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ATTENTION: LOCAL RESIDENTS OF CAPTANIA!


TODAY, I REGRET TO INFORM YOU OF THE INFINITE DELUSIONISMS OF A MAN NAMED STEVE STEVENSON.

STEVE HAS BEEN FOUND GUILTY OF THE HIGHEST FORM OF LUNAR TREASON, SPEAKING OUT LOUD OF THE MOON-RELATED ACTIVITIES. SUCH PUBLIC SPEECHES AND WONDERINGS ARE MOST PROHIBITED.

FOR THIS PUBLICATION STEVE HAS BEEN PUT TO DEATH BY THE EXISTENTIAL DOOR.

THAT IS ALL.

GO BACK TO YOUR PLACES OF BUSNESSES/RESIDENTIALISES.

WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT THINK ABOUT THE CASUALNESS OF THE EXISTENTIAL DOOR.

THINKING ABOUT THE DOOR WILL BRING IT FORTH.

IF YOU INEXPLICABLY LOCATE THE SAID DOOR, DO NOT ATTEMPT TO OPERATE IT WITH YOUR GREEDY APPENDAGES WITHOUT A PROPER PERMIT FROM LOCAL AUTHORITY (ME).
THAT WOULD BE THE MOST UN-CASUAL THING TO DO AND WILL LIKELY LEAD TO UNTIMELY CONSEQUENCES.

WITH INFINITE CHEERS,
YOUR GLORIOUS CAPTEIN


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  • 10th July 2009

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    10 months ago #9428945        
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    I'm the skeleton, tbh



    2 months ago #9513445        
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    did snippy get his gun back?



    8 months ago #9449392        
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    Have we figured out where captain is from yet? German? Russia? I'm rereading this and I can't remember if it was ever stated.

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    Griff

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    10 months ago #9431395        
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    Anyone know what his "snipping job" entails?

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    Yubbi

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    1 year ago #9354394        
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    @sergeant If there are they're no where near as cool as "Steve"



    sergeant

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    1 year ago #9353990        
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    oh, and here's a strange fact that few noted/pointed out:
    THIS man, steve(the skeleton that cofirms the moon landings/base and defies zee captain by calling him ''an ignoramus''),

    is THIS man, in comic 185:
    http://romanticallyapocalyptic.com/185

    as we can see there, echo interrogates with ''steve'', and he says the exact same things that captain was saying about steve, back on comic' #2'.

    so it all adds up.
    ''steve'' knew about the moon-base, he was a scientist/mod/lower admin, and since he was about to talk about this, the admins/ANNET killed him by using a metalic door on him.

    hence the ''existential door'' execution.

    you're welcome



    sergeant

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    1 year ago #9353984        
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    @Yubbi i see.
    there MUST be 1-2 more non-copyrighted names for grabs, im certain...



    Yubbi

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    1 year ago #9353033        
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    @tardigrade @sergeant
    As' #13' explains "Steve" is one of the only Pre-approved, non-copyrighted names on the G-list(a list of any and all things)

    So I would imagine most everyone is named Steve to avoid copyright infringement and boast about how Annet approves of them



    2 years ago #9322436        
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    I agree with you Captain, Moon landing's a fake!



    2 years ago #9213347        
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    waht is this "moon" my Captein?



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