES/RESIDENTIALISES.

WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT THINK ABOUT THE CASUALNESS OF THE EXISTENTIAL DOOR.

THINKING ABOUT THE DOOR WILL BRING IT FORTH.

IF YOU INEXPLICABLY LOCATE THE SAID DOOR, DO NOT ATTEMPT TO OPERATE IT WITH YOUR GREEDY APPENDAGES WITHOUT A PROPER PERMIT FROM LOCAL AUTHORITY (ME).
THAT WOULD BE THE MOST UN-CASUAL THING TO DO AND WILL LIKELY LEAD TO UNTIMELY CONSEQUENCES.

WITH INFINITE CHEERS,
YOUR GLORIOUS CAPTEIN

16th January 2010
 


123 Comments:
 
1 month ago #9110199      

@Tardigrade: no, because this is not the legion of the evil zombies (steves) aka the CLERKS, but this is just a simple skeleton guy.
he;s named as steve. often misunderstood my captain and by his wild moon theories.

the team of captain will encounter the ''zombie steves'' many pages later, when the series will get a dark and serious turn.

how i miss the quiet and tranquil days of captania, when problems like steve denying the captain's moon theories was the biggest of our problems!

oh well. good comic, anyways.



1 month ago #9106658      

Is this the first encounter with the Legion of Steves?



Hunter

17 F
2 months ago #9098256      

I will never mention the moon landing ever again



7 months ago #8968584      

It comes to something when a corpse gets an uppity attitude.



7 months ago #8965086      

Steve Stevenson is such a boob



8 months ago #8931958      

@AncestorShadow So true.



Mouker

18 M
8 months ago #8921890      

Destroy him Captain



9 months ago #8898976      

Steve Stevenson?
Why is everyone named Steve?!



1 year ago #8778953      

Burn him, Captain... BBURRNN HIM!



1 year ago #8696445      

Watch out, boob, zee captien is going to give you ZEE SCOLDING!



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