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    ENTRY ___2



    ATTENTION: LOCAL RESIDENTS OF CAPTANIA!


    TODAY, I REGRET TO INFORM YOU OF THE INFINITE DELUSIONISMS OF A MAN NAMED STEVE STEVENSON.

    STEVE HAS BEEN FOUND GUILTY OF THE HIGHEST FORM OF LUNAR TREASON, SPEAKING OUT LOUD OF THE MOON-RELATED ACTIVITIES. SUCH PUBLIC SPEECHES AND WONDERINGS ARE MOST PROHIBITED.

    FOR THIS PUBLICATION STEVE HAS BEEN PUT TO DEATH BY THE EXISTENTIAL DOOR.

    THAT IS ALL.

    GO BACK TO YOUR PLACES OF BUSNESSES/RESIDENTIALISES.

    WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT THINK ABOUT THE CASUALNESS OF THE EXISTENTIAL DOOR.

    THINKING ABOUT THE DOOR WILL BRING IT FORTH.

    IF YOU INEXPLICABLY LOCATE THE SAID DOOR, DO NOT ATTEMPT TO OPERATE IT WITH YOUR GREEDY APPENDAGES WITHOUT A PROPER PERMIT FROM LOCAL AUTHORITY (ME).
    THAT WOULD BE THE MOST UN-CASUAL THING TO DO AND WILL LIKELY LEAD TO UNTIMELY CONSEQUENCES.

    WITH INFINITE CHEERS,
    YOUR GLORIOUS CAPTEIN

    10th July 2009
     
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    Yubbi

    19 F
    2 months ago #9354394        

    @sergeant If there are they're no where near as cool as "Steve"



    sergeant

    20 M
    2 months ago #9353990        

    oh, and here's a strange fact that few noted/pointed out:
    THIS man, steve(the skeleton that cofirms the moon landings/base and defies zee captain by calling him ''an ignoramus''),

    is THIS man, in comic 185:
    http://romanticallyapocalyptic.com/185

    as we can see there, echo interrogates with ''steve'', and he says the exact same things that captain was saying about steve, back on comic #2.

    so it all adds up.
    ''steve'' knew about the moon-base, he was a scientist/mod/lower admin, and since he was about to talk about this, the admins/ANNET killed him by using a metalic door on him.

    hence the ''existential door'' execution.

    you're welcome



    sergeant

    20 M
    2 months ago #9353984        

    @Yubbi i see.
    there MUST be 1-2 more non-copyrighted names for grabs, im certain...



    Yubbi

    19 F
    2 months ago #9353033        

    @tardigrade @sergeant
    As #13 explains "Steve" is one of the only Pre-approved, non-copyrighted names on the G-list(a list of any and all things)

    So I would imagine most everyone is named Steve to avoid copyright infringement and boast about how Annet approves of them


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    5 months ago #9322436        

    I agree with you Captain, Moon landing's a fake!



    11 months ago #9213347        

    waht is this "moon" my Captein?



    11 months ago #9212007        

    Our esteemed Steve. No. This man, this /corpse/ dare talk about the moon landing, how BRASH! Imprudence, blasphemy, bogus oration! All disregard persisting rumors of lunR activity, it never happened... (Unless it did and probably obviously did, except all data was expunged. CAPTAIN, I agree with fellow flying @Panchop64 HOW IGNORAMUS-LIKE OF YOU! *Farts away*)



    11 months ago #9203718        

    THAT HAPPENS SOME TEIMS, CAPTEINS FURY CANNOT BE COMPREHENDEDISED BY MERE DOLTS LIKE STEVE!



    bkishaan

    18 M
    12 months ago #9194964        

    Just realized Captain's lens' turned red with fury in that last panel.



    1 year ago #9162170        

    CAPTEIN, YOU IGNORAMUS!

    *flies away*



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